It hasn't been easy for marijuana growers these days. Along with the downturn in the world wide economy, pot farmers are facing increasing legalization in states such as California and Colorado where anyone with a pulse can easily acquire a medicina...
Until a few weeks ago, most Americans were only dimly aware that Greece still existed anywhere other than that strange mythological place known as, "Ancient History." Today, as if by Zeus-like magical powers, Americans are now part owners in what som...
The elves who reside at the end of the rainbow have filed a lawsuit against the Obama administration. The elves are claiming that his secret service broke into there houses in the middle of the night and confiscated all the gold they have saved u...
Declaring it a "Zorba the Greek" moment, tens of thousands of Greek citizens poured out into the streets to celebrate the announcement that a last minute financial reprieve granted by the International Monetary Fund,(IMF), would enable them to contin...
Life seemed great for retiring Birders who moved to the Aviary Antebellum Estates in 2001 thru 2004. Located next to a huge water fowl migrating area the estate was ideal for seeing dozens of species daily. The home owners association spent m...
After weeks of worsening economic news, Greece has been bailed out in a controversial scheme that will see the UK and German governments both take 30% of shares in the country. RBS-chief, Stephen Hester, has also been installed as the new Prime Minis...
In a shock twist to the dark comedy surrounding Portsmouth football club, the government has announced that it is stepping in to bail out the ailing Premier League club. "We believe that allowing the club to collapse would do lasting damage to the...
WASHINGTON, DC - The Czar of incompetent executive over-compensation, according to my source, Heinze Kissinger, said pay cuts may drive executive talent away from companies bailed out by U.S. taxpayers. According to Heinze, golden handcuffs shoul...
WASHINGTON DC - President Obama today held a short informal press conference with a few lessor known reporters. He chose this venue, in his office, to make a lucid revelation of the solution to all economic problems. Follows his statement. The s...
CLEVELAND - President Obama speaking before a gathering of The Lake Erie Typesetters Union Local #9913 has stated that he has signed The Newspaper Revitalization Act, which will help prevent hundreds of American newspapers from going out of business.
New York NY: The Wall Street investment house of Frank, Dodd and Kennedy (FDK) LLC has announced their new financial strategy for the small investor in the next 18 months (offer expires January 4, 2011). The new strategy is called "Give yourself...
Steve Austin, the retired astronaut and government agent who was the first man outfitted with "bionic" limbs, has been denied any "tune-up" funds in the now multi-trillion dollar bailout. In the crash of an experimental vehicle in 1974, Colonel Aust...
The United States government announced today, that it is speeding up delivery of bailout funds to the poorest banks hit hard by the economic crisis. The plan calls for newly-unemployed workers to deliver these funds as quickly as possible to these ai...
Chinese Secretary of State Laung Dong announced this morning that all dogs in America were being held as collateral for the latest Chinese bailout of the America Treasury. The startling revelation was confirmed by the U.S. Undersecretary of Agricultu...
WASHINGTON D.C. - The United States Treasury Department has just announced that it will need to have a federal bailout in order to keep it from going bankrupt. Assistant Secretary of The Treasury Claudine Mezzoforte, 47, told President Barack Obam...
(Washington, D.C.) The White House decided to make two negatives a positive, AIG and Afghanistan. In his Internet Town Hall Meeting, President Barack Obama revealed that those AIG executives who do not return their bailout bonuses would be drafted as...
One of the mandates of the new bailout to insurance company AIG is that they must change their name to something more appropriate. Their original title - American Insurance Group - suggests that they are patriotic and believe in the principals th...
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