Authorities in New York said a marketing company did not have permission to promote "The Walking Dead" by hiding "zombies" in a subway grate. "Those people need to lighten up a bit. It was just an ad for the new show. Do they think that the peopl...
During the NFL Combine, the annual gathering of rookies to evaluate their NFL potential, general managers asked tight end Nick Kasa whether or not he "likes girls," or has a girlfriend. Linebacker Manti Te'o's sexuality was the "elephant in the room"...
What most people saw in the Massachusetts Wellesley College area was a practically naked man either sleepwalking or in a frozen Zombie-like Trance! Whatever it was, the Headmaster immediately called the campus police and the local sheriff, who m...
Savannah, Georgia- This week the world witnessed the return of AMC's hit show 'The Walking Dead.' According to many sources, zombies were featured in this episode. Bill, a maintenance manager at a local Marriott had this to say about the episode,...
Rob Pattinson had just taken Kristen Stewart over the weekend to see a foreign film with subtitles, that was a horror movie. "I had never seen one of those", stated Pattinson, "and didn't expect much but I was very much surprised by the guy who pr...
Over 2000 fans who attended the "Michael Jackson Imitator Show" in Las Vegas say that they were not fooled with the make-up and that it was Michael Jackson's Zombie that took the stage, Saturday night. "They can say this is a great imitator but mo...
SINGAPORE - A bizarre chain of events after Hurricane Vamei resulted in the arrest of two white Russian zombies and one Afro-Bahamian prostitute. Following the devastation of the Singapore Coast by Hurricane Vamei, the President of Russia, Vladami...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - The immigration issue has been receiving quite a bit of attention lately. At first the Red State senators felt that all illegal aliens from Mexico, Central America, and South America would be sent back to their respective home t...
In this age of too many TV channels, one can easily lose control of the remote and end up on an unexpected network. Opposite the Super Bowl, as usual, was Downton Abbey. Most of us can tell the difference between the deathly Dowager Countess and C...
Hollywood has now been struck by a new ballyhoo. Dead people who have for decades been playing the dead extras in so many of Hollywood's blockbuster movies are demanding more diverse roles than that of playing a dead person. This does bode well...
Reports have been coming in from across the country of a rash of zombie-like masses rushing about specific chain stores in large communities in a feeding like frenzy. Zombieologists, a newly developed scientific category that specifically studies zom...
OCALA, Florida (ABSNN) - The National Chapter of Zombies USA, or ZUSA, overwhelmingly endorsed Mitt Romney for President today. According to ZUSA officials "our membership voted 6710 to 47 in favor endorsing Mitt Romney over Barack Obama in the upco...
A funeral in Brazil was held up as a woman claimed the corpse had squeezed her hand. Maria Neymar Ronaldo Cesar said: "I leant in to say goodbye to Grandmamma and she squeezed my hand. I shouted for them to switch the furnace off and we called a a...
Washington DC - In a shocking revelation, our coverage of the 2012 Presidential Campaign has unearthed sources who claim that the Republican Party is controlled by Vampires, with the Democrats run by Super Zombies. Although yet to be confirmed,...
LOS ANGELES - Charlene Belle Pinnzucker, director of the Epitome Network hit The Zombie Chronicles recently said that she has never worked with two nicer, more professional actors than Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens. Efron, 24, stars as Sebastian L...
In a surprise appearance last week, a man claiming to be Jesus revealed that the much anticipated 'zombie apocalypse' of 2012 is actually a mis-communication of the intended 'Second Coming'. Jesus explained that they (the Holy Trinity) realised that if the Son of God were to turn up looking 'normal', He might not be taken seriously and most likely ignored (or sectioned if the NHS could be bothe...
The white shark which had washed up dead on Southy And Kinda Westy Beach in Massachusetts was not just dead, but was a zombie shark and a loan shark as well as a writer for the reality show the Jersey Shore. This was discovered after the foundin...
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