With the Book of World's Records in attendance, P.M. Wortham, semi-famous hack spoof writer, will join thousands of others in an attempt to break the record for the world's largest Euchre tournament. Held in the Detroit area this coming weekend an...
Education Secretary Ed's Balls has laid a twonker of a shite measuring in at 2 ft long and weighing in at 300 pounds achieving a new world record! Ed Mcsquirter from the Book of Records, who has been dead for nearly ten years, sensationally...
The floor was covered with row after row of red, blue, yellow, and green dots. The contestants wore only their sweatbands and socks. A man on the stage had his finger ready on the spinner. Judges along the walls were ready with clipboards in hand...
The row over just which dog is the world's tallest intensified yesterday as rival claims fought for the attention of the keepers of the world record books. Officially, George the Great Dane from Tuscon, Arizona, USA has been declared the tallest a...
A scout in Lytham St Annes, near Blackpool, has broken the world swimming record for the one hundred metres freestyle thanks to an obscure ruling in the scouting organisation. After examining how dangerous water is, the British Scouts (BS) have de...
Deluded Spoof writer Skoob1999 today revealed that he has gone without sleep for a week in order to chip in his contribution to Spoof Administrator Mark Lowton's rallying cry for 100k stories by the website's 10th birthday in 2011. Skoob, who is r...
The Guinness world record for Worlds Oldest Dog is in doubt today amidst claims that the dog is in fact dead. Ancient K9 Otto Jones, and his elderly owner Lynn Jones from Shropshire first appeared on regional news then became an overnight sensatio...
Tensions are wearing thin as Italy accuses France of the heinous crime of 'Theft of record breaking dessert'. Italy claims the French conducted a secret mission to steal the tasty dessert to pass off as their own. France was then awarded the World...
Emmanuel Adebayors run towards the Arsenal Fans during Saturday's game has been clocked at 60 miles per hour. This record breaking feat was measured as the player sprinted in ecstacy, to share the joy of his goal with the opposing fans. The awa...
The "100m" run Emmanuel Adebayor made towards Arsenal fans yesterday, was claimed by the man himself to be an official attempt to break the 100m record, set by Usain Bolt of 9.58 "sex". "Nah bro, I was just trying to win the 100m, trying to beat U...
The leaders of the G20 have today decided to follow the trend set by previous G20 summits by agreeing to agree. A spokesman stated that, "We have decided that it is in the best interests of all of us if we simply decide to agree rather than pissi...
LOS ANGELES, CA, USA The speculation concerning Michael Jackson's revelation shortly before his death that he hoped to be a serious contender for a new world record came to an end today when it was revealed by authorities with the Guinness Book of Wo...
German porn star, Cora, came unstuck yesterday when she tried to break the world oral sex record by servicing two hundred men, and ended up in the hospital. Cora, who is currently under investigation by the polizei for getting her kit off in a pub...
Khalid Sheikh Mohammed is celebrating this evening in his cell, having today been confirmed by the Book of Records as the new world record holder for water-boarding. Mohammed, currently residing in Guantanamo Base, is said to be delighted that hi...
A British engineer from Hampshire has broken the world land speed record for a human gas powered vehicle. Richard Jenkins reached 126.1 mph (202.9 kmh) in his car Greenbird on the dry plains of Ivanpah Lake in Nevada purely by using farts, collect...
Gary, Indiana, / Cosmetology News/ Personal Dating Service Update - Unlikely as it may seem, a little viewed personal ad in a local food market flyer may be responsible for hooking up two world record holders. Somehow, the food market flyer give...
LAS VEGAS, NV - Olympic Gold medalist and world record setting swimmer Michael Phelps proved tonight he is no "one trick pony." At a competition in Las Vegas, Phelps held in a bong hit for a whopping 3 minutes and 28 seconds, annoying the timekee...
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