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Funny story: Tennis fans' horror as Tim Henman's dad mistaken for George W Bush

Tennis fans' horror as Tim Henman's dad mistaken for George W Bush

London - Quite what he was doing in Wimbledon's royal box is a mystery, flanked by the likes of gold digger Kate Middleton and assorted other desperate Z-Listers. Today the facial similarity between Anthony Henman - father of top UK tennis no-wozz...

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Funny story: Andy Murray drives his female fans to knitting!

Andy Murray drives his female fans to knitting!

Female Andy Murray fans have come up with a great way of watching the great British hope stumble through his games at Wimbledon; they knit during the games because although Andy is a Brit, he's a pretty boring one. Female British "once a year tenn...

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Funny story: Owl impression by top female star leads tennis authorities to act

Owl impression by top female star leads tennis authorities to act

Following her admission that she has not been grunting on the courts of the professional tennis tour but impersonating her pet owl, Frederick, a well known top female tennis star has blown the lid off the grunting debate that has been dominating wome...

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Funny story: Hideous patterned cardie as Pippa Middleton does Wimbledon

Hideous patterned cardie as Pippa Middleton does Wimbledon

London - "Did you crochet it yerself, love?" was one linesman's quip as the pointless social climber arrived at Centre Court's royal box today. "Ooh, with so many clashing geometric lines it's bound to f++k up the Hawkeye functionality," another a...

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Funny story: Wimbledon 2012: Andy Murray Routs Unknown Russian

Wimbledon 2012: Andy Murray Routs Unknown Russian

British number one tennis player Andy Murray opened his 2012 Wimbledon campaign by producing a near-faultless display during a crushing victory over unknown Russian Davy Denko. Fourth seed Murray dominated Denko with huge serves and beautifully-ac...

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Funny story: Venus Williams Dumped Out of Wimbledon Claims She Has Several Previously Undiagnosed Syndromes

Venus Williams Dumped Out of Wimbledon Claims She Has Several Previously Undiagnosed Syndromes

Five-time champion Venus Williams was sensationally and unceremoniously dumped from Wimbledon after a straight-sets first-round defeat by Elena Vesnina. The 32-year-old American though is claiming that she is suffering from several previously un...

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Funny story: Maria Sharapova To Visit Former Minder - Burnley Man Reg Bond - Ahead Of Wimbledon 2012

Maria Sharapova To Visit Former Minder - Burnley Man Reg Bond - Ahead Of Wimbledon 2012

Globally renowned Russian grunting tennis queen, Maria Sharapova, has announced that she is to pay a goodwill visit to her former minder, Reg Bond, at his shared Burnley B&B room ahead of this year's Wimbledon tennis championships. "I owe much...

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Funny story: American Fans' Fury as England Gets To Host Wimbledon...Again

American Fans' Fury as England Gets To Host Wimbledon...Again

American tennis fans are up in arms, some furious even, after England was once again chosen to host this year's Wimbledon tennis tournament the 80th time in a row that London has been selected to host the tournament, some calling the decision...shame...

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Funny story: Tennis star David Nalbandian fires up Falkland feud at match

Tennis star David Nalbandian fires up Falkland feud at match

Argentine tennis ace David Nalbandian has started off a Falkland War feud after kicking out at British line judges at a Wimbledon warm up tournament at Queens Club yesterday. Nalbandian claims he was kicking an advertising hoarding out of frustrat...

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Funny story: Weather quiet on Wimbledon and Olympics plans

Weather quiet on Wimbledon and Olympics plans

The British weather has refused to be drawn on its plans for the Wimbledon championships and the forthcoming London Olympics-even after buggering up the recent Jubilee celebrations. The relentless pissing rain that totally spoiled three out of the...

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Funny story: Summer is here again; whiplash winds, storms and gales!

Summer is here again; whiplash winds, storms and gales!

After enduring a long, wet, windy horrible winter and spring, summer has arrived to relieve the northern half of Europe from its misery. The only problem is; there is more of the wet, windy, horrible weather hitting the shores of Britain and Northen...

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Funny story: Tennis: Scottish Man almost British after five set classic

Tennis: Scottish Man almost British after five set classic

In an amazing match that finished at almost 1am local time, Andy Murray narrowly missed out on being labelled 'British' by newspapers with editorial offices in England (and predominantly London) but is still scottish after a five set defeat to Novak...

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Funny story: Stacy Keibler To Star In "Orgasmic Tennis Court Grunting - The Maria Sharapova Story"

Stacy Keibler To Star In "Orgasmic Tennis Court Grunting - The Maria Sharapova Story"

HOLLYWOOD - Lions Door Pictures in association with Tri-Moon Films has just announced that noted director Bellanino Terrabini will be directing Stacy Keibler in the tennis film Orgasmic Tennis Court Grunting - The Maria Sharapova Story. The title...

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Funny story: Wimbledon shocker: Woman was a man

Wimbledon shocker: Woman was a man

The world of tennis was rocked today when it was revealed that during the recent Wimbledon tournament a mixed doubles pair competed who were actually two men. Johnny Allman and Sam Woman came fifth in the prestigious competition, and apparently ma...

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Funny story: 'Djokovic cheated' with incessant ball bouncing and could be stripped of Grand Slam title

'Djokovic cheated' with incessant ball bouncing and could be stripped of Grand Slam title

London - The mood is grim in SW19 tonight as tennis governing body officials begin studying footage of the Men's Singles Finals win. And reigning champion Rafael Nadal may yet be reinstated as the horrible truth of his Serb victor's delaying tacti...

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Funny story: Wimbledon Finals: You Have To Laugh, Says Expert

Wimbledon Finals: You Have To Laugh, Says Expert

As Britain's annual love affair with lawn tennis came to its usual unrewarded end on Sunday, there were sounds of laughter emanating from SW19. "Oh, I love it," says EIF News & Features sports editor, Thelonious Adidas. "Every year it's the sa...

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Funny story: Andy Murray fans blame confectionery giant for his Wimbledon tennis bugger-up

Andy Murray fans blame confectionery giant for his Wimbledon tennis bugger-up

The untimely exit of UK No 1 tennis player, Andy Murray, from this year's Wimbledon, has been laid at the feet of Bassett's the sweet maker, by fans of the Scottish tennis star. Wilma Scorelift, chair of the Andy Murray supporters club said that t...

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