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Funny story: Nadya Suleman, AKA OctoMom Thrilled With The Success of Her New Porn Movie "I'm The Girl of My Dreams"

Nadya Suleman, AKA OctoMom Thrilled With The Success of Her New Porn Movie "I'm The Girl of My Dreams"

HOLLYWOOD - Nadya Suleman, America's latest porn star appeared on The View where she was asked questions by the resident "Hens." Barbara Walters asked her how much she was paid to star in the porn flick titled "I'm The Girl of My Dreams." Sulem...

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Funny story: Charlie Sheen Says That Contrary To All The Rumors He And Whoopi Goldberg Are Not An Item

Charlie Sheen Says That Contrary To All The Rumors He And Whoopi Goldberg Are Not An Item

SHERMAN OAKS - Charlie Sheen has been described as being to common sense what Sarah "The Moose Mama" Palin is to geography. But the 46-year-old laughs and says that sticks and stones can break his bones but if you really want to hurt him make 603...

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Funny story: Kim Kardashian States In No Uncertain Terms That Kris Humphries Is Not Getting Their $325,000 Ferrari Wedding Gift

Kim Kardashian States In No Uncertain Terms That Kris Humphries Is Not Getting Their $325,000 Ferrari Wedding Gift

NEW YORK CITY - Kim Kardashian and her brand new boyfriend Kanye "Mr. Microphone" West were spotted at Manhattan's Giggle Giggle Comedy Club. According to a reporter for LaLaLand Limelight formerly The Showbiz Gazette, the couple, who was dressed...

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Funny story: Meghan McCain Talks About Sarah "Snowflake" Palin, Ann "Giddy Up" Coulter, and Rush "Limpy" Limbaugh

Meghan McCain Talks About Sarah "Snowflake" Palin, Ann "Giddy Up" Coulter, and Rush "Limpy" Limbaugh

LOS ANGELES - Meghan McCain, the daughter of Senator John McCain and his elderly Barbie-looking wife Cindy McCain appeared on the daytime talk show The View. She talked about her latest political tell-all book titled My Days and Nights On The 2008...

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Funny story: Betty White Says That If Ron Paul Wasn't Married, She'd Be All Over Him Like Stripes on A Zebra!

Betty White Says That If Ron Paul Wasn't Married, She'd Be All Over Him Like Stripes on A Zebra!

BEVERLY HILLS - Betty White just recently celebrated her 90th birthday and the feisty Hollywood gal does not show any signs of slowing down. She is seriously considering an offer to appear in next season's edition of Dancing With The Stars as well...

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Funny story: Kim Kardashian Appears on "The View" and Still Insists That She Will Not Be Returning Any of Her Wedding Gifts Including The Thoroughbred Racehorse

Kim Kardashian Appears on "The View" and Still Insists That She Will Not Be Returning Any of Her Wedding Gifts Including The Thoroughbred Racehorse

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Kim Kardashian recently made a guest appearance on The View and was drilled pretty good by Joy Behar and Whoopi Goldberg regarding her wedding gifts. Behar began the conversation by asking, "So tell me Kimmy, married anyone latel...

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Funny story: Barbara Walters Says That She Is Retiring Because of Whoopi Goldberg and Elisabeth Hasselbeck

Barbara Walters Says That She Is Retiring Because of Whoopi Goldberg and Elisabeth Hasselbeck

HOLLYWOOD - Barbara Walters at the age of 82, is the undisputed Queen of News Reporting. She was one of the first women to ever appear on national television doing news shows with the likes of noted newsmen such as Hugh Down, Frank McGee, Harry Reaso...

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Funny story: The New Sit-Com 'Whitney' Hasn't Even Premiered Yet and It Reportedly Has Already Been Cancelled!

The New Sit-Com 'Whitney' Hasn't Even Premiered Yet and It Reportedly Has Already Been Cancelled!

HOLLYWOOD - Never in the history of a network self-promoting one of its own shows has a show received the hours and hours of promo ads that a show called Whitney has received. The Whitney in the title is the relatively unknown Whitney Cummings who...

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Funny story: The View's Barbara Walters and Whoopi Goldberg Nearly Come To "Blows" Over Their Marijuana Issue

The View's Barbara Walters and Whoopi Goldberg Nearly Come To "Blows" Over Their Marijuana Issue

LOS ANGELES - The head host of The View Barbara Walters, 81, is literally fit to be tied after getting into an argument with co-host Whoopi Goldberg over the question of marijuana. Goldberg, 55, has stated that there is nothing wrong with pot and...

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Funny story: One of American Idol's Top Favorites, Jacob Lusk, Told To Turn Down His 'Ebeneezer Baptist Bravado' A Notch

One of American Idol's Top Favorites, Jacob Lusk, Told To Turn Down His 'Ebeneezer Baptist Bravado' A Notch

LOS ANGELES - One of this years American Idol contestants who has become an early on favorite and the choice of many AI viewers to make it to the finals is Jacob "Smiley Face" Lusk. But Lusk has been told by the shows producers that he needs to to...

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Funny story: "The View's" Barbara Walters Says Her Dislike of Whoopi Goldberg Is Not Personal - It's Her Hair!

"The View's" Barbara Walters Says Her Dislike of Whoopi Goldberg Is Not Personal - It's Her Hair!

LOS ANGELES - Barbara Walters who is the host and executive producer of the television talk show The View has finally spoken out about her ongoing dislike for fellow panel member Whoopi "The Cushion" Goldberg. Walters said that she has received li...

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Funny story: The Bill O'Reilly - Joy Behar Feud Continues

The Bill O'Reilly - Joy Behar Feud Continues

LOS ANGELES - Bill O'Reilly appeared on The View and most certainly stirred things up. So much so that View regulars Whoopi Goldberg and Joy Behar both stormed off the set when O'Reilly insisted on calling the people who brought down the Twin Towers...

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Funny story: The Real Reason Why The View's Whoopi Goldberg and Joy Behar Walked Out On Guest Bill O'Reilly

The Real Reason Why The View's Whoopi Goldberg and Joy Behar Walked Out On Guest Bill O'Reilly

NEW YORK CITY - The View, which is filmed in New York City at 320 West 66th Street was the scene of quite a brouhaha when the show hosted Fox News conservative talk show host Bill O'Reilly. O'Reilly began talking about how 911 was caused by a grou...

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Funny story: Sandra "The Kissing Bandit" Bullock Replies "No!" When Asked If She Would Like To Kiss Whoopi Goldberg

Sandra "The Kissing Bandit" Bullock Replies "No!" When Asked If She Would Like To Kiss Whoopi Goldberg

AUSTIN - Sandra Bullock was sitting on the backyard deck of her Austin, Texas mansion when she was asked if she had kissed any women lately. Bullock blushed and said that she had not but that she had really been thinking a lot about it since her l...

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Funny story: Whoopi Goldberg in catfight on "The Today Show" with White House gatecrasher. Says she was only speaking Ebonics, not "f**kin' swearin at the bi**h ho"

Whoopi Goldberg in catfight on "The Today Show" with White House gatecrasher. Says she was only speaking Ebonics, not "f**kin' swearin at the bi**h ho"

AMERICA NO-NEWS TODAY: White House gatecrasher Michele Salahi and Whoopi Goldberg turned their appearance on "The Today Show" into a regular obscenity-laden catfight. In a case of Say what? - Whoopi - who may or may not have been on her regular m...

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Funny story: Whoopi Goldberg Says Mel Gibson Is Not A Racist - And Whoopi You Ain't An Old Black Gal With Dreadlocks

Whoopi Goldberg Says Mel Gibson Is Not A Racist - And Whoopi You Ain't An Old Black Gal With Dreadlocks

LOS ANGELES - Whoopi Goldberg was having lunch at Cousin Cooter's Chicken Wings and Thangs when she was asked about the recent half dozen recorded rants by Mel Gibson directed at his ex-girlfriend Oksana Grigorieva. Goldy, as her hair stylist call...

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Funny story: Million Nun March Falls Short Of Expectations

Million Nun March Falls Short Of Expectations

The "Million Nun March," a protest march on Washington D.C., failed to meet expectations this week in the nation's capital. Of the thousands of Catholic diocese, parishes, and convents, a grand total of three nuns showed up. The protest, modelled...

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