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Funny story: England v Ukraine - Six Minute Anthem Nightmare

England v Ukraine - Six Minute Anthem Nightmare

It's been described as a deliberate plot to unsettle the opposition players and fans alike, but officials of the Ukraine FA have insisted on playing a six minute version of their national anthem at Wembley tonight. "Six minutes is a long time to h...

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Funny story: Wembley Arch to Go

Wembley Arch to Go

The massive arch that surmounts Wembley Stadium is to be removed in renovations that are likely to cost upwards of £17 million. The arch, which is the architectural signature of the site, is 133 metres high at its peak, and is constructed from 1750...

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Funny story: Bristol City Fans To Abandon Singing Cider Songs

Bristol City Fans To Abandon Singing Cider Songs

Fans of Bristol City, the Championship playoff losers, have vowed to stop singing stupid cider songs as a way of inspiring their team, and of drowning their sorrows after huge defeats.

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Funny story: David Beckham to play in FA Cup final

David Beckham to play in FA Cup final

The FA have announced that David Beckham will play a full 90 minutes in the FA Cup Final at Wembley on 17th May. The bizarre news comes via a hurried press conference staged at Soho Square by FA Chief Executive Brian Barwick, England Manager Fabio...

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Funny story: Stuart Pearce named as head ball boy at Wembley

Stuart Pearce named as head ball boy at Wembley

After an unsuccessful start to his management career with Manchester City and England Under 21's, Fabio Cappello has made Stuart Pearce Head ball boy at all England internationals. The move comes after fierce demands by Stuart Pearce, wrote to S...

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Funny story: BBC In Shake-up As New Broom Looks Set To Sweep Clean

BBC In Shake-up As New Broom Looks Set To Sweep Clean

It's all change at the BBC as a new broom looks set to sweep clean.

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Funny story: Manchester Olympics nearing reality

Manchester Olympics nearing reality

An email from Ken Livingstone to the Olympic Delivery Authority has been leaked to TheSpoof.com. The recent renaming of the thoroughfare leading to the new Wembley Stadium from "Wembley Way" to "Olympic Way" gives warning of a pla...

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Funny story: FA Cup Final Will Be In Cardiff Next Year

FA Cup Final Will Be In Cardiff Next Year

In an astonishing development over the weekend, the English Football Association has announced that, after a nightmarishly boring FA Cup final at the New Wembley stadium on Saturday, next year's final will revert to the M...

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Funny story: Lampard out, divided self splits for Barca

Lampard out, divided self splits for Barca

FRANK 'Lamps' Lampard threw a wet and unpleasantly musty smelling blanket over Chelsea fans celebrations at their historic FA Cup win at the new Wembley Stadium.

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Funny story: Manchester United's Alex Ferguson To Retire Early After FA Cup Final

Manchester United's Alex Ferguson To Retire Early After FA Cup Final

Sir Alice Ferguson, the Manchester United manager, has dropped an untimely Old Trafford bombshell only days before the FA Cup Final with Chelsea, by announcing that he will retire early

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Funny story: Wembley Key Fiasco - Exclusive!

Wembley Key Fiasco - Exclusive!

The handover of keys to the Football Association's new Wembley stadium in London has hit yet another unforeseen "snag", the keys have gone missing.

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Funny story: Wembley To Be Abandoned

Wembley To Be Abandoned

Any hope of this year's FA Cup Final, between Chelsea and Plymouth, being held at the new Wembley stadium has been destroyed amidst claims that the entire stadium project has been abandoned by contractors Multiplex Construction.

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Funny story: Wembley Stadium Project a Total Success Says Jong-IL

Wembley Stadium Project a Total Success Says Jong-IL

The planning and construction of the New Wembley Stadium is today being hailed as a total success by the Department of Culture Media and Sport.

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Funny story: Wembley Stadium a Gonner

Wembley Stadium a Gonner

LONDON - Shock news has been released this afternoon that the yet to be completed New Wembley Stadium is to be demolished to make way for an Ikea Furniture Store.

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Funny story: Jimmy White wins World Snooker Championship

Jimmy White wins World Snooker Championship

Amazing comeback kid, Jimmy White, shocked the Wembley Arena last night after destroying John Virgo in a tough 19 frame battle. White, 17, found incredible form to see off the knowledgeable Virgo, 23, and win the World Championship title for the firs...

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