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Funny story: Justin Bieber Thinking About Buying Some Land In Colorado And Becoming A Pot Farmer

Justin Bieber Thinking About Buying Some Land In Colorado And Becoming A Pot Farmer

CHICAGO - Justin Bieber recently announced that he was retiring from the music business. The iRumors News Agency is now reporting that the Canadian singer is considering purchasing some land in the marijuana haven state of Colorado and becoming a...

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Funny story: 213 Bands Beg Willie Nelson To Let Them Be His Opening Act On His 37-City Concert Tour of Colorado

213 Bands Beg Willie Nelson To Let Them Be His Opening Act On His 37-City Concert Tour of Colorado

CHICAGO - Music Moments Magazine has just announced that bands are clamoring to be the opening act on Willie Nelson's 37-City Concert Tour of Colorado. Calcutta Cotton with Music Moments Magazine reports that so far a total of 213 bands have conta...

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Funny story: Willie Nelson Getting Ready For His 37-City Concert Tour of Colorado - The Marijuana Haven of The USA

Willie Nelson Getting Ready For His 37-City Concert Tour of Colorado - The Marijuana Haven of The USA

AUSTIN - Willie Nelson sat in his Austin mansion talking to Buck Yazoo with Yippee-Ki-Yay Magazine. Yazoo asked the 80-year-old Texas music legend about his upcoming 37-City Concert Tour of Colorado which is scheduled to begin on January 13. Wi...

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Funny story: Marijuana Can Now Be Legally Purchased In Colorado

Marijuana Can Now Be Legally Purchased In Colorado

DENVER - Denver Police Officer Burton Onionwood [Badge #90903] said that he has been a member of the DPD for 27 years and he has never seen a happier bunch of people as those he saw today waiting in line outside pot stores. Effective at 12:01 a.m.

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Funny story: Republicans Smoking Too Much Weed Again

Republicans Smoking Too Much Weed Again

Once again Republicans have been having drug deliriums from smoking too much weed. With regards to the stalemate on the shutting down the government (by the way, the WRONG parts of the government have gotten shut down- why are these guys still in th...

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Funny story: Willie Nelson Purchases 10 Marijuana Shops in Denver

Willie Nelson Purchases 10 Marijuana Shops in Denver

AUSTIN - Country music icon Willie Nelson was recently interviewed by Cowbell Notes Music Magazine writer Chipper Caruso on his ranch located just outside of Austin, Texas. The 80-year-old country music artist said that he had just purchased 10 ma...

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Funny story: California Wants To Buy Marijuana From Colorado

California Wants To Buy Marijuana From Colorado

BEVERLY HILLS - A Southern California group known as FOP for Friends of Pot has contacted Colorado state authorities about the possibility of making a rather large purchase of Colorado marijuana. Hayden "Scooter" Tallyhouse, 21, representing FOP s...

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Funny story: Maryland Wants To Legalize Marijuana

Maryland Wants To Legalize Marijuana

ANNAPOLIS, Maryland - In a move that caught many residents of Maryland by surprise, state delegate Curtis "The Wow Dude" Anderson has introduced a bill into the Maryland legislature that would make marijuana legal for anyone over the age of 21. An...

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Funny story: Colorado Opens Up Hundreds of Pot Parks

Colorado Opens Up Hundreds of Pot Parks

DENVER - A new meaning has just been given to the old John Denver song "Rocky Mountain High." Since the state's voters voted to make marijuana legal, literally tens of thousands of young people have moved to The Rocky Mountain State from such plac...

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Funny story: Most Marijuana Smokers Can't Recall if they Voted to Legalizing Marijuana or Not.

Most Marijuana Smokers Can't Recall if they Voted to Legalizing Marijuana or Not.

John Posey of Bent Creek in Washington State says he remembers telling his friends that he intended to vote to legalize marijuana when that initiative was offered on the November 6th ballot. However, Mr. Posey also stated that he got high on some...

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Funny story: Captain Kirk 'smoked weed with Kim Gul Dukat Cardassian' in banned Star Trek episode

Captain Kirk 'smoked weed with Kim Gul Dukat Cardassian' in banned Star Trek episode

Los Angeles - "It was an episode about the Federation's launch of the 'Meet The Cardassians' holodeck program," the head of Star Trek archives said today. "The studio canned it when a props tragedy saw real weed being smoked by Kirk and the floozi...

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Funny story: L.A. To Close Down All Marijuana Shops

L.A. To Close Down All Marijuana Shops

LOS ANGELES - Literally thousands of high school and college students are extremely upset at a statement that has just been issued by Mayor Antonio "El Hey Dude" Villaraigosa. Speaking before hundreds of members of the news media Mayor V, as Linds...

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Funny story: Snoop Dogg releases his own Garden Weed Killer

Snoop Dogg releases his own Garden Weed Killer

Famous Rapper, Snoop Dogg releases his own spray which gets rid of the weed you find at the bottom of your garden and not in your child's bedroom. Entitled "Snoop Dogg's Wizzle Sprizzle". The rapper definitely has his green thumb and due to poor r...

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Funny story: Police Officers Celebrate 'Harold and Kumar' Release

Police Officers Celebrate 'Harold and Kumar' Release

Officers nationwide celebrated the launch of "A Very Harold and Kumar 3D Christmas" with over 20,000 reports of drug use prevented last week. Police say it was one of the greatest busts in the country's history. "A couple of the boys and I camped...

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Funny story: Bwahaha! Another royal corgi drops dead on holiday

Bwahaha! Another royal corgi drops dead on holiday

Scotland - The Queen is inconsolable - borderline suicidal - at the death of her beloved pooch Dorky this weekend. On Sunday night she locked herself in her bedroom and drank three bottles of Creme de Menthe to cheer herself up after 'the incident...

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Funny story: The Seaweed Invasion

The Seaweed Invasion

Could you imagine the consequences if a common weed took over the world and nothing could be done about it? Well, that's what happening right now under the sea and the culprit is a sea weed called Caulerpa Taxifolia. A pretty, salt water aquarium...

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Funny story: Seaweed Is The New Marijuana - And It's Legal!

Seaweed Is The New Marijuana - And It's Legal!

The Republic Of Ireland stands to reap massive benefits from the harvesting of Loconappa seaweed, which has recently been discovered to possess similar characteristics to marijuana when smoked. Loconappa grows in abundance all around the Irish coa...

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