WASHINGTON DC - Politicians and elitist bureaucrats are still furious at President Trump for not using military equipment to spread death and chaos across the face of the earth. The Military-Industrial-Complex and the CIA have a long history of provo...
Mr. Trump’s quest for world peace continues with more breathless anticipation now that John Bolton has “resigned” from the leadership of the NSA. Mr. Bolton, who according to the president “never saw a war he didn’t like,” has been reported at odd...
The US Senate has failed in its attempt to stop the sale of over £8billion worth of weapons to Saudi Arabia. President Trump had issued a special “National Emergency Declaration” to push the sales though. The “national emergency” presumably being the...
New Conservative Party leader and prime minister, Boris Johnson, has had to further delay the release of his biography of William Shakespeare, 'The Riddle Of Genius', for reasons as yet unknown, but it may be that its release will be cancelled altoge...
Next year is the 75th anniversary of the end of World War II, and Japan is beginning to face its difficult history with a series of exhibitions showing the gentler side of the Japanese war machine. In Osaka, the Japanese National Hello Kitty Museu...
President Donald Trump has said that as a result of the 2019 Gold Cup final defeat the United States suffered at the hands of Mexico, the two countries are now in a state of war. The US women's team became World Cup champions by beating the Nether...
Anonymous sources at the State Department indicate a new campaign is underway to encourage resolution of conflicts—via advertising and subtle messages. The targets start with Iran, with extension of the new scheme to Venezuela and North Korea bei...
'Independence Day', the 1996 movie about aliens from a distant galaxy who attempt to attack planet Earth, and both destroy and annihilate the world's population to death during the 4th of July celebrations, is to be shown on TV screens across the Uni...
The annual fourth of July celebrations, commemorating the Declaration of Independence of the United States on July 4, 1776, have always been celebrated on its anniversary, and this year will be no different. One major difference this year, howeve...
Guard Dog News has learned Mr. Trump’s recent trip to meet Kim Jong Un in Korea's Demilitarized Zone had its exotic side. In a surprise development, Mr. Trump stopped off yesterday on the way home from the G20 Summit to visit Mr. Kim. Mr. Trump...
Sleepy Hallow, Connecticut - Chairman of the Feudal Reserve, Graat “The Shark” White, held a small press conference here today to announce a plan to save on ink used for printing currency. “We only profit from the value of the money we print, b...
President Donald Trump may have 'bitten off more than he can chew' this time, after news emerged from inside Iran that the regime there had encouraged Iranian nationals - and other Arab sympathizers - to remove their sandals as a reaction to US aggre...
President Donald Trump has said that Iran was just "unlucky" having had war declared upon itself by the US, and, had he rolled anything other than a 6, might have escaped the coming conflict, but that's just how the cookie crumbles. Trump was twee...
Once again the chant of “war with Iran, war with Iran, war with Iran” has besieged the US landscape. Communities throughout America can expect the Whirling Dwarfs Parade with their incessant chanting to sweep through town all summer long. Senat...
On June the 6th people across the world will celebrate D-Day, when 75 years ago, thousands of Allied troops landed on the sunny seaside at Normandy in what would be the beginning of the end for Hitler's Germany. A group of elderly veterans told th...
The annual D-day commemoration, the event that commemorates the day the massed Allied Forces invaded mainland Europe and made an absolute fortune for weapons manufacturers, is to be held on the wrong day this year, on the 5th of June. The Normandy...
The hacker group Orwellophiles-'R-Us has disclosed an early draft of Vice President Pence’s Memorial Day speech to cadets at West Point. In the final version of his speech he promised grim-faced cadets: “You will fight on a battlefield for America...
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