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Funny story: I Got Yule Babe

I Got Yule Babe

It has emerged that in the wake of Saddam Hussein's fall from grace, (and the gallows) both warring factions in Iraq have decided to lay down there arms and pick up their microphones to record a cover version of popular 60s song 'I Got You Babe'.

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Funny story: McCain - Iran has weapons of Mass Destruction

McCain - Iran has weapons of Mass Destruction

Desperate republican hopeful senator John McCain has come forward with a 'Dodgy looking' dossier of what he claimed were CIA documents showing that "Iran could wield weapons of mass destruction in only 22.5 minutes that's half the ti...

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Funny story: Air Force Misplaces Weapons of Mass Destruction

Air Force Misplaces Weapons of Mass Destruction

Unlike delusional or downright deceptive Bush and the non-existent WMD's of Sadamm Hussein (No relation to B. Hussein Obama until the desperate Republican attack dogs fake genetic evidence), US Air Force Secretary Loser and chief of staff, Gen. M...

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Funny story: Mythical WMDs Found In Spider's Web

Mythical WMDs Found In Spider's Web

Iraqi WMDs have been found inside a spider's web in Scotland.

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Funny story: Phoenix Lander fails to find WMD

Phoenix Lander fails to find WMD

George W Bush expressed his dismay at the 'abysmal failure' of the latest Mars mission.

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Funny story: Costa Rica Suspected of Having Bananas of Mass Destruction

Costa Rica Suspected of Having Bananas of Mass Destruction

The US announced today it will be invading Costa Rica based on evidence that the central American country is in possession of bananas of mass destruction.

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Funny story: Weapons Of Mass Destruction Found Under Saddam's Mattress

Weapons Of Mass Destruction Found Under Saddam's Mattress

Baghdad- Excitement ruled the White House today after news that weapons of mass destruction had finally been discovered in Iraq.

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Funny story: Weapons of Mass Destruction found in Iran

Weapons of Mass Destruction found in Iran

Tehran: 25/11/07:20:01 Middle-Eastern time. A camel laden with battery powered hammer drills, fire extinguishers and electric chainsaws was impounded by US Officials (they get everywhere don't they?) as it tried to board a ship headed toward Ita...

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Funny story: Al Quaida plans new family of SWMDs

Al Quaida plans new family of SWMDs

High placed sources in the Bush administration, speaking anonymously, have reported that intelligence communities have intercepted a top secret memorandum revealing plans by Al-Qaeda to develop a whole new family of SWMDs (silly weapons of minor dis...

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Funny story: Iraqi WMD's found at U.N. building in Manhattan; Bush orders immediate air strike and ground force invasion

Iraqi WMD's found at U.N. building in Manhattan; Bush orders immediate air strike and ground force invasion

New York, New York - The U.N. announced yesterday that it found minute amounts of phosgene, a chemical warfare agent, which causes choking attacking the lungs. The WWI warfare agent was properly contained and appropriately marked a public hazard in i...

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Funny story: UNMOVIC move to disband

UNMOVIC move to disband

NEW YORK (WTF News) - The United Nations Monitoring, Verification and Inspection Commission (UNMOVIC for short), whose mandate was to disarm Iraq of its weapons of mass destruction, has officially been recommended by UK/US authorities to stand-down f...

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Funny story: Vote For The Newest Seven Wonders of The World

Vote For The Newest Seven Wonders of The World

A group from Lisbon is asking web users around the globe to vote on the latest list of Seven Wonders of the World. Voters will have until early July to cast their ballots to determine which seven man made objects created before the year 2000 will be...

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Funny story: WalMart: Smart Bomb Dropped On Store

WalMart: Smart Bomb Dropped On Store

ALMONT TOWNSHIP, MICHIGAN (CIA TODAY) --A red stealthy F-22A Bomber glided low into the town of Almont Township today. The test target. WalMart Super Center at 555 E. Genesee Street. In its' payload an innovative...

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Funny story: New WMD?

New WMD?

Details of Iran's diabolical plan to attack the US with missiles full of black cats were released today. President Bush's immediate response was to order a total invasion of Iran. "I'm the decisioner!" proclaimed Bush when Pentagon officials a...

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Funny story: George Bush to Pull Troops Out of Iraq and Find Peaceful Solution... April Fool

George Bush to Pull Troops Out of Iraq and Find Peaceful Solution... April Fool

Leader of the free world, George Bush, has announced today that he intends to pull American and allied troops out of Iraq and look for a peaceful solution to the conflict.

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Funny story: President Unable to Identify Human Brain

President Unable to Identify Human Brain

While visiting school children yesterday in Delaware, President Bush was showing pictures to the students to assist the teacher. One picture was nor readily identified by Mr. Bush. As he took a second, then third look at a photograph of a human bra...

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Funny story: US Weapon Of Mass Deduction Unveiled

US Weapon Of Mass Deduction Unveiled

US military officials have today unveiled their latest secret weapon in their fight to repel enemies, help dispel hostile crowds and to murder innocent civilians.

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