South African, Claus van Dunderhead, inventor of the vuvuzela, claims that he still owns the rights to the noisy noisemaker, and is suing the large Chinese company, Wei Mak Cheep for the profits it has made on the sale of the vuvuzelas at the World C...
LITTLE ROCK, Arkansas - A spokesperson for the largest retail chain in the world has just stated that every single franchise chain store has completely sold out of The Vuvuzela Vampire Action Figure Dolls. The giant retailer has said that they hav...
There was pandemonium today as thousands of geeks queued up outside Apple's flagship store in Regent's Street desperate to get their hands on the brand new iVuvuzela. Several geeks had their glasses broken and wet themselves in the crush as police...
JOHANNESBURG, South Africa - South African authorities at The Tarzan and Jane National Airport in Johannesburg confiscated two million counterfeit vuvuzelas that they report were heading for Great Britain. The vuvuzelas were painted in the colors...
SAN FRANCISCO - Miley Cyrus, Selena Gomez, and Taylor Swift had just finished performing a benefit concert at the famed Cow Patty Palace when they were asked about the song project they have been working on. The trio was performing a concert to be...
HOLLYWOOD - Noted Italian Producer Benigo Luigi Montemarciano has just stated that he will soon begin production on his latest motion picture entitled, The Teenage Hotties Vs. The Vuvuzela Vampires. The film will star Justin Bieber, Brenda Song, a...
Reports are filtering through that appear to suggest that Wayne Rooney booed and jeered an England fan in an off- camera incident. The England striker's shocking response came as he walked off the pitch after being substituted in England's 1-0 win...
Sir Paul McCartney has said that he will record an album later this summer with a South African musical ensemble, with the central focus on the vuvuzela, that annoying trumpet thingy from the World Cup. McCartney, the former Beatle, who seemingly...
Vuvuzelas made by a factory in China for use at the World Cup finals in South Africa have been recalled by the makers due to what has been described as 'a choking hazard'. The plastic trumpets, a metre long and in a variety of colours, have been t...
If you have been watching the World Cup games in South Africa, you do not have to be reminded that the Vuvuzela horns or "hornets" are loud and irritating. Now there is a group of college and high school students, mostly males, who call themselves...
There was a shock in store for tennis fans when they arrived at Wimbledon this morning, after it was announced that a trial is to be given to the revolutionary Vuvuzela sound system employed so enthusiastically at the 2010 World Cup. Fans at the t...
The Queen took revenge today on snot-nosed, misery Andy Murray by blowing on a Vuvuzela everytime he served a ball on the Centre Court at Wimbledon. The number four seed won his match in straight sets against Czech Jan Hazek but clearly looked vex...
Wal-Mart stores all over the world are selling out of the #1 chart topping CD "First the World Cup, Now the World" by Kim Jong Il and the Vuvuzelas. The CD is rife with the hauntingly familiar sound of the vuvuzela horn in the background as Kim Jong...
In a daring move to help his beleaguered troops out of their dire predicament in Afghanistan, Supreme Allied Commander Barack Obama decreed that NATO troops be equipped with the infamous Vuvuzela in place of the standard assault rifle. Whit...
FIFA-2010 is really going SOUND - If you think that these games are meant only for sportsmanship & entertainment, you are wrong. See what our top secrete journalist Mr. Hide-n-Seek is brining for you: After a careful watch on the usage and aft...
Medical staff have told how a man was admitted to a Johannesburg hospital this morning with a vuvuzela protruding out of his arse. The local man, who had been blowing his 'horn' at the South Africa v. Uruguay game, had, apparently, been attacked b...
After the recent failed attempts by football supporters' organisations to have the vuvuzelas banned at the World Cup matches in South Africa, news has spread of a possible conspiracy to silence the vuvuzelas once and for all-by knocking all the Afric...
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