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Funny story: Alternate Voting (AV) reveals a startling fact about British voters

Alternate Voting (AV) reveals a startling fact about British voters

With the Yes and No campaigns for the referendum on the Alternate Voting system now in full swing, it is becoming apparent that the average British punter doesn't understand not only AV but also TV (Traditional Voting). "We've suspected it for a c...

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Funny story: Clegg Pushes The Alternative Vote

Clegg Pushes The Alternative Vote

Coalition deputy leader Nick Clegg has launched the campaign for the Alternative Vote. Speaking at a conference of small businessmen in Taunton yesterday, Clegg stated that" this is not about me, this is all about introducing a voting system in Br...

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Funny story: No-Vote Cons 'Devastated'

No-Vote Cons 'Devastated'

A random sample survey of UK prison inmates conducted by UPeepul has found that an astonishing 99 per cent of them are 'totally devastated' by the House of Commons vote depriving them of the 'human rite' to the Franchise - in other words, the right t...

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Funny story: Cameron Bilious About Votes For Felons

Cameron Bilious About Votes For Felons

David Cameron said he felt sick at the thought of prisoners being granted the right to vote. Angry Cameron hit out at Euro politicians in Brussels. The Prime Minister is determined to stand up for our British rights. He said the right to vote...

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Funny story: Bye Bye Election Result

Bye Bye Election Result

New legislation, rushed through Parliament under the guidance of Boris Johnson, has resulted in the by-election at Oldham being declared void. The new legislation determines that a majority of registered voters must vote for the election to be val...

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Funny story: Oldham East & Saddleworth By-election Today

Oldham East & Saddleworth By-election Today

The pollsters have Labour running away with it in the Oldham East & Saddleworth by-election today. "The same, but completely different." - That's the electoral paradox that emerges from a couple of opinion polls on the Oldham East & Saddleworth by-election this morning. The Election at Oldham East & Saddleworth by-election today same, because both the Lord Ashcroft survey for the A...

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Funny story: U.S. Sends Federal Mediator to Wrong Ivory Coast

U.S. Sends Federal Mediator to Wrong Ivory Coast

While the Ivory Coast nation is embroiled in election fraud and other voting practice controversy, the U.S. Department of State offered up one of their most experienced mediators to help bring closure to the conflict. Thanks to overly brief text mes...

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Funny story: UK inmates to be given X Factor vote

UK inmates to be given X Factor vote

Convicted prisoners throughout the UK will get the right to vote on the outcome of this year's X Factor, the government is expected to announce later this week. The European Court of Human Rights (ECHR) raised eye brows when it ruled in favour of...

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Funny story: Prisoners to get the vote?

Prisoners to get the vote?

The European Union has stated that it is unconstitutional to remove the ability to vote when somebody goes to prison. Currently Britain is trying to be excepted from this particular edict. The initial objection was that it was too difficult to tra...

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Funny story: White, Male, Heterosexual Pygmy Dwarfs More Likely To Vote Republican

White, Male, Heterosexual Pygmy Dwarfs More Likely To Vote Republican

The Washington based Pew Institute published a report yesterday that revealed the results of a nationwide survey of white, male, heterosexual pgymy dwarfs. In that comprehensive survey that included 2000 little men, all over the age of 18 and no tal...

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Funny story: 10 Days to Halloween, 12 to Elections; Dead Rise from Grave to Vote...Again!

10 Days to Halloween, 12 to Elections; Dead Rise from Grave to Vote...Again!

With mid term elections just 12 days away the Dems are furiously digging up dirt busy resurrecting the DEAD in time to Vote, just as they've done for decades. While some may call voting rolls stuffed with DEAD PEOPLE Ghoulish, it's been an importa...

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Funny story: Facebook Replaces Traditional Voting System in Five States

Facebook Replaces Traditional Voting System in Five States

In an effort to save money, five cash-strapped states have temporarily shut down all their voting precincts, opting instead to allow voters to decide elections through Facebook. Between now and election day in November, voters in Californi...

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Funny story: Coons To Delaware Voters: "I am not a genie!"

Coons To Delaware Voters: "I am not a genie!"

With a lead in the polls over spell-casting Delaware Tea Bagger candidate Christine O'Donnell, Democratic candidate Chris Coons has upped the ante with a provacative, "I am not a genie!" proclamation. Flanked by his wife, and the still very lovely...

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Funny story: Britain dumps First Past the Post System!

Britain dumps First Past the Post System!

In light of criticism of the current voting system in the UK, top officials from Number 10 have announced a new and improved way to attract voters of all generations. The two candidates will be placed in seperate rooms for a thirty second voting s...

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Funny story: Michelle Obama Plays the Race Card at NAACP Convention, Further Divides Nation!

Michelle Obama Plays the Race Card at NAACP Convention, Further Divides Nation!

Barry forgot to tell Michelle to say on point during her recent fiery address to the NAACP where she urged members to intensify their efforts to put pressure on government to grant more entitlements and encouraged more felons to get out and vote.

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Funny story: Not before time - no vote if you commit crime!

Not before time - no vote if you commit crime!

The governments latest proposal to remove the vote from all time serving criminals is welcomed by most intelligent Britons. However many believe now is the time to take the idea a little further and remove the franchise from all convicted criminals on a permanent basis. Let's face the fact that criminals choose to live outside the rules of decent society and prey upon the law abiding and as su...

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Funny story: Tactical Voter Shoots Himself In Polling Station

Tactical Voter Shoots Himself In Polling Station

The first casualty of the UK 2010 General Election was reported just moments after polling stations opened, when Bolton man Krystov Kowalski, a construction worker, shot himself in the kneecap with a nail gun as he attempted to lodge a tactical vote.

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