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Funny story: British people too thick to understand AV claims senior Conservative

British people too thick to understand AV claims senior Conservative

A senior Conservative and supporter of the 'No to AV Campaign' has gone on record as saying that the British electorate is way too stupid to be trusted with a complex voting system like the Alternative Vote. Conservative Party whip Sir Quentin Smy...

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Funny story: BNP wrong-footed by AV and spend a fortune by mistake

BNP wrong-footed by AV and spend a fortune by mistake

A red-faced Nick Griffin, erstwhile leader of the British Nazi Party, admitted that he was wrong-footed with the announcement of AV simply because he didn't read the small print. It has ended up costing his party a fortune in now-useless posters a...

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Funny story: Soap Stars Unite To Ensure Valid Votes For Characters

Soap Stars Unite To Ensure Valid Votes For Characters

TV's soap-land has gone in to a frenzy this week with major stars from all corners of the entertainment universe uniting for one cause, to give equal votes to their characters. Ken Barlow, no relation to Gary, who lives at number 1 Coronation Stre...

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Funny story: No-Vote Cons 'Devastated'

No-Vote Cons 'Devastated'

A random sample survey of UK prison inmates conducted by UPeepul has found that an astonishing 99 per cent of them are 'totally devastated' by the House of Commons vote depriving them of the 'human rite' to the Franchise - in other words, the right t...

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Funny story: Woman Changes Political Beliefs After Reading Bumper Sticker

Woman Changes Political Beliefs After Reading Bumper Sticker

Seattle, WA - Judith Rutledge is no longer a Democrat. The forty year old has been a liberal her entire life. Everything changed this morning when she pulled up behind a pickup truck. The truck was littered with bumper stickers, including several...

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Funny story: Half-a-Million Ohioans Squeeze into Air-Tight Chamber

Half-a-Million Ohioans Squeeze into Air-Tight Chamber

In a rather bold experiment earlier this week, an assortment of roughly half-a-million Ohio voters fit themselves inside a vacuum chamber in order to not have their voices be heard. The event's organizer, Vespa Sillyrabbit (who goes by the name "W...

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Funny story: Exploding Heads Explosion Over Convicts News

Exploding Heads Explosion Over Convicts News

Emergency services throughout the UK have been reporting a particularly busy day with exploding heads. Most cases seem to be connected with an item of news featured in the papers and the TV news this morning. "We've had dozens of cases here tod...

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Funny story: Podunk, Wisconsin Man Not Allowed to Vote

Podunk, Wisconsin Man Not Allowed to Vote

Despite best efforts to follow voter registration instructions months before, which were conveniently posted in the entranceway to Rudy's Bar and Eating Emporium, a recent transplant to the small town of Podunk, Wisconsin was turned away at the polls...

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Funny story: California Voters Happy They've Been Disenfranchised

California Voters Happy They've Been Disenfranchised

California residents and voters are happy that they have been disenfranchised. They say that their government, who they have elected, must obviously know more about what they want and need than they do. A few years ago, the California Legislature...

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Funny story: Zero Liability Voters Skew Election Results

Zero Liability Voters Skew Election Results

The "Zero Liability Voter" is expected to make a major impact in the 2010 and 2012 elections. According to a report from social scientists at the University of Colorado, "if enough of them show up and vote, the results will probably be more of the c...

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Funny story: Nick Clegg outlines plans for electoral reform

Nick Clegg outlines plans for electoral reform

Nick Clegg, deputy leader of the Con-Dems has been outlining his plans to reform the electoral system for the next general election. Before it is implemented, there will be a trial run using the referendum to decide whether to use the new voting syst...

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Funny story: Aussies Vote - Sydney Sucks!

Aussies Vote - Sydney Sucks!

Aussies can't stand Sydney! Or is that Sydney can't stand Aussies? In a audit of which City rates the best to worse, Sydney came in first as being the most congested and unaffordable City to live in not to mention the folk who appear to be right u...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart in General Election Sensation

Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart in General Election Sensation

A Market Research company has discovered that Robert Pattinson, or Kristen Stewart, would win in an election if they stood against Brown,Cameron, & Clegg, and if the poll was taken only for the 18-25 years of age group they would win by a landsli...

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Funny story: Schwarzenegger's 'Special Election II: Numerator Salvation' a Ballot-Box Office Dud

Schwarzenegger's 'Special Election II: Numerator Salvation' a Ballot-Box Office Dud

HOLLYWOOD, CA - "The people of Cauliflower-nia have spoken," said Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger. "Let's just say tourin' out for 'Special Election II' vwahs... not so vantastic." In fact, turnout was dismal, drawing only a tiny portion of the sta...

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Funny story: Vote online for Susan Boyle or Shaheen Jafargholi

Vote online for Susan Boyle or Shaheen Jafargholi

With a click of the mouse you too can give your opinion about which of the favorites on the Britain's Got Talent television show will go on to the finals: Susan Boyle or Shaheen Jafargholi. Susan Boyle is an unassuming middle-aged woman, apparent...

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Funny story: Transylvanian Election Hinges on Intellectually Challenged Voters

Transylvanian Election Hinges on Intellectually Challenged Voters

Transylvania: The Transylvanian Republikanz and Demokratic Senatorial candidates' leads keep seesawing back and forth by a few hundred votes. The 1500 disqualified ballots will now be hand counted to determine the winner. Each Senatorial candidat...

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Funny story: Democrats Find Key To Winning Christian Vote

Democrats Find Key To Winning Christian Vote

After years of struggling to get the evangelical vote, the Democratic party have finally worked out a way to reach out to those crazy Christian voters. Their election strategy is to subtly use the idea of the "rapture" and the second coming of Jesus...

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