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Funny story: Wayne Rooney High Priestess of Voodoo Almost Got Prediction Right

Wayne Rooney High Priestess of Voodoo Almost Got Prediction Right

The High Priestess of Voodoo has claimed a victory with her predictions for the Champions League Final. Her original prediction was based on a ritual she carried out with chicken bones and vegetables and Pearl Barley. She stirred the pot of chi...

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Funny story: Thousands of Voodoo Dolls of Gordon Brown Wanted

Thousands of Voodoo Dolls of Gordon Brown Wanted

Thousands of people are looking for Voodoo Dolls of Gordon Brown after a news report in The Spoof about a man called Gordon Brown who has a Voodoo Doll of his namesake Gordon Brown who resides at 10 Downing Street in London. An occult shop in Lond...

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Funny story: Pete! Pete! I'm A Celebrity! Take Me Back! - Katie Pleads - Jungle Works Its Voodoo Magic

Pete! Pete! I'm A Celebrity! Take Me Back! - Katie Pleads - Jungle Works Its Voodoo Magic

From what we've heard, although we can't as yet confirm the veracity of it, as we were down the pub getting ritually leathered, anticipating a weekend of leatherisation, when we heard that Katie Price has made an emotional appeal to ex-husband Peter...

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Funny story: "My voodoo dolls ain't getting thru," says voodoo doc. "I'm gonna hex Billy Hayes!"

"My voodoo dolls ain't getting thru," says voodoo doc. "I'm gonna hex Billy Hayes!"

British voodoo "rootworker" Dr Snake is not happy that his clients aren't receiving their voodoo dolls, mojos and potions on time due to the current postal strike in Britain. "My clients are ordering voodoo spells from me to bring back lost lovers...

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Funny story: Obama - "Toy Dolls Launch is White Voodoo Threat!"

Obama - "Toy Dolls Launch is White Voodoo Threat!"

Following the retail launch of the mini Barack and Michelle dolls millions of white Neo Pagan groups have been snapping up the toys to perform voodoo spells to unbalance the lives of the Obamas. In a joint statement, from an undisclosed source, vi...

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Funny story: Barbara Bush in Voodoo Priestess Shocker

Barbara Bush in Voodoo Priestess Shocker

BigLittleCock Texas - A cattle rancher employed at the sprawling Bush ranch in BigLittleCock Texas, has shockingly revealed that the Dubya's mother, Barbara Bush is twilighting as a high voodoo priestess. 'It only happened few weeks back' reveals...

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Funny story: Nancy Reagan's Witch Doctor Puts Curse on Barack Obama

Nancy Reagan's Witch Doctor Puts Curse on Barack Obama

Obama's recently adopted mask of humility slipped as the black boy genius mocked poor decreit widow, Nancy Reagan for her interest in the paranormal during her husband's Presidency. Remembering that he had not yet been made emperor, Obama scurrie...

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Funny story: Walcott floored by Hamilton VoodooFone

Walcott floored by Hamilton VoodooFone

Arsenal's Theo Walcott was a victim of a vicious voodoo attack aimed at F1's Lewes Hamilton. After being carried off with what appeared to be a dislocated shoulder, the people responsible have admitted that they made a fatal error by using the wr...

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Funny story: Hoodoo Dat Voodoo? Palin Takes On Tina Fey

Hoodoo Dat Voodoo? Palin Takes On Tina Fey

While campaigning in New Orleans, Sarah Palin slipped away form her entourage and secretly visited a voodoo shop in the French Quarter. The owner already had the Tina Fey voodoo Doll ready for her. The VP candidate wasted no time and immediately...

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Funny story: Voodoo Practitioners Hold Model Election!

Voodoo Practitioners Hold Model Election!

Putting democracies and other pseudo-representative governments across the world to shame, Haitian Voodoo practitioners have pulled off a model election.

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