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Funny story: Virus checkers "A bigger problem than viruses"

Virus checkers "A bigger problem than viruses"

McNorton, the largest supplier of virus checkers in the world have come out and admitted that their products cause more disruption than the very viruses that they protect against. "There are so many viruses out in the wild now," said Casper Skye,...

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Funny story: A return to the dark ages as Supermarkets are only able to take cash!

A return to the dark ages as Supermarkets are only able to take cash!

100s of Supermarkets, Britain: Across the length and breadth of Britain, thousands of shoppers were unable to buy food today in what could be a sign of things to come. Investigations are ongoing, with Store Manager realising it was causing "great...

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Funny story: Killer computer virus strikes U.S. Mexico and Arizona blamed

Killer computer virus strikes U.S. Mexico and Arizona blamed

WASHINGTON D.C. (ABSNN) -- Award winning Spoof reporter Abel Rodriguez filed this frightening story with the All Bullshit News Network at midnight this morning: According to President Barack Obama, a Killer Computer Virus called, FugYouArizona, ha...

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Funny story: Man infected with PC computer virus

Man infected with PC computer virus

A man has become infected by a PC computer virus after inadvertently opening a rogue email attachment. The man is being held in a secure quarantine "vault" in Mountain View, California, where he is said to be in the care of the world's best anti-v...

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Funny story: New Virus Threatens Every Computer User

New Virus Threatens Every Computer User

A pernicious new virus has spread surreptitiously across the globe. Known as the Speed Virus, it is set to activate in ten days, according to anti-virus giant Snortem. For the past five years, this virus has been under the radar, slowly infecting...

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Funny story: Boyle Virus Outbreak Leaves Millions Dead (Bored)

Boyle Virus Outbreak Leaves Millions Dead (Bored)

An outbreak of the killer Boyle Virus, also known as the Suboylo Virus, has swept the world and left millions feeling dead bored and listless. The virus was first created in a special laboratory by the evil Dr Cowell, who then released it into the...

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Funny story: Anthropogenic Global Warming Virus Alert

Anthropogenic Global Warming Virus Alert

The AGW Anthropogenic Global Warming or Human Induced Climate Change virus was first isolated in a lab at the Climate Research Unit of the University of East Nowhere. The AGW virus can be recognized by the following signature - valadj=[0.,0.,0.

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Funny story: Windows 7 is a virus

Windows 7 is a virus

Microsoft has released its new operating system Windows 7. Here are a few tips on what to look out for. Step 1: Can you upgrade? For starters, you need to check with your GP whether you are fit to cope with a system upgrade stress which proved rather worrying last time you upgraded from XP to Vista. Your GP may advise you to stay put instead of risking a permanent damage to your brain for th...

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Funny story: Flash Mob disaster as Rage virus turns participants into the Walking Dead

Flash Mob disaster as Rage virus turns participants into the Walking Dead

London, UK - A T-Mobile marketing stunt turned to disaster this morning as it appears one of the 'flashers' was infected by the deadly 'Rage' virus. As revelers desended upon Victoria Station for a world record Moonwalk attempt, a "small minority...

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Funny story: Hacker Infects School Video Systems with Socialism Virus

Hacker Infects School Video Systems with Socialism Virus

A hacker apparently infiltrated hundreds of school video systems across the United States Tuesday and introduced the virulent socialism virus into them. Monitors from the Fox Fruitcake Company, who discovered the hacking and disclosed it to the publi...

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Funny story: Swine Flu Spreads Into Cyberspace

Swine Flu Spreads Into Cyberspace

In a startling turn of events, the H1N1 Virus, alias the Swine Flu, alias the Mexican Flu, alias the Mexican Swine Flu, alias the Dick Cheney Flu, alias the Taliban Flu, alias the Bernie Madoff Flu, alias the Enron Flu, alias the Adolf Hitler Flu, al...

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Funny story: Disease Control Warns: Swine Flu May Actually Enjoy Alcohol Based Hand-Sanitizers

Disease Control Warns: Swine Flu May Actually Enjoy Alcohol Based Hand-Sanitizers

In a press release Thursday, a disease control representative warned that alcohol based hand sanitizers are not effective against swine flu, and may in fact be promoting its spread. "The data is still coming in, but preliminary reports point to an...

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Funny story: Deadly new Email Virus

Deadly new Email Virus

New Virus Warning - Please beware of the Monica Lewinsky Virus, it sucks all the memory out of your computer, then emails everyone about what it did. If you receive such an e-mail (subject line of "Bill, Blows-jobs and Me, by Monica Lewinsky)" delete it immediately WITHOUT reading it. It contains the most dangerous e-mail virus to date. Even more deadly than the TITANIC virus - an early more...

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Funny story: Google's 'Cadie' April Fool Backfires

Google's 'Cadie' April Fool Backfires

The April Fool Joke put out on the Google Search Pages this morning has caused a huge security scare in the computer security community and many companies have been left reeling from the effects. Googly put a link to Cadie, a joke artificial intel...

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Funny story: April 1st Conficker Catastrophe Concern

April 1st Conficker Catastrophe Concern

Details are emerging of how the Conficker.c worm could act on April 1st. It has been known for some time that the worm, which is believed to have infected up to 10 million computers, has a major change of operating mode due to take place on April 1s...

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Funny story: Ghostnet Attacks Everywhere

Ghostnet Attacks Everywhere

All over the world, people are claiming that they have been affected by the Chinese Ghostnet computer attack. Ghostnet has taken control of thousands of high-profile computers and stolen secret information from them. Now it appears that it has also...

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Funny story: "Virus rights" bombers jailed

"Virus rights" bombers jailed

Three activists were today jailed for the firebombing of a research facility in Cambridge which specialised in looking for a cure for AIDS. The activists were members of "Viruses, Infections And Germs' Rights Association" (VIAGRA), which is running a...

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