Carrie White was the title protagonist of the Stephen King novel who appeared to be dead at the end of the movie and book. In the final scene of the movie, however, a hand is seen reaching out of the dirt of the destruction of her home. King anno...
Medical research has shown that the hair of a human being is the dirtiest part of the body, carrying the largest number of organisms and diseases. Because of this revelation, more and more men are shaving their pubic areas because they say "it is cl...
Researchers into the life of United States President Barack Hussein Obama have discovered an ad in a student newspaper at his University. While it cannot be directly traced to him, indications are that he may have been the one to place the message i...
Pharmacists around the world admit that sales of Viagra have been down ever since Swedish Olympic Sensation Ivana Phuque begin captivating crowds at the Vancouver Winter Games. The blonde bombshell, who performs braless in her tight, white lycra top...
Unicorns have admitted that they will be forced to lower their standards for the foreseeable future due to the lack of virgins available in our current culture. Unicorns, as a rule, have only come to virgin girls and only allowed themselves to be ri...
LOS ANGELES - LAX is the first airport in the United States to install the new Micro-X77 Body Scanner. The Double 7 as it is called was developed by a biologist from Kingston-Upon-Hull, England. Dr. David Faddlefish invented the Double 7 two y...
Speaking off the record, a highly placed CIA operative confirmed that recently apprehended 'Jockey Short Bomber' Umar Farouk Aldulmutalation, has by his own request, completed his sex change operation courtesy of the US government and Medicare. Um...
Donald Riverton is upset and seeking counseling for a unique situation. The 24 year old school teacher, who is a recovering amnesiac and a school teacher in the Clark County school system, says that he thought he was marrying a girl who was pure and...
Co-Joined twins Mary and Terry McBriar have reached a crossing point in their relationship. Mary, who insists on dragging her sister to church every Sunday, took a Chastity vow this week and has covenanted with her Savious to remain a virgin until m...
A male chemistry student has caused outrage by posting updates on Twitter as he attempted to lose his virginity at Loughborough University in Leicestershire late last night. Matthew O'Grady a 24 year old from Bromley in Kent sent out a Twitter mes...
Sources deep inside Muslim headquarters report that 72 virgins are 'very disappointed' in the performance of Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab, who is alleged to have tried to blow up a Northwest Airlines flight from Amsterdam to Detroit on Christmas Day.
Dear Ask Jeeves.Com, Some of my Elf employees say that there are no more Virgins. My wife says that if I use your computer answer service, and it tells me that there are, it is so. Please tell me the truth; are there still Virgins?" Santa Claus 1 Main Street North Pole Santa, Your little Elf friends are wrong. They have been affected by the callousness and skepticism and negativ...
Martha Stewart is finally putting a figure to the amount she lost when she was sentenced on charges lying to authorities, and it's a doozey. The homemaking diva was sentenced to five months in prison and two years' probation for lying to investig...
A blushing Khloe Kardashian walked down the aisle today with basketball star Lamar Odum. She admitted reservations about losing her virginity. "I've been saving myself for marriage", the 25 year old star of Keeping Up With the Kardashians told th...
The Mythbusters have excelled themselves. In a specially extended, 4-week programme, the guys were treated to 25 virgins each, at a rate of 3 per day with Saturdays off. Said a TV company boss - "I have never seen the guys so dedicated or keen. They...
21-year-old Kevin Jonas has decided to trash his purity ring and marry 22-year-old hairdresser Danielle Deleasa. "I've been a virgin way too long", the eldest Jonas brother told the news media. "I hope sex is as good as everyone says it is". A...
Guys, I am dead serious about the above statement. Make no mistake in judging it. It's just a matter of time and the form in which Taliban will appear in Islamabad. Going by the history of Pakistan- from the concept of creation to the surrender in hand of Taliban, it was just a matter of time. When and How? Consider few facts: 1. Pakistan was created by people who thought of Islam in their mind...
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