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Funny story: Research Reveals Obama May Have Once Placed Ad In Student Newspaper "Let Barry Pop Your Cherry"

Research Reveals Obama May Have Once Placed Ad In Student Newspaper "Let Barry Pop Your Cherry"

Researchers into the life of United States President Barack Hussein Obama have discovered an ad in a student newspaper at his University. While it cannot be directly traced to him, indications are that he may have been the one to place the message i...

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Funny story: Swedish Olympian Ivana Phuque Thinks It Was John Terry Who Popped Her Cherry

Swedish Olympian Ivana Phuque Thinks It Was John Terry Who Popped Her Cherry

Pharmacists around the world admit that sales of Viagra have been down ever since Swedish Olympic Sensation Ivana Phuque begin captivating crowds at the Vancouver Winter Games. The blonde bombshell, who performs braless in her tight, white lycra top...

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Funny story: Unicorns Forced To Lower Standards Due To Lack of Virgins

Unicorns Forced To Lower Standards Due To Lack of Virgins

Unicorns have admitted that they will be forced to lower their standards for the foreseeable future due to the lack of virgins available in our current culture. Unicorns, as a rule, have only come to virgin girls and only allowed themselves to be ri...

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Funny story: The Latest and Newest Airport Scanner Is So Advanced It Can Tell If A Female Is A Virgin

The Latest and Newest Airport Scanner Is So Advanced It Can Tell If A Female Is A Virgin

LOS ANGELES - LAX is the first airport in the United States to install the new Micro-X77 Body Scanner. The Double 7 as it is called was developed by a biologist from Kingston-Upon-Hull, England. Dr. David Faddlefish invented the Double 7 two y...

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Funny story: CIA Announcement Confirms There Are 71 Virgins in Heaven, Plus One That Could Go Either Way After Jockey Short Bomber Completes Sex Change!

CIA Announcement Confirms There Are 71 Virgins in Heaven, Plus One That Could Go Either Way After Jockey Short Bomber Completes Sex Change!

Speaking off the record, a highly placed CIA operative confirmed that recently apprehended 'Jockey Short Bomber' Umar Farouk Aldulmutalation, has by his own request, completed his sex change operation courtesy of the US government and Medicare. Um...

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Funny story: Upset Amnesiac Reveals "I Thought I'd Married A Virgin, But Found Out She'd Been Sleeping With Me For Three Years"

Upset Amnesiac Reveals "I Thought I'd Married A Virgin, But Found Out She'd Been Sleeping With Me For Three Years"

Donald Riverton is upset and seeking counseling for a unique situation. The 24 year old school teacher, who is a recovering amnesiac and a school teacher in the Clark County school system, says that he thought he was marrying a girl who was pure and...

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Funny story: Co-Joined Twins In Arguement as One Wants to Pose Naked While Other Makes Chastity Vow

Co-Joined Twins In Arguement as One Wants to Pose Naked While Other Makes Chastity Vow

Co-Joined twins Mary and Terry McBriar have reached a crossing point in their relationship. Mary, who insists on dragging her sister to church every Sunday, took a Chastity vow this week and has covenanted with her Savious to remain a virgin until m...

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Funny story: Thousands follow Twitterer as he attempts to lose his Virginity

Thousands follow Twitterer as he attempts to lose his Virginity

A male chemistry student has caused outrage by posting updates on Twitter as he attempted to lose his virginity at Loughborough University in Leicestershire late last night. Matthew O'Grady a 24 year old from Bromley in Kent sent out a Twitter mes...

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Funny story: Seventy-two virgins disappointed in Underwear Bomber

Seventy-two virgins disappointed in Underwear Bomber

Sources deep inside Muslim headquarters report that 72 virgins are 'very disappointed' in the performance of Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab, who is alleged to have tried to blow up a Northwest Airlines flight from Amsterdam to Detroit on Christmas Day.

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Funny story: Yes, Santa Claus, There Still Are A Few Virgins

Yes, Santa Claus, There Still Are A Few Virgins

Dear Ask Jeeves.Com, Some of my Elf employees say that there are no more Virgins. My wife says that if I use your computer answer service, and it tells me that there are, it is so. Please tell me the truth; are there still Virgins?" Santa Claus 1 Main Street North Pole Santa, Your little Elf friends are wrong. They have been affected by the callousness and skepticism and negativ...

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Funny story: Martha Stewart's Prison Stay Took Her Virginity

Martha Stewart's Prison Stay Took Her Virginity

Martha Stewart is finally putting a figure to the amount she lost when she was sentenced on charges lying to authorities, and it's a doozey. The homemaking diva was sentenced to five months in prison and two years' probation for lying to investig...

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Funny story: Khloe Kardashian Loses Her Virginity

Khloe Kardashian Loses Her Virginity

A blushing Khloe Kardashian walked down the aisle today with basketball star Lamar Odum. She admitted reservations about losing her virginity. "I've been saving myself for marriage", the 25 year old star of Keeping Up With the Kardashians told th...

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Funny story: Myth Busted - Virginity Does Not Grow Back In 2 Weeks

Myth Busted - Virginity Does Not Grow Back In 2 Weeks

The Mythbusters have excelled themselves. In a specially extended, 4-week programme, the guys were treated to 25 virgins each, at a rate of 3 per day with Saturdays off. Said a TV company boss - "I have never seen the guys so dedicated or keen. They...

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Funny story: Kevin Jonas to Lose His Virginity

Kevin Jonas to Lose His Virginity

21-year-old Kevin Jonas has decided to trash his purity ring and marry 22-year-old hairdresser Danielle Deleasa. "I've been a virgin way too long", the eldest Jonas brother told the news media. "I hope sex is as good as everyone says it is". A...

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Funny story: Taliban trap Pakistan with 72 virgin promise

Taliban trap Pakistan with 72 virgin promise

Guys, I am dead serious about the above statement. Make no mistake in judging it. It's just a matter of time and the form in which Taliban will appear in Islamabad. Going by the history of Pakistan- from the concept of creation to the surrender in hand of Taliban, it was just a matter of time. When and How? Consider few facts: 1. Pakistan was created by people who thought of Islam in their mind...

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Funny story: Why is it so hard to find a good-looking virgin these days?

Why is it so hard to find a good-looking virgin these days?

I like to think I'm a pretty easy-going guy. I know that I'm not perfect, and I don't expect any future girlfriend of mine to be, either. As long as she is super attractive and still a virgin, nothing else really matters. I don't understand why it's been so hard to find a chick like that. I mean, it's not like I am saying she needs to have an IQ of 150, or know the stats of every player on the...

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Funny story: Oprah Winfrey: I will stay a virgin until I'm married

Oprah Winfrey: I will stay a virgin until I'm married

Los Angeles, CA - Oprah Winfrey has announced in her own magazine 'O' that she intends to stay a virgin until she is married "to set a good example for young women." Winfrey, who is 55 and a self made billionaire with a number of successful franch...

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