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Funny story: Equal Opportunities: Virgin Hires Leprechaun

Equal Opportunities: Virgin Hires Leprechaun

LONDON. In an extreme attempt to keep up, and go beyond, equal opportunity laws, Richard Branson - the enigmatic leader of the Virgin Group - has hired several mythical creatures under the advice of the now redundant JK Rowling.

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Funny story: Richard Branson In Close Encounter of the Third Kind Hot-Air Balloon Panic

Richard Branson In Close Encounter of the Third Kind Hot-Air Balloon Panic

Residents in one area of northern England were in shock last night after, what was initially thought to be a 'Close Encounter of the Third Kind' incident.

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Funny story: Microsoft Joins Bidding War for Dow Jones

Microsoft Joins Bidding War for Dow Jones

Minutes after Virgin announced a $6 billion bid for Dow Jones, Microsoft jumped into the fray with a $7.5 billion bid.

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Funny story: Virgin Outbids News Corp. for Dow Jones

Virgin Outbids News Corp. for Dow Jones

Virgin Media started a bidding war for Dow Jones today by offering $6 billion for the company, $1 billion more than previously offered by News Corporation.

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Funny story: Virgin David takes on Sky Goliath

Virgin David takes on Sky Goliath

Richard Branson's heroic Virgin Media Group has issued proceedings in the High Court against Rupert Murdoch's Sky Empire following Sky's alleged refusal to sell licences for its channels at a reasonable and fair price. The writ, drafted b...

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Funny story: Virgin to install on-board mile high facilities to woo Fiennes

Virgin to install on-board mile high facilities to woo Fiennes

London - (Rotters): Virgin Airlines announced today that it is installing customised state of the art love shacks in all its first class cabin areas as of this weekend in a bid to woo horny headline grabbing passengers like the world's greatest l...

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Funny story: Collapse of organised religion predicted as Branson sues Church over 'Virgin' copyright

Collapse of organised religion predicted as Branson sues Church over 'Virgin' copyright

Oh dear, what a pickle! Richard Branston, owner of Virgin Atlantic, Virgin Records and Virgin On-the-ridiculous is set to sue the Catholic Church over copyright fraud.

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Funny story: Microsoft Merges with Virgin

Microsoft Merges with Virgin

Seattle WA. - Bill Gates and Richard Branson have announced today that they will merge their two giant corporations, Microsoft and Virgin, to be known as "Micro-Virgin-Soft." The two trans-Atlantic billionaires will form the biggest company...

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Funny story: Sexy Midget first space stewardess

Sexy Midget first space stewardess

Virgin Galactic announced the candidate selected to be the first stewardess in space.

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