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Funny story: Viagra to go white for Christmas

Viagra to go white for Christmas

Viagra, the 'little blue pill', will be white during the coming Christmas festive season. It will also be sold at a fraction of its current price. And one will be able to buy one pill at a time at the price of just 1cent. "It's our Christmas...

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Funny story: Worthing Love God Alf Starling Does Double Date With Stacey Solomon And Tulisa Off X Factor In Dorking

Worthing Love God Alf Starling Does Double Date With Stacey Solomon And Tulisa Off X Factor In Dorking

Although it does seem highly improbable, and possibly completely unreadable, it appears that real life is often stranger than fiction. Especially on this website. 104 year old Alf Starling, of Worthing, a viagra 20 a day man, was allegedly see...

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Funny story: Herman Cain Hospitalized For Viagra Reaction

Herman Cain Hospitalized For Viagra Reaction

GOP candidate Herman Cain was hospitalized over night for an allergic reaction to Viagra. Cain a long time user of Viagra was one of only five hundred men nationwide selected to have the new liquid Viagra pump surgically placed into the cheek of his...

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Funny story: Saltpeter Now Used To Cure 3 Hour Erections

Saltpeter Now Used To Cure 3 Hour Erections

SNAKE OIL JOURNAL: Although it appears that more women than men complain about three hour erections, sometimes it's better to bite the bullet, rather than call 911, if this complication from taking Viagra or Cialis befalls you. New research publ...

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Funny story: Worthing pensioners caught in Doggy position

Worthing pensioners caught in Doggy position

Retired cinema usherette Marjorie Fosdyke-Spratt has set tongues wagging in Worthing. Miss Fosdyke-Spratt, who is 102, was discovered under West Pier slumped over her zimmer frame with her knickers in a twist. PC Eric Nonce feared that the pens...

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Funny story: Forget DSK & Berlusconi, Putin Comes Out of the Closet in Bid to Bounce Back to Presidency Thanks to Viagra!

Forget DSK & Berlusconi, Putin Comes Out of the Closet in Bid to Bounce Back to Presidency Thanks to Viagra!

Russian strongman Vladimir Putin, out of the limelight, but not out of power for the past three years as Prime Minister, is said to be ready to retake the mantle of Presidential power in the upcoming election against protege Dmitry Medvedev! Puti...

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Funny story: After Watching Sultry Playmate Kendra Wilkinson's Sexy Dance Routine On 'Dancing With The Stars' Hugh Hefner Confesses He Wants Her Back!

After Watching Sultry Playmate Kendra Wilkinson's Sexy Dance Routine On 'Dancing With The Stars' Hugh Hefner Confesses He Wants Her Back!

HOLMBY HILLS - Hugh Hefner who is a big fan of the reality show Dancing With The Stars recently revealed to his maid that watching his ex-girlfriend Kendra Wilkinson's last sexy dance performance made him realize exactly how much he misses her. A...

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Funny story: Mayo Clinic Releases Report On Effects Of Viagra On Women

Mayo Clinic Releases Report On Effects Of Viagra On Women

The Mayo Cllinic has released the results of a five year study on the effects of Viagra tablets on women. The study verified the effects to the body of women who took the drug orally, not of women whose male partners took the drug. The study was fund...

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Funny story: 'Hard up' Beckham plays softball in two minute Sofia Viagra ad

'Hard up' Beckham plays softball in two minute Sofia Viagra ad

Los Angeles - His $5 million fee for a soft drink ad nearly got him a stiff neck from ogling the dusky Colombian beauty's ravine-like cleavage. The beachside footage premiered to US audiences last night - apparently with heavily pregnant wife Vict...

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Funny story: Torres Chelsea Nightmare Continues - Still Firing Blanks - Viagra Advised

Torres Chelsea Nightmare Continues - Still Firing Blanks - Viagra Advised

Another night at the office for £50 million out of sorts Chelsea striker, Fernando Torres. Another disaster. This time the office was Old Trafford in the Champions League quarter final, second leg, which saw the Spaniard substituted at half time as h...

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Funny story: Men Seeking Banana Spiders for Killer Erections

Men Seeking Banana Spiders for Killer Erections

Scientists at a Georgia medical college have released study results which indicate banana spider venom contains a molecule which, when injected into a male subject, can cause a prolonged erection that out-performs any erectile dysfunction drug on the...

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Funny story: George Osborne to take Viagra to sort out growth

George Osborne to take Viagra to sort out growth

In a last ditch attempt to salvage the economy, Chancellor George Osborne is set to take Viagra to try and stimulate growth. This announcement comes after it was revealed by Osborne that he "doesn't know what else to do." At the beginning of 20...

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Funny story: Study: Erectile Dysfunction Drugs Lower IQ

Study: Erectile Dysfunction Drugs Lower IQ

A recent study published in the Journal of the American Medical Association (JAMA) reveals that drugs used to treat erectile dysfunction can lower a man's IQ by up to 30 points. The study, which followed a group of middle-aged men for two years wh...

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Funny story: The Super Bowl Committee For Commercial Decency Rejects The Most Explicit Viagra Commercial Ever Filmed

The Super Bowl Committee For Commercial Decency Rejects The Most Explicit Viagra Commercial Ever Filmed

NEW YORK CITY - Word coming out of Madison Avenue is that there is one commercial that will certainly not be appearing on this years Super Bowl XLV. Huntley Huxley, the president of The Super Bowl Committee For Commercial Decency said that his 12-...

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Funny story: Viagra Sales Firm while Ex-Lax Market Share Softens

Viagra Sales Firm while Ex-Lax Market Share Softens

U.S. pharmaceutical sales for both prescription and over the counter drugs remained strong this past week, where the movers and shakers included Viagra experiencing the strongest growth and Ex-Lax sliding into a softer market. Wall Street analyst...

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Funny story: New "Soft" Drink Better, Much Cheaper Than Viagra

New "Soft" Drink Better, Much Cheaper Than Viagra

Now there's no need to take those blue-visioned, headache, 'Give-Me-An-Hour Honey' pills with the discovery of an herb combination that will get you up in no time and send you after the Missus. A cup of new "Peckero Pink" is all you will need. Yo...

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Funny story: Pharmaceutical Giants Merge to Produce Popular Combo-Meds

Pharmaceutical Giants Merge to Produce Popular Combo-Meds

Long thought to be a hard sell to the rigid Securities and Exchange Commission, pharmaceutical giants Pfizor and Kings Medical will apparently complete their merger this week while also preparing to introduce a new line of specialty drugs to market.

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