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Funny story: George Osborne to take Viagra to sort out growth

George Osborne to take Viagra to sort out growth

In a last ditch attempt to salvage the economy, Chancellor George Osborne is set to take Viagra to try and stimulate growth. This announcement comes after it was revealed by Osborne that he "doesn't know what else to do." At the beginning of 20...

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Funny story: Study: Erectile Dysfunction Drugs Lower IQ

Study: Erectile Dysfunction Drugs Lower IQ

A recent study published in the Journal of the American Medical Association (JAMA) reveals that drugs used to treat erectile dysfunction can lower a man's IQ by up to 30 points. The study, which followed a group of middle-aged men for two years wh...

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Funny story: The Super Bowl Committee For Commercial Decency Rejects The Most Explicit Viagra Commercial Ever Filmed

The Super Bowl Committee For Commercial Decency Rejects The Most Explicit Viagra Commercial Ever Filmed

NEW YORK CITY - Word coming out of Madison Avenue is that there is one commercial that will certainly not be appearing on this years Super Bowl XLV. Huntley Huxley, the president of The Super Bowl Committee For Commercial Decency said that his 12-...

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Funny story: Viagra Sales Firm while Ex-Lax Market Share Softens

Viagra Sales Firm while Ex-Lax Market Share Softens

U.S. pharmaceutical sales for both prescription and over the counter drugs remained strong this past week, where the movers and shakers included Viagra experiencing the strongest growth and Ex-Lax sliding into a softer market. Wall Street analyst...

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Funny story: New "Soft" Drink Better, Much Cheaper Than Viagra

New "Soft" Drink Better, Much Cheaper Than Viagra

Now there's no need to take those blue-visioned, headache, 'Give-Me-An-Hour Honey' pills with the discovery of an herb combination that will get you up in no time and send you after the Missus. A cup of new "Peckero Pink" is all you will need. Yo...

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Funny story: Pharmaceutical Giants Merge to Produce Popular Combo-Meds

Pharmaceutical Giants Merge to Produce Popular Combo-Meds

Long thought to be a hard sell to the rigid Securities and Exchange Commission, pharmaceutical giants Pfizor and Kings Medical will apparently complete their merger this week while also preparing to introduce a new line of specialty drugs to market.

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Funny story: Man gives Viagra to Giraffe

Man gives Viagra to Giraffe

A man appeared at Bow Street Magistrates' Court in London today charged with animal cruelty offences after he slipped three Viagra tablets to a giraffe at London Zoo. He was fine £25 and bound over. A police spokesman told me that Gavin Pertwee ha...

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Funny story: Scolding Democratic base for acting like it has erectile dysfunction Joe Biden says "stop whining, take some Viagra, get out there, get it up, reload & refire"

Scolding Democratic base for acting like it has erectile dysfunction Joe Biden says "stop whining, take some Viagra, get out there, get it up, reload & refire"

White House attack terrier Joe Biden, who also occasionally doubles as US Vice-President, once again bared his yellowed out fangs at the typically low-energy, I'm-so-outa-here, so-called Democratic base. Attempting to re-energize the flagging Dems...

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Funny story: UK's largest supermarket chain, Tesco's, now sell viagra to the oldest "swingers" in town!

UK's largest supermarket chain, Tesco's, now sell viagra to the oldest "swingers" in town!

Tesco, Britain's largest supermarket chain, is selling viagra without prescriptions to ageing, "drooping, low-hanging" males. Tesco's stores are being invaded by desperate males hoping for a last chance to impress their partners before "having a h...

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Funny story: Tesco Viagra. A very little, helps.

Tesco Viagra. A very little, helps.

The supermarket Tesco says it is to start selling Viagra over the counter at the 'cheapest price'. As of next week, men who need a little help in the meat and two veg isle, will be able to pick up the 'put him up and stay up' pick me up pill from...

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Funny story: Anne Winters launch sexy anniversary range

Anne Winters launch sexy anniversary range

Anne Winters, one of Britain's largest supplier of erotic toys and lingerie are to launch their own version of anniversary presents. Traditionally, the first anniversary is celebrated with paper or card, and Anne Winters will continue this traditi...

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Funny story: Man who overdoses on Viagra pole vaults his way into history

Man who overdoses on Viagra pole vaults his way into history

A man from Berkshire, England has today sensationally pole vaulted his way into the record books following an accidental overdose on Viagra. Mr James Callister, 28, said "It all started as a bit of a joke really. My girlfriend had been complainin...

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Funny story: Drug Sniffing Dogs Find Seven Pounds of Viagra Pills In Paris Hilton's Bikini Taco

Drug Sniffing Dogs Find Seven Pounds of Viagra Pills In Paris Hilton's Bikini Taco

CORSICA - Airport police at Corsica's Zorba The Greek International Airport reported finding seven pounds of Viagra pills that American socialite and do nothing rich girl Paris Hilton had stuffed inside her bikini taco (vagina). The airport's two...

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Funny story: Lady Gaga Protests Findings That Viagra Doesn't Affect Women!

Lady Gaga Protests Findings That Viagra Doesn't Affect Women!

According to ABC Good Morning America, Lady Gaga is protesting the recent findings that Viagra doesn't help women sexually. She began by parading on Times Square, showing a huge boner after everyone saw her a pill. She was later joined by Cher's d...

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Funny story: Betty White Says That The New Viagra Pill For Women Flibanserin Does Not Work

Betty White Says That The New Viagra Pill For Women Flibanserin Does Not Work

CHARLESTON, South Carolina - Betty White was in town to visit her old high school geography teacher. She was asked if she had heard of the new pharmaceutical viagra pill for women which is supposed to boost sexual desire. White laughed and replied...

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Funny story: Using Penis Enhancement Products, Migraine Sufferers, Have Greater Stroke Risk

Using Penis Enhancement Products, Migraine Sufferers, Have Greater Stroke Risk

People who have migraines and men who use penis-helpers are more likely to suffer a stroke says a new report, after examining over 20 'private' studies. "The migraine can cause blood vessels to shrink making a blood clot more likely to hit the bra...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson Caught Buying Viagra

Robert Pattinson Caught Buying Viagra

Four customers at a New York pharmacy say they overheard actor Robert Pattinson ordering 50 Viagra tablets from a prescription, while in line at the Dain's Pharmacy in lower Manhattan Saturday. "Oh, he had a Yankee cap on pulled low over his face...

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