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Funny story: Chavez Nationalizes Fruits & Vegetables: Sean Penn Named Kumquat Czar!

Chavez Nationalizes Fruits & Vegetables: Sean Penn Named Kumquat Czar!

Hugo Chavez made a move on controlling the last 20% of the Nation's private industry today by nationalizing all food sources, including imported fruits and vegetables. To insure his mandate was carried out, he imported Hollywood Fruit Sean Penn to ov...

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Funny story: Space Shot - Sean Penn Signs Up to Be Venezuela's First Astro-nut!

Space Shot - Sean Penn Signs Up to Be Venezuela's First Astro-nut!

Narco Dictator Hugo Chavez was said to be "out of his mind" with happiness after a recent visit from KGB strongman Vladimir Putin who promised to bring Venezuela into the space age with Soviet Rocket Technology. While most westerners consider So...

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Funny story: Caracas is South America's Deadliest City: "That's my Town!" Crows Sean Penn At Ceremony Honoring Chavez.

Caracas is South America's Deadliest City: "That's my Town!" Crows Sean Penn At Ceremony Honoring Chavez.

Follyood actor and activist Sean Penn was on hand today to award his idol and mentor Hugo Chavez the coveted 'Golden Bullet Award' for presiding over South America's deadliest city. The smiling Penn, always effusive in his support for the Narco Di...

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Funny story: Spoof Reporter Extracted from Russia, Scores Another Scoop in Venezuela with Chavez!

Spoof Reporter Extracted from Russia, Scores Another Scoop in Venezuela with Chavez!

Intrepid Spoof Reporter Earl Grey, fresh off his historic interview with Vladimir Putin, managed to fly out of Russia in the nick of time, booking a hop on an almost empty return flight of a Venezuelan DC-3 Narcotics Plane. Grey said the trip was mildly euphoric, due to cabin residue, but otherwise uncomfortable as he was forced to sit in a canvas sling and endure the cold as the WWII twin en...

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Funny story: Venezuelan Troops Invade France

Venezuelan Troops Invade France

PARIS, France - The French National News Agency Ooh La La has reported that Venezuelan troops have landed in the English Channel town of Barfleur and have captured the city without firing a single shot. The Venezuelan troops are led by General Cor...

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Funny story: Obama Hints That Venezuela May Become The 51st State

Obama Hints That Venezuela May Become The 51st State

CARACAS, Venezuela - President Barack Obama met with Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez about the possibility of Venezuela becoming the 51st state. President Obama was first approached with this unbelievable proposal back in December when he attende...

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Funny story: Venezuela Seizes US Pasta Company

Venezuela Seizes US Pasta Company

Venezuelan officials accompanied by soldiers have seized "temporary" control of a US-owned pasta producer. Venezuela says the facility, owned by the big US firm Cargill, had violated regulations on price controls intended to guarantee cheap food fo...

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Funny story: Chavez Sends Obama Boatload of Venezuelan Bananas:Thanks US for Joining Other Banana Republics!

Chavez Sends Obama Boatload of Venezuelan Bananas:Thanks US for Joining Other Banana Republics!

Port of Los Angeles/ Shipping News - In a gesture of solidarity, recently acclaimed President for Life, Venezuela's Hugo Chavez cemented his relationship with new US President Barack Hussein Obama, by delivering a boatload of fresh bananas for the Pr...

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Funny story: Revolution in Venezuela Reported

Revolution in Venezuela Reported

Washington DC: It is being reporting that a revolution has taken place in Venezuela. Confirmation has been received from Speedy Gonzalez the leader of the Junta of Army Generals, which deposed President Hugo Chavez in a bloodless coup. President...

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Funny story: Russian Warships Bomb Venezuela

Russian Warships Bomb Venezuela

CARACAS, Venezuela - What was supposed to have been a Russian naval exercise in Venezuelan waters has turned ugly. Three Russian warships, 'The RS Caviar Countess,' 'The RS Molotov Coctail,' and 'The RS Bolshevik Bitch' received orders from Moscow...

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Funny story: Bermuda Triangle UFO lures Putin's Navy to Venezuela naval ops disaster

Bermuda Triangle UFO lures Putin's Navy to Venezuela naval ops disaster

Hamilton, Bermuda - (Extraterrestrial Mess): The pride of Russia's navy has run aground in the Bermuda Triangle after a series of UFO sightings. US Navy coastguards have reported that an alien mothership appears to have lured Vladimir Putin's flee...

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Funny story: Venezuala set to invade Disneyland

Venezuala set to invade Disneyland

Venezualan potentate, Hugo Chavez, has unleashed the full might of the Venezualan army -some 11 tanks, 84 soldiers and 47 battle-hardened Chihuahuas- in a "revenge" attack against Disneyland.

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Funny story: Venezuela and President Hugo Chavez Prepare For War With U.S.

Venezuela and President Hugo Chavez Prepare For War With U.S.

Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez prepared his nation for war against the United States today during a speech in Caracas. He warned his countrymen that people might die, but that destroying the enemy to the north must be their objective.

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Funny story: Venezuela Praises U.S.A.

Venezuela Praises U.S.A.

(Caracus) - Venezuelan dictator, Hugo Chavez, changed his anti-American tune yesterday when a U.S. made missile was accidentally launched through his presidential bathroom window.

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Funny story: Hugo Chavez taunts Bush

Hugo Chavez taunts Bush

Buenos aries- Amid the adoring crowds and waving red flags of the Boca juniors stadium; President Hugo Chavez gleefully taunted his bitter ideological rival (The falsely elected "President" George W Bush)...

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Funny story: Hugo Chavez Ate My Baby!

Hugo Chavez Ate My Baby!

Caracas - Anna Martinez a young Venezuelan woman, has sensationally claimed that dangerous social reformer and critic of US foreign policy, President Hugo Chavez is a secret connoisseur of lightly poached baby.

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Funny story: Venezuelan President Chavez's Vitriolic Blasts Rallies America Around Embattled Leader

Venezuelan President Chavez's Vitriolic Blasts Rallies America Around Embattled Leader

NEW YORK -- While Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez's United Nations address was greeted with warm applause by many diplomats in the chamber, the reaction from America has been a little hotter as Americans have rallied around their own following C...

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