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Funny story: Sir Paul McCartney Battles With Rush Limbaugh Over Going Meatless

Sir Paul McCartney Battles With Rush Limbaugh Over Going Meatless

Sir Paul McCartney has been joined by his daughters Mary and Stella McCartney, Yoko Ono, Moby, Kate Bosworth and others as he launched his Meat Free Mondays campaign, that's already being protested by butchers everywhere. "It's hard enough to make...

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Funny story: Swine flu vaccine 'not to be given to vegetarians'

Swine flu vaccine 'not to be given to vegetarians'

The government confirmed today that vegetarians would not be given the swine flu vaccine as 'it's only fair.' An official statement released this morning said 'Basically, if you live by the sword you die by the sword. Millions of people in this co...

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Funny story: At least 6 vegitarians killed in G20 protests

At least 6 vegitarians killed in G20 protests

The shock discovery early this morning of 6 decomposing vegetarians on the steps of the Bank of England has lead to calls for Home Secretary Delia Smith to resign. Deputy acting vice assistant chief superintendant constable Constable of the Met sa...

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Funny story: Ten Top Vegetarian Meals

Ten Top Vegetarian Meals

You thought this was going to be a vegetarian article didn't you? Well, in my opinion, all vegetarians should be shot. With a high calibre gun. So here's a carnivore's guide: 1 - Fillet steak with chips and salad. Cooked medium rare. Get out of that one then veggies. 2 - The humble bacon butty - allegedly the one thing that veggies miss the most. Lovely fresh bread, sizzling bacon.

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Funny story: Hitler's vegetarianism reason for genicide; Wayne Rooney not Space Monkey!

Hitler's vegetarianism reason for genicide; Wayne Rooney not Space Monkey!

It has been discovered by scientists yesterday, after 40 years of research and £1,000,000,000,000 of taxpayer's money, that the reason for Adolf Hitler's genicide could have been attributed to the fact that he was vegetarian. Apparently, in 1925 (...

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Funny story: Siberian Tigers Targeted In 'Meat Is Murder' Campaign

Siberian Tigers Targeted In 'Meat Is Murder' Campaign

A senior animal rights activist today alleged that Siberian tigers were little more than wild animals when it came to dietary options. Seymour Bottomley insisted that Siberian tigers have a choice when it comes to dietetics and that in most cases...

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Funny story: Lion Goes Green

Lion Goes Green

WASHINGTON, DC - Leo, a spokesman for the Predators Liberation Organization (PLO) has announced that he has become a vegetarian. Leo has also said that he is encouraging other lions to join him, stating, "The future of the planet is at stake." He...

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Funny story: Vegetarians Face Tax Increases for Increasing their CARBON-hydrate Footprint!

Vegetarians Face Tax Increases for Increasing their CARBON-hydrate Footprint!

We've all started to feel the oppressive tyranny wolf that is dressed up in the sheep's clothing of enviro-MENTAL-ism and now it is the veggies turn with the new carbon taxes on all vegetable produce.

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Funny story: Warm Vegetarians Ready

Warm Vegetarians Ready

Robert Mugabe, president of Senile Old Southern African Despots (SOSAD) has said his warm vegetarians are ready to take stand-up comedy to the people in the forthcoming rip-off elections.

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Funny story: Cows to be sent into orbit

Cows to be sent into orbit

Due to recent concerns regarding gaseous emissions from our bovine friends, plans have been announced by NASA to jettison the worlds cattle into space.

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Funny story: Anti animal group gives food for thought

Anti animal group gives food for thought

At it's launch today the the virulently anti-animal group People for the Unethical Treatment of Animals or PUTA caused many vegans to lose their dinner.

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Funny story: McCartney/Mills Separation Secret Revealed: RATS!

McCartney/Mills Separation Secret Revealed: RATS!

Heather Mills, the limping former wife of ex-Beatle Sir Paul Mills-McCartney, has gone public on the reasons for the couple's acrimonious split - thousands of rats!...

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Funny story: Vegetarians have better sex

Vegetarians have better sex

Washington, D.C. - You may never look at a turnip the same way again, and according to the latest studies, carrots are not only good for your eyes, they can make you a virtual love machine. "The only real side effect of doubling up ones carrot...

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Funny story: FDA orders recall of 'Veggie Booty' children's snacks; may cause gastrointestinal illness

FDA orders recall of 'Veggie Booty' children's snacks; may cause gastrointestinal illness

Washington, D.C. - The Food and Drug Administration (FDA) finally took action against the makers of the Booty line healthy food snacks with the obscene, offensive, and sexually suggestive names, according to conservative family value groups.

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Funny story: Vegetarian Reveals: If Plants Were Cute and Cuddly or Screamed When Killed, She Wouldn't Eat Them Either

Vegetarian Reveals: If Plants Were Cute and Cuddly or Screamed When Killed, She Wouldn't Eat Them Either

Seattle, Washington - A high-ranking PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals) official admitted today that if plants were cuddly and cute, or if they screamed when plucked or stepped on, she wouldn't eat them either.

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Funny story: Ultimate Vegetarian Restaurant Opens in Paris

Ultimate Vegetarian Restaurant Opens in Paris

Nutritionists have long recognized that a vegetarian diet is generally healthier than a meat-based diet. Some even claim that the human digestive system is more naturally disposed to digesting vegetables than meat. Still, we lack one important feat...

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Funny story: New Chicken Only Diet Takes Flight in U.S

New Chicken Only Diet Takes Flight in U.S

Boffins at Kentucky University in the United States of America (the USA), are recommending that instead of eating five helpings of fruit and veg a day, people should scoff five portions of fried chicken instead.

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