Sir Paul McCartney has been joined by his daughters Mary and Stella McCartney, Yoko Ono, Moby, Kate Bosworth and others as he launched his Meat Free Mondays campaign, that's already being protested by butchers everywhere. "It's hard enough to make...
The government confirmed today that vegetarians would not be given the swine flu vaccine as 'it's only fair.' An official statement released this morning said 'Basically, if you live by the sword you die by the sword. Millions of people in this co...
The shock discovery early this morning of 6 decomposing vegetarians on the steps of the Bank of England has lead to calls for Home Secretary Delia Smith to resign. Deputy acting vice assistant chief superintendant constable Constable of the Met sa...
You thought this was going to be a vegetarian article didn't you? Well, in my opinion, all vegetarians should be shot. With a high calibre gun. So here's a carnivore's guide: 1 - Fillet steak with chips and salad. Cooked medium rare. Get out of that one then veggies. 2 - The humble bacon butty - allegedly the one thing that veggies miss the most. Lovely fresh bread, sizzling bacon.
It has been discovered by scientists yesterday, after 40 years of research and £1,000,000,000,000 of taxpayer's money, that the reason for Adolf Hitler's genicide could have been attributed to the fact that he was vegetarian. Apparently, in 1925 (...
A senior animal rights activist today alleged that Siberian tigers were little more than wild animals when it came to dietary options. Seymour Bottomley insisted that Siberian tigers have a choice when it comes to dietetics and that in most cases...
WASHINGTON, DC - Leo, a spokesman for the Predators Liberation Organization (PLO) has announced that he has become a vegetarian. Leo has also said that he is encouraging other lions to join him, stating, "The future of the planet is at stake." He...
We've all started to feel the oppressive tyranny wolf that is dressed up in the sheep's clothing of enviro-MENTAL-ism and now it is the veggies turn with the new carbon taxes on all vegetable produce.
Robert Mugabe, president of Senile Old Southern African Despots (SOSAD) has said his warm vegetarians are ready to take stand-up comedy to the people in the forthcoming rip-off elections.
Due to recent concerns regarding gaseous emissions from our bovine friends, plans have been announced by NASA to jettison the worlds cattle into space.
At it's launch today the the virulently anti-animal group People for the Unethical Treatment of Animals or PUTA caused many vegans to lose their dinner.
Heather Mills, the limping former wife of ex-Beatle Sir Paul Mills-McCartney, has gone public on the reasons for the couple's acrimonious split - thousands of rats!...
Washington, D.C. - You may never look at a turnip the same way again, and according to the latest studies, carrots are not only good for your eyes, they can make you a virtual love machine. "The only real side effect of doubling up ones carrot...
Washington, D.C. - The Food and Drug Administration (FDA) finally took action against the makers of the Booty line healthy food snacks with the obscene, offensive, and sexually suggestive names, according to conservative family value groups.
Seattle, Washington - A high-ranking PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals) official admitted today that if plants were cuddly and cute, or if they screamed when plucked or stepped on, she wouldn't eat them either.
Nutritionists have long recognized that a vegetarian diet is generally healthier than a meat-based diet. Some even claim that the human digestive system is more naturally disposed to digesting vegetables than meat. Still, we lack one important feat...
Boffins at Kentucky University in the United States of America (the USA), are recommending that instead of eating five helpings of fruit and veg a day, people should scoff five portions of fried chicken instead.
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