Boulder, CO - Organic grocer Whole Globe Foods has announced a new produce-free product called "Straight Sanctimony" to appeal to its customers who want to feel good about themselves, even though they don't like eating fresh vegetables or fruit.
December 20, 2008 - NEW YORK CITY, NY - Noted Discovery Channel celebrity and survivalist Bear Grylls walked out of Manhattan's Ristorante Mario in disgust earlier this week. The small but quaint, highly regarded Italian restaurant has been very...
To give Neil Kinnock his due, he has worked tirelessly on behalf of British farmers for the past twenty years to overturn the EU directive that disallows the sale of knobbly carrots and bent cucumbers. Since the introduction of EU Directive 1677/8...
Every UK household can now discover the joy of growing their own vegetables, thanks to a new scheme that has been introduced to distribute free seeds. Gordon Brown made the following announcement today: "We are in the middle of the first recession...
According to a ground breaking study that will be published in the Lancet this month a group of amateur scientists have stumbled upon what they claim to be the fruit gene. This news, if corroborated, will rock the world of fruit and vegetables to...
Gardeners at Smegmadale's Sunnysideup Allotments have been ordered by the local authorities to remove the barbed wire capping fences around their respective lots due a teenage vegetable thief filing a personal injury claim against the district counci...
Washington, DC - Refusing any additional funding during the Congressional hearings on the Chinese wheat gluten and lead contamination scare to hire addition FDA inspectors, the Bush administration has reversed its position and now asks Congress for t...
Today, millions of tomatoes were withdrawn from shops and stores across America, because of healthy-eating fears.
The tomato ban, which spread from Texas and New Mexico to nine states, then seventeen states, and then the entire country, has been traced to product imported from Mexico.
A Durham man was attacked this evening by a locovore when he got in the locovore's way while it was grazing at a Whole Food's salad bar on Todd Street. Peter Hardwick was serving himself when a man identified as a locovore came out of the cor...
When the vegetarians came along with all their tree huggin and 'no meat eatin', fathers saw it as a way to save money, mothers saw it as a way to loose weight, and young people just saw it as another way to make them eat more vegetables.
The president of the Italian Agricultural Ministry, admitted last night that "Sun Dried" Tomatoes, the 'must have' ingredient in every trendy kitchen from New York to New Zealand, don't exist, but are due to a clerical error.
A recent development has sprung from the news that Cauliflower is now the least well educated of the vegetable family.
NEW YORK - "No one will be killed, if you do as we say!" Roberto Alvarez heard these frightening words as someone behind him put a paring knife to his neck. Alvarez, a Planet Hollywood salad prep crew worker, was one of fourteen of the ki...
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