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Funny story: Health Vegan Acts Self-Righteous but Secretly Doesn't Give a Fuck about Animals

Health Vegan Acts Self-Righteous but Secretly Doesn't Give a Fuck about Animals

Derek Casey of Nashville, Tennessee,  who transitioned to a whole-food, plant-based diet two years ago after his doctor threatened him with a lifetime of insulin medication, dialysis and limb amputations if he didn't get his type 2 diabetes under con...

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Funny story: Brooklyn Man's "Friends with Benefits" Proposal Foiled by Autocorrect

Brooklyn Man's "Friends with Benefits" Proposal Foiled by Autocorrect

Garret Hanson of Brooklyn, New York, was highly optimistic that his forward-thinking - and extremely attractive - new friend, Jessie Harper, would respond positively to his text message proposing an ongoing "friends with benefits" arrangement - until...

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Funny story: Open-Minded Boyfriend Supports Girlfriend in Her Vegan Hobby

Open-Minded Boyfriend Supports Girlfriend in Her Vegan Hobby

In order to support his vegan girlfriend, Kayla Meadows, in her hobbies, Nick Canto attended a plant-based nutrition conference with Kayla, tolerantly setting aside that, while Kayla seeks to live a life of non-violence in every respect, including wh...

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Funny story: Carbs Sue Keto Doctor for Slander

Carbs Sue Keto Doctor for Slander

In a groundbreaking nutritional proceeding, carbohydrates have filed a class action lawsuit against Dr. David Flesch, outspoken proponent of the fad ketogenic or "keto" diet, for slander. Specifically, the starches allege that Dr. Flesch, who promote...

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Funny story: Nashville Vegan Learns to Fit In Better by Feigning Sickness and Toning Down Her Spark for Life

Nashville Vegan Learns to Fit In Better by Feigning Sickness and Toning Down Her Spark for Life

Tired of feeling always on the outskirts of mainstream society due to her vegan lifestyle and glowing sense of wellbeing, Lindsay Larkin of Nashville, Tennessee, made it a goal to become a little more conventional, by periodically feigning illness an...

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Funny story: Vegan Bodybuilder Annoyed at Being Called a Beefcake

Vegan Bodybuilder Annoyed at Being Called a Beefcake

"Stop calling me that!" railed handsome and inordinately well-muscled vegan bodybuilder Jack Henry Chadwick after one of his friends - for the umpteenth time - referred to him as a "beefcake." "It's not funny!" he added, only accelerating the chuc...

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Funny story: Americans Inspired by Climate Change Author's Message that Burgers Are Not the Problem

Americans Inspired by Climate Change Author's Message that Burgers Are Not the Problem

When it comes to climate change, burgers are not the problem, and government is the solution, is the takeaway message of climate journalist Daniel Hill''s new book, The Unpalatable Planet: A Story Of The Future. It is a message that Americans fina...

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Funny story: Meat-Loving Preacher Points Out that, Unlike with Humans, Little Scientific Evidence Exists that Animals Have Souls

Meat-Loving Preacher Points Out that, Unlike with Humans, Little Scientific Evidence Exists that Animals Have Souls

After several parishioners approached him asking what he thought of adopting a vegan lifestyle out of compassion for animals, Pastor Raymond Roberts of Crossroads Christian Church in Nashville, Tennessee, assured them that people of faith need not co...

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Funny story: Charleston Woman Pretty Sure She's Vegan and Probably Gluten-free

Charleston Woman Pretty Sure She's Vegan and Probably Gluten-free

"I can't stand seafood, and I almost never eat regular bread," said Kendra Burke of Charleston, South Carolina, who's pretty certain she's vegan and probably also gluten-free. "I almost always opt for the wrap instead." Eating healthy in Lowcountr...

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Funny story: Former Cowboy Takes to Vegan Living like a Horse to Oats

Former Cowboy Takes to Vegan Living like a Horse to Oats

Never one to worry about bucking a system or two, Clay Rogers, a former cowboy living in Butte, Montana, has taken to his new plant-based diet like a horse to oats, literally - he eats the steel-cut variety every morning for breakfast. “Been a rea...

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Funny story: (Former) Vegan YouTube Star Returns to Eating Eggs and Fish Due to Abnormally Low Cholesterol, Mercury and Arsenic Levels

(Former) Vegan YouTube Star Returns to Eating Eggs and Fish Due to Abnormally Low Cholesterol, Mercury and Arsenic Levels

To the immense disappointment of his vegan fans around the world, YouTube star and former plant-based advocate Leif Burke announced that, due to health concerns regarding his abnormally low cholesterol, mercury, and arsenic levels, he has again begun...

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Funny story: Nashville Pig Declines to Be Featured in BBQ Restaurant Logo

Nashville Pig Declines to Be Featured in BBQ Restaurant Logo

A pig named Pete made waves recently when he declined a potentially lucrative opportunity to be featured in the logo for Nashville hot spot Happy Hog BBQ, despite admittedly not having an alternative source of income. Pete was reportedly immune to...

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Funny story: Majority of Americans Believe Whatever They Read But Fortunately They Don't Read Very Much

Majority of Americans Believe Whatever They Read But Fortunately They Don't Read Very Much

In an era of online news reporting and misinformation, a new study by the Center for Informational Integrity revealed that a disturbing 98 percent of Americans believe whatever they read, but fortunately they don't read very much. "It''s good news...

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Funny story: Butter is BACK! New Report Shows Butter Does Not Trigger Celiac Disease

Butter is BACK! New Report Shows Butter Does Not Trigger Celiac Disease

A new report published by the National Dairy Council in trade industry journal Milk Matters had fabulous news to deliver about everyone’s favorite spread: a meta-analysis of data convincingly suggests that butter does not trigger celiac disease. “...

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Funny story: Satire Writer Stays True to His Art and Blows Opportunity for Financial Success

Satire Writer Stays True to His Art and Blows Opportunity for Financial Success

Peter May, long-time writer of clever, witty, hard-hitting, little-read satire, was recently offered a chance at great financial success, but opted instead to stay true to his art - and broke. May’s fabulous professional opportunity came in the fo...

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Funny story: "Grain Brain" Doctor Advocates for Lyric Change to Classic Patriotic Hymn

"Grain Brain" Doctor Advocates for Lyric Change to Classic Patriotic Hymn

"Oh beautiful for spacious skies, for amber waves of grain," is a line that has made the hearts of countless Americans swell with patriotic pride, but David Perlmutter, M.D., whose book Grain Brain instructs people to eliminate all grains from their...

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Funny story: Laughter-Loving Hog Encounters More than He Bargained for at Neighborhood Pig “Roast”

Laughter-Loving Hog Encounters More than He Bargained for at Neighborhood Pig “Roast”

Good-humored hog Hank Daniel of Nashville, Tennessee, a lover of a raucous, in-your-face comedy who prides himself on being able to both dish it out and take it, was intrigued when he learned of a pig “roast” to be held the following Saturday afterno...

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