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Funny story: Animal Rights Group Claims Olympic Curlers Practiced Baby Seal Curling Before Olympics

Animal Rights Group Claims Olympic Curlers Practiced Baby Seal Curling Before Olympics

Animal rights protesters marched through downtown Vancouver yesterday afternoon, chanting for the end of the practice of "seal" curling. Curling Captain Olaf Rsednik denied the allegations, which accuse a curling team of training with seals and even...

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Funny story: Winter Olympic Officials Learn That Most Popular Athlete, Sweden's Ivana Phuque, Is Only Fourteen

Winter Olympic Officials Learn That Most Popular Athlete, Sweden's Ivana Phuque, Is Only Fourteen

The sexy blonde woman with the bright smile and the "come hither" looks that have captivated this Olympics is actually the "pretty blonde girl." Olympic Officials in Vancouver have released documentation that the figure skater voted "most likely to"...

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Funny story: Sweden's Olympic Skater, Ivana Phuque, Admits She Didn't Bring Any Panties To Vancouver

Sweden's Olympic Skater, Ivana Phuque, Admits She Didn't Bring Any Panties To Vancouver

Ivana Phuque, the blonde figure skating sensation from the Swedish Winter Olympic Team, has made a name for herself at the Vancouver Games. Her jumps, spins, leg lifts, and other moves on the ice are drawing record crowds to the arenas and the pract...

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Funny story: Swedish Speed Skater Ivana Phuque Voted First Ever "Miss Congeniality" in Olympics

Swedish Speed Skater Ivana Phuque Voted First Ever "Miss Congeniality" in Olympics

Miss Congeniality is an award given to the friendliest and most outgoing and helpful girl in a beauty pageant. Until now, it has never before been given to an athlete at the Olympic games. Sweden's Ivana Phuque has been voted by a large number of a...

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Funny story: U.S. Olympic Medal Winner Scotty Lago Banned From Vancouver For Lewd Photo of A Girl Kissing His "Bronzy"

U.S. Olympic Medal Winner Scotty Lago Banned From Vancouver For Lewd Photo of A Girl Kissing His "Bronzy"

VANCOUVER - United States Winter Olympic medal winner Scotty Lago has been banned from Vancouver and told to return back to his hometown of Seabrook, New Hampshire. Lago, who is known as "The Great Scot" got carried away with his elation and jubil...

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Funny story: Good Weather hits Vancouver Olympics

Good Weather hits Vancouver Olympics

It's good news for sunbathers in Canada this week, but bad news for the Winter Olympics as temperatures in Vancouver soared into double figures. With a day time high of 12ÂșC and sunny weather forecast throughout the games, visitors have been trading...

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Funny story: Adam Lambert 'overwhelmed' with Emotion after Watching Male Figure Skaters at Olympics!

Adam Lambert 'overwhelmed' with Emotion after Watching Male Figure Skaters at Olympics!

American Idol contestant, singer and fashion maven Adam Lambert said he was 'smitten' after watching allegedly male figure skaters compete in Vancouver in recent days. "Those boys really turned the ice skating fashion industry upside down," he sai...

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Funny story: Vancouver Provides 100,000 Condoms To Athletes - When The Heck Do They Find The Time To Compete?

Vancouver Provides 100,000 Condoms To Athletes - When The Heck Do They Find The Time To Compete?

VANCOUVER - The Vancouver Winter Olympic Committee has stated that they are providing 100,000 free condoms for the athletes competing in the XXI Winter Olympic Games. Chester Bedbrazen, Director of The Prophylactic Sub-Committee for the Vancouver...

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Funny story: Skeleton Racer Amy Williams Wins 1st GB Winter Olympic Gold In 30 Years Amid Canadian Protests

Skeleton Racer Amy Williams Wins 1st GB Winter Olympic Gold In 30 Years Amid Canadian Protests

27 year old Amy Williams stormed into the gold medal slot in the Skeleton Luge event in the Winter Olympics - the first GB gold medal for 30 years - and into a storm of controversy as Canadian officials flew into a proper hissy fit, protesting that t...

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Funny story: Shaun White: "Man, have you ever looked at a Gold Medal? I mean, like, really looked at it?"

Shaun White: "Man, have you ever looked at a Gold Medal? I mean, like, really looked at it?"

VANCOUVER, CANADA-Following his dramatic gold-medal winning performance on Wednesday, snowboarder Shaun White spoke to journalists about his victory, and also took the time to forward his observation that the gold medal he was awarded contains some "...

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Funny story: Two Members of The Indian Olympics Team Are Suspended For Eating Hamburgers

Two Members of The Indian Olympics Team Are Suspended For Eating Hamburgers

VANCOUVER - In a surprising incident, two of India's top Olympians, speed skater Raheem Kamal and snowboarder Amandeep Gurpreet have been suspended by their coach Darshann Maleeksaleek and forced to return to India. The Indian coach said that he k...

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Funny story: Olympics Gold For The Shiftless Youngster

Olympics Gold For The Shiftless Youngster

VANCOUVER, British Columbia - The traditionally peaceful and apolitical Olympics now has a new sport: The Anarchist Riot. While thousands of people exercised their rights to free speech by protesting peacefully, youngsters with no meaning or purp...

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Funny story: Britain strikes Olympic Penguin Stroking Gold

Britain strikes Olympic Penguin Stroking Gold

The British Olympic team were dancing in the streets of Vancouver last night after winning their first Gold Medal at the Winter Olympics. The little fishing village of Vancouver, which is named after the French verb 'to slumber', awoke this mornin...

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Funny story: Olympic Committee Announces "Everybody Wins!"

Olympic Committee Announces "Everybody Wins!"

VANCOUVER-The United States has continued to bring home Olympic Gold, with 2 out of 8 medalists winning top honors, and Germany and France trailing at 6 total medal wins. In an unprecedented decision, the Olympic Committee has unanimously decided...

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Funny story: Londonistan celebrates as great unwashed Brit media tops medal race at 2010 Vancouver Olympics winning top award for "stinkiest breath and rottenest teeth".

Londonistan celebrates as great unwashed Brit media tops medal race at 2010 Vancouver Olympics winning top award for "stinkiest breath and rottenest teeth".

Britain has finally topped the medals table at a Winter Olympics. News coming out of the 2010 Vancouver Olympics shows a surge in medals for the much-dead Empire's unwashed media denizens. At the medals-award ceremonies last night the debt-ri...

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Funny story: The Real Reason That Kenya Did Not Send A Winter Olympics Team To Vancouver

The Real Reason That Kenya Did Not Send A Winter Olympics Team To Vancouver

MOMBASA, Kenya - The coach of the Kenyan Winter Olympics team, Moy Kusikatta, told a reporter for The Mombasa Daily Vine that contrary to what has been written in all of the world's major newspapers, the reason why the Kenyan team did not go to Vanco...

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Funny story: Olympic Curling Event Draws Record Crowds

Olympic Curling Event Draws Record Crowds

Though most non-Canadians walking through the Olympic grounds in Vancouver have never heard of the obscure sport, the 2010 team curling competition has drawn huge crowds, overwhelming event staff at the Vancouver Ice Centre. With planned seating s...

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