Washington DC - In a shocking revelation, our coverage of the 2012 Presidential Campaign has unearthed sources who claim that the Republican Party is controlled by Vampires, with the Democrats run by Super Zombies. Although yet to be confirmed,...
Man United arrived in Romania today and were rapidly transported off to their hotel before dark. Several players had cloves of garlic hanging around their necks to ward off any vampires that could have been hiding on the mens bogs at the airport.
LOS ANGELES - Liz and Dick did it. So did Robert and Natalie. Those two famous couples Taylor, Burton, Wagner, and Wood married divorced and remarried. Now Rob Pattinson and Kristen Stewart were never married but for all practical purposes they ma...
HOLLYWOOD - Manolo Middlezuck, producer of The Vampire Diaries, has just announced that he has signed legendary movie and television icon Clint Eastwood to appear in an upcoming episode of his hit television cable show. Middlezuck says that when h...
HOLLYWOOD - Kristen Stewart told her agent that she is tired of sitting around crying like a two-year-old baby with a wet diaper and feeling sorry for herself and has asked him to please find her a motion picture that she can get lost in. He prese...
Vampire movies have been around since the days of silent films. When most people think of vampires the name that comes to mind is Count Dracula. Count Dracula was portrayed in the 1931 motion picture Dracula by the legendary actor Bela Lugosi. The film is considered to be the "Granddaddy" of all vampire movies. The motion picture was followed by three sequels; Dracula's Daughter (1936...
HOLLYWOOD - Tri-Moon films in association with Durango Grundyweather have just released a media notification memo that filming will soon begin on the vampire troll drama The Vampire Trolls of Transylvania. Grundyweather who will be producing as we...
Hollywood - Television is drawing new blood from the legends of Transylvania, combining vampires and umpires to create the next big viewing trend. "We knew the vampire concept was losing steam when retail sales of artificial fangs started drop...
Paragovo Gabskigrad of Sofia, Bulgaria is considered to be the world's foremost expert on vampires. He wrote in his most recent book titled 7,001 Amazingly Amazing Facts About Vampires that vampires have been around ever since September of 1047. Gabskigrad noted that 865 years later in 1912, the first vampire movie was filmed. The motion picture was shot in Great Britain and the title w...
Florida - Hot on the heels of apparent vampires eating peoples brains, a computer virus dubbed "Defacelika" is eating faces on Facebook. When the virus strikes, according to computer scientist Dr. Bunsard Unsticky, working to defeat the virus, i...
HOLLYWOOD - Johnny Depp has appeared in a total of 35 movies including Fear, Loathing, and Losing In Las Vegas, Twice Upon A Time In Mexico, Edward Scissorhands and the sequel Edward Plierfeet. The native of Kentucky stated on The View that if he...
HOLLYWOOD - Lions Door Films in association with Cloud 13 Pictures has just announced a new vampire movie which will star Zac Efron and Michelle Pfeiffer. The movie May-December Hickies is to be directed by noted film director Charleen Belle-Pinnz...
LOS ANGELES - The temperature in Tinsel Town was hovering in the mid-90s and Venice Beach was brimming with beach goers wearing every color and design of micro swimsuits imaginable. Two of the most famous Venice Beach visitors were Nina Dobrev and...
If those rocket scientists in the British government seize the opportunity to ban the wearing of the cross in public in an effort to eradicate Christianity, the law abiding folk in this 'Sceptred Isle' will find themselves facing a problem, that if n...
Several councils across the UK have taken to employing vampires as traffic wardens after a successful trial period in Altrincham, Cheshire. "Wampires make wery good traffic vardens," said Altrincham's councillor, Vlad Le Impaler. "They vork tventy...
HOLLYWOOD - Grandiose Films in association with The Lions Door Motion Picture Company has just announced a movie which will star Twilight's Kristen Stewart and Vanessa Hudgens who appeared in the three film series of High School Musical. The film...
LOS ANGELES - Country music singer Taylor Swift recently got together with Rob Pattinson and Kristen Stewart two stars of The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2. The Twilight Saga stars chatted with Taylor in her dressing room after she had per...
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