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Funny story: Ian Somerhalder and Nina Dobrev To Star In The Vampire Thriller "There's A Bloody App For That"

Ian Somerhalder and Nina Dobrev To Star In The Vampire Thriller "There's A Bloody App For That"

LOS ANGELES - The temperature in Tinsel Town was hovering in the mid-90s and Venice Beach was brimming with beach goers wearing every color and design of micro swimsuits imaginable. Two of the most famous Venice Beach visitors were Nina Dobrev and...

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Funny story: Britain Will Be Plagued by Vampires!

Britain Will Be Plagued by Vampires!

If those rocket scientists in the British government seize the opportunity to ban the wearing of the cross in public in an effort to eradicate Christianity, the law abiding folk in this 'Sceptred Isle' will find themselves facing a problem, that if n...

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Funny story: Vampires employed as Traffic Wardens

Vampires employed as Traffic Wardens

Several councils across the UK have taken to employing vampires as traffic wardens after a successful trial period in Altrincham, Cheshire. "Wampires make wery good traffic vardens," said Altrincham's councillor, Vlad Le Impaler. "They vork tventy...

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Funny story: Kristen Stewart and Vanessa Hudgens To Star In The Vicious Vampires of Vienna Vs. The Psychotic Zombies of Zanzibar

Kristen Stewart and Vanessa Hudgens To Star In The Vicious Vampires of Vienna Vs. The Psychotic Zombies of Zanzibar

HOLLYWOOD - Grandiose Films in association with The Lions Door Motion Picture Company has just announced a movie which will star Twilight's Kristen Stewart and Vanessa Hudgens who appeared in the three film series of High School Musical. The film...

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Funny story: Taylor Swift Has Been Asked To Write The Theme Song To The Movie "The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2"

Taylor Swift Has Been Asked To Write The Theme Song To The Movie "The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2"

LOS ANGELES - Country music singer Taylor Swift recently got together with Rob Pattinson and Kristen Stewart two stars of The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2. The Twilight Saga stars chatted with Taylor in her dressing room after she had per...

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Funny story: Ian Somerhalder Receives A Fantastic Valentine's Day Present From His Vampire Diaries Co-Star Nina Dobrev

Ian Somerhalder Receives A Fantastic Valentine's Day Present From His Vampire Diaries Co-Star Nina Dobrev

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Ian Somerhalder and Nina Dobrev took a nice drive out to the Hollywood sign where they were sitting in Dobrev's burgundy colored Cadillac Escalade SUV with the personalized license plate Elena G. The two were enjoying the beautif...

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Funny story: Demi Lovato and Demi Moore To Star as Lindsay and Dina Lohan In "Oodles of Freckles - The Sad Story of Lindsay Lohan"

Demi Lovato and Demi Moore To Star as Lindsay and Dina Lohan In "Oodles of Freckles - The Sad Story of Lindsay Lohan"

HOLLYWOOD - Singing sensation Demi Lovato has just announced that she will soon be starring in the Lions Face Films production of Oodles of Freckles - The Sad Story of Lindsay Lohan. The motion picture is being directed and produced by Charleen Be...

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Funny story: Veteran Actress Reveals How She Was Petrified By Rubber Bat Puppet In 1946 Universal Studios Vampire Movie

Veteran Actress Reveals How She Was Petrified By Rubber Bat Puppet In 1946 Universal Studios Vampire Movie

Veteran actress, and coincidentally, seasoned spoof writer, Mathilde de la Mole has revealed how she was petrified to within an inch of her life, as she was attacked by a rubber bat in Universal Studio's 1946 production of 'The Bastard Hungarian Gyps...

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Funny story: Nina Dobrev, Ian Somerhalder, and Paul Wesley Return For Season 3 on The Vampire Diaries

Nina Dobrev, Ian Somerhalder, and Paul Wesley Return For Season 3 on The Vampire Diaries

HOLLYWOOD - The Vampire Diaries kicked off season number three with a real bang as Alaric (Matt Davis) launched a bottle rocket that almost hit Caroline (Candice Accola) on her cowlick and landed on a hay pile which quickly started a fire that burned...

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Funny story: X-Factor's Rachel Crow To Appear With Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder In 'The Vampire Diaries'

X-Factor's Rachel Crow To Appear With Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder In 'The Vampire Diaries'

LOS ANGELES - The producer of the top rated cable show The Vampire Diaries was watching X-Factor when 13-year-old Rachel Crow was eliminated. Manolo Middlezuck says that he was amazed to see the pixie little singer standing up and saying that she...

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Funny story: Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder Seen At The Opening of The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 1

Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder Seen At The Opening of The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 1

VENICE BEACH - The two stars of the hit television series The Vampire Diaries, Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder were spotted standing in line at the opening of The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 1 at The Big Kahuna Movie Theater Complex in Venice...

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Funny story: The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 1, Starring Rob Pattinson, Kristen Stewart, and Taylor Lautner Opens To Record Breaking Crowds!

The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 1, Starring Rob Pattinson, Kristen Stewart, and Taylor Lautner Opens To Record Breaking Crowds!

WEST HOLLYWOOD - The Gladiator 24 Movie Complex in West Hollywood had the latest Twilight Saga series film The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 1, showing in 14 of the 24 theater auditorium screens. Theater manager Cumberland "Captain Popcorn"...

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Funny story: Silver bullet found lodged in White House window

Silver bullet found lodged in White House window

Washington - It's traditionally highly effective against werewolves, witches, vampires and other monstrosities firearms experts warned today. However the discovery of a sliver bullet inside security glass in President Obama's office has sent Secur...

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Funny story: Kristen Stewart, Scarlett Johansson, and Steven Tyler To Star In "The Vavamooming Vampires of Venice Beach"

Kristen Stewart, Scarlett Johansson, and Steven Tyler To Star In "The Vavamooming Vampires of Venice Beach"

HOLLYWOOD - Lion's Face Pictures in association with Tri Moon Films will soon begin production on Sheboygan Saddlewood's The Vavavooming Vampires of Venice Beach. The first half of the film is based on The Vampire Playpen, the novel by noted Bulga...

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Funny story: Man United take bunches of garlic and silver bullets to Romania!

Man United take bunches of garlic and silver bullets to Romania!

Before Man United set off on their long trip to play a virtually unknown team in the dark depths of Romania, their kit man was spotted at a local Tesco's buying bunches of garlic and then he rushed to the weapon shop to buy silver bullets (?). It...

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Funny story: The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1 - Kristen Stewart Talks About The Robotic Baby

The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1 - Kristen Stewart Talks About The Robotic Baby

BEVERLY HILLS - Kristen Stewart was recently spotted in The Haven of Hair Salon on Rodeo Drive getting her hair done. She was overheard talking to her hairdresser FuFi Fondue, noted hair stylist to the stars, about her recent movie The Twilight Sa...

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Funny story: Tory vampires gung-ho ahead of Hunter's Moon, Sun/Saturn conjunction

Tory vampires gung-ho ahead of Hunter's Moon, Sun/Saturn conjunction

London - Bloodsuckers on the government front benches are in defiant mood ahead of Wednesday's pivotal Hunter's - or Blood - Moon. At the Palace of Westmonster the lunation is a traditional vampire feastday associated with stalking real (or someti...

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