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Funny story: Nina Dobrev Hints That She Would Love To Have Ian Somerhalder's Baby

Nina Dobrev Hints That She Would Love To Have Ian Somerhalder's Baby

NIAGARA FALLS, New York - One of the nicest and happiest couples in the nation Nina Dobrev and Ian Somberhalder was vacationing up in beautiful upstate New York. They had flown into Niagara Falls for the weekend before returning to Hollywood to shoot an upcoming episode on their hit show The Vampire Diaries. As the couple sat at a quaint outdoor cafe they were asked by a member of the entert...

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Funny story: Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder Respond To The Stunningly Steamy Marriage Rumors

Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder Respond To The Stunningly Steamy Marriage Rumors

LAS VEGAS - The stars of The Vampire Diaries Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder, who have been an item for some time now, were recently spotted cuddling like a couple of newlyweds at The Ravishing Risque Resort Hotel and Spa in Las Vegas. The two we...

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Funny story: Charlie Sheen Has Agreed To Appear On "The Vampire Diaries"

Charlie Sheen Has Agreed To Appear On "The Vampire Diaries"

LOS ANGELES - Charlie Sheen, aka "The Man Without A Show" has just agreed to appear on an upcoming episode of the very popular TV series The Vampire Diaries. The shows producer Manolo Middlezuck confirmed that he met with Sheen at a Tacos, Tacos,...

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Funny story: Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder's Titillating Tryst In Tarzana Is Exposed

Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder's Titillating Tryst In Tarzana Is Exposed

TARZANA, California - Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder, the stars of The Vampire Diaries, are fast becoming the most popular couple since Heather Locklear and Richie Sambora, up until Sambora started acting like he was the illegitimate son of Mick Jag...

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Funny story: Kate Gosselin Agrees To Appear On "The Vampire Diaries"

Kate Gosselin Agrees To Appear On "The Vampire Diaries"

READING, Pennsylvania - Kate Gosselin who is still depressed after her personal bodyguard Steve "The Gray Fox" Nield quit has said that she has been approached to appear on the hit cable show The Vampire Diaries. Gosselin, who stars in Kate Plus 8...

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Funny story: Colonel Moammar Gadhafi Has Agreed To Make A Guest Appearance On "The Vampire Dairies"

Colonel Moammar Gadhafi Has Agreed To Make A Guest Appearance On "The Vampire Dairies"

TRIPOLI, Libya - A spokeswoman for The Vampire Diaries has announced that the rumor about Libya's Colonel Moammar Gadhafi, 68, making an appearance on the Nina Dobrev - Ian Somerhalder show are in fact true. Loretta L. Luftnagle did in fact confir...

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Funny story: Demi Lovato and Selena Gomez To Appear In An Episode of The Vampire Diaries Entitled "The Attack of The Vampire Sock Puppets"

Demi Lovato and Selena Gomez To Appear In An Episode of The Vampire Diaries Entitled "The Attack of The Vampire Sock Puppets"

HOLLYWOOD - After spending three months at The Henry and Betty Ford Rehab Clinic Demi Lovato let her business manager know that she was ready to get back into the swing of things. The talented singer has stated in the past that she would like to a...

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Funny story: Nina Dobrev's "Katherine Pierce Vampire Dairies Designer Bras" Are Selling Like 'McNuggets!'

Nina Dobrev's "Katherine Pierce Vampire Dairies Designer Bras" Are Selling Like 'McNuggets!'

HOLLYWOOD - The world of television marketing and sales is an extremely lucrative business. Popular TV shows can lead to the production of show related products that can make the owners of the shows quite rich, or rather much richer than they already...

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Funny story: Teens Getting Aids at "Vampire Parties" Say Doctors

Teens Getting Aids at "Vampire Parties" Say Doctors

The latest thing may be teens having a "Vampire Party" with no parents around and a house in the dark to welcome them. It also may be the source of the new outbreak of cases of aids or HIV positive visits to their doctors. The 'Parties' are usuall...

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Funny story: Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder Visit The Alamo and Get The Indecent Exposure Charges Dropped

Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder Visit The Alamo and Get The Indecent Exposure Charges Dropped

SAN ANTONIO - The stars of The Vampire Dairies, Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder visited San Antonio after spending a few days in New Orleans. The couple walked hand-in-hand down the famed River Walk where Nina could be seen feeding Cheetos dipped...

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Funny story: Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder Vacationing Down In The 'Big Easy' Deny Those Pesky Pregnant Rumors

Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder Vacationing Down In The 'Big Easy' Deny Those Pesky Pregnant Rumors

NEW ORLEANS - The Vampire Dairies duo of Ian Somerhalder and Nina Dobrev flew down to New Orleans, aka The Big Easy, and checked into the highly exquisite Hotel Ooh La La. Somerhalder has stayed there on several occasions whereas this was Dobrev's...

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Funny story: Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder of "The Vampire Dairies" Spotted Nuzzling Below The Santa Monica Pier

Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder of "The Vampire Dairies" Spotted Nuzzling Below The Santa Monica Pier

SANTA MONICA - Two of the stars of The Vampire Dairies took advantage of the beautiful February springtime weather and visited the Santa Monica Pier. Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder spent the afternoon enjoying themselves after having spent seven...

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Funny story: Nearly Nude Pics of Nina Dobrev, Candice Accola Came From Los Angeles Spa!

Nearly Nude Pics of Nina Dobrev, Candice Accola Came From Los Angeles Spa!

Los Angeles police have traced a calendar that sold on the streets for $25 back to it's source at a Los Angeles Spa, called "Take It Off!" Apparently the spa was secretly snapping photos of anyone famous that came by and gave out free first sessio...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin and Kate Gosselin To Appear On "The Vampire Diaries"

Sarah Palin and Kate Gosselin To Appear On "The Vampire Diaries"

HOLLYWOOD - The Tinsel Town Times Tribune is reporting that Sarah Palin (SaPa) and Kate Gosselin (KatGo) have been signed to appear in an upcoming episode of The Vampire Diaries. The shows producer Manolo Middlezuck has stated that Sarah Palin agr...

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Funny story: The Vampire Dairies Christmas Episode Has Become America's Most Watched Television Show of All-Time

The Vampire Dairies Christmas Episode Has Become America's Most Watched Television Show of All-Time

HOLLYWOOD - The executives at the CW Network were thrilled beyond belief as they had just learned that their hit show The Vampire Dairies Christmas Special entitled "You Say Christmas Ornaments - I Say Christmas Balls, What The Hey" has just been ra...

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Funny story: Nina Dobrev of 'The Vampire Diaries' Hints At Upcoming Sensuously Steamy Sex Scenes

Nina Dobrev of 'The Vampire Diaries' Hints At Upcoming Sensuously Steamy Sex Scenes

HOLLYWOOD - Nina Dobrev, the star of The Vampire Diaries has dropped some not-so-subtle hints at some upcoming sex scenes on the CW TV teen drama vampire show. Dobrev, who was born in Sofia, Bulgaria, stated that she has been after the shows produ...

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Funny story: Laredo Border Patrol Agents Confiscate 2 Million Nude Counterfeit Vampire Dairies Action Figure Dolls

Laredo Border Patrol Agents Confiscate 2 Million Nude Counterfeit Vampire Dairies Action Figure Dolls

LAREDO, Texas - Agents of The United States Border Patrol stationed in Laredo have just confiscated what they are calling one of the largest counterfeit smuggling rings of all time. Border Patrol Director Aspinwall L. Tiffinmiffin, 53, stated that...

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