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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan's Vagina Quits

Lindsay Lohan's Vagina Quits

Embarrassed beyond belief Lindsay Lohan's vagina has called it quits. "First it was the whole I'm a virgin bullshit then it was the public displays flashing, flashing, flashing and now it' the prospect of some big bull bike dyke having her way with m...

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Funny story: Study Reveals, Everybody Loves a Vagina

Study Reveals, Everybody Loves a Vagina

Biologists of the Human Anatomy have done a world wide survey as to, what is the most popular body part, the resounding overwhelming response has been the vagina. Adam was seduced into bondage by vagina against the advice of God. Now that's seduction, to choose vagina over God. Paris Hilton flashes her vagina and the world stops spinning on its axis. Lindsay Lohan flashes a little gas...

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Funny story: Chaz Bono To Play Elvis In Remake of Viva Las Vegas: Vagina To Play Ann-Margret

Chaz Bono To Play Elvis In Remake of Viva Las Vegas: Vagina To Play Ann-Margret

HOLLYWOOD: It was announced today that Bad Dream Studios will be starting production of a remake of the 1964 romantic comedy, Viva Las Vegas. In the original movie, which both critics and fans considered one of Elvis Presley's best, Elvis co-star...

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Funny story: Pippa Middleton denies the rumours that she has nicknamed her "vagina" the "Pink Palace."

Pippa Middleton denies the rumours that she has nicknamed her "vagina" the "Pink Palace."

An ace female reporter from 'The Daily Tacky' wrote today that Pippa Middleton indeed denies the rumours that she has nicknamed her "vagina" the "Pink Palace." In a telephone interview today Pippa was said to be in tears when she heard the rumour...

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Funny story: The Isle of Wight to ban the use of the words 'penis' and 'vagina'

The Isle of Wight to ban the use of the words 'penis' and 'vagina'

Adult residents of the Isle of Wight are moving, quickly, towards removing the words 'penis' and 'vagina' from use on the Isle. Islanders are tired of their children Googling the words and looking up You Tube videos with the two words in the title...

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Funny story: Pippa Middleton Upset Stories About Her Vagina Not Dominating "The Spoof!"

Pippa Middleton Upset Stories About Her Vagina Not Dominating "The Spoof!"

Pippa Middleton, sister of Kate Middleton and "star of the show" at the recent Royal Wedding, is upset that stories about her vagina are not dominating the most read, most shared, and most rated charts on the humor website "The Spoof!" Pippa, who's...

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Funny story: Zoologist Studying Camel's Toes Say That They Are Neither For Urination Or Reproduction

Zoologist Studying Camel's Toes Say That They Are Neither For Urination Or Reproduction

Dr. Jason Hart, a Zoologist from Arkansas State University, said that he has worked at the Little Rock, Arkansas Zoo for the past year studying camels. His findings, to be released in a report in the Southern Journal of Critters N' Such, reveals that...

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Funny story: Cunard Ship Lines To Merge With Aero Lingus To Create New Travel Giant Cun-A-Lingus

Cunard Ship Lines To Merge With Aero Lingus To Create New Travel Giant Cun-A-Lingus

A new transportation giant will be created when Cunard Ship Lines merges with Aero Lingus. The new company, to be named Cun-A-Lingus, will be the largest company of its type in the world. Richard Licker, a spokesman for the merged company, said th...

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Funny story: Talk about emotions yo-yo ing all day. Man. U. Sob!

Talk about emotions yo-yo ing all day. Man. U. Sob!

I just cannot believe what I have just been reading in the Approval Centre and on the Discussion Forum... Man U. beaten by City. I'm crying in my beer. I get 90% of my daily news via the Spoof. It is just so bloody heartbreaking to think that the only televised game we got here was bloody Blackpool v Wigan. I must subscribe to Setanta Sport. I was in a great mood before I saw that r...

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Funny story: Woman to divorce own vagina

Woman to divorce own vagina

A 22 year old Brooklyn woman has filed divorce against her vagina on the grounds it has failed to meet "expected functioning." Helen Splinter, a Texan native who immigrated to New York less than a month ago says she has had enough of her "useless...

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Funny story: Spoof Almanac: Interest In Vaginas to Cool In 2011; Penis Enhancement & Gay Rights Stories to be 'Hot!'

Spoof Almanac: Interest In Vaginas to Cool In 2011; Penis Enhancement & Gay Rights Stories to be 'Hot!'

A sneak peak at the Spoof's almanac for 2011 predicts the effects of waning readership tastes regarding female genitalia, but rising interest in male enhancement techniques as the world's population of heterosexuals continues to decline. Citing...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan's Vagina Gets a Much Needed Break

Lindsay Lohan's Vagina Gets a Much Needed Break

Lindsay Lohan's vagina came out publicly with a statement about how it felt about all the controversy swirling around Lindsay lately. Most young ladies use their vaginas on a limited basis. They give it out a little bit at a time fearing the reper...

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Funny story: Study Reveals, Everybody Loves a Vagina

Study Reveals, Everybody Loves a Vagina

The Biologists of the Human Anatomy conducted a world wide survey as to what is the most popular body part, the resounding, overwhelming response has been the vagina. The study was financed by a federal grant. Throughout history the vagina has played a major role in conquest and war. Armadas of ships have set sail all for the love of vagina. Men of the world have died in battle or been killed...

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Funny story: "Sarah Palin's Mighty Frozen Alaskan Vagina" Sweeping the Nation

"Sarah Palin's Mighty Frozen Alaskan Vagina" Sweeping the Nation

(US & A) - The reality-TV miniseries, Sarah Palin's Mighty Frozen Alaskan Vagina, has only been airing on The loosely-named Learning Channel for five episodes. But it is setting records in viewership, with more than 1 out of every 100 Americans...

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Funny story: I've Written 300 Vagina Stories. Who Cares?

I've Written 300 Vagina Stories. Who Cares?

I've finally busted my 300th story, cherry. While I never set out to exclusively write stories with vagina's attached to them, in some way, or fashion, it turned out that way. I've had everything from insane vagina's terrorizing small towns, to Kelly Picklers vagina, waiting for it's close up. With a lot of lubrication between. Readers want a little vagina in their stories and I can prove...

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Funny story: Megan Fox's Vagina Deemed Prettiest in World

Megan Fox's Vagina Deemed Prettiest in World

The votes have been tallied and the judging is done. For the 4th year consecutively, Megan Fox has taken, no, eclipsed the competition by taking first place in the most desirable vagina in the world contest. This years field included, Paris Hilton...

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Funny story: Vagina Pageants Sweep Across America, Megan Fox, Reigning Celebrity Champion

Vagina Pageants Sweep Across America, Megan Fox, Reigning Celebrity Champion

There used to be beauty pageants judging personality, poise, talent, evening gown and beauty. Now, they've gotten to the bottom of the line, the purest form, the essence, the prettiest kersloppus. Women across America have started competing in...

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