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Funny story: Earth is Center of Universe after all

Earth is Center of Universe after all

Scientists admitted in a private interview early this morning that the Earth actually is the center of the universe after all, and that they have been fooling the majority of the world's population for nearly five hundred years.

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Funny story: New planet is just like Earth - except backwards

New planet is just like Earth - except backwards

Scientists have announced that they have discovered a place sort of like home 41 light-years from here in the constellation Cancer.

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Funny story: Center of the Universe Really a Giant Sphinctor!

Center of the Universe Really a Giant Sphinctor!

Australia - Hubble telescope images have revealed a new type of black hole that scientists most closely relates to the actions of a giant sphinctor.

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Funny story: New String Theory: The Universe is Made of Duct Tape

New String Theory: The Universe is Made of Duct Tape

Hardly University's finest have won a Nobel Prize in physics for their newest paper, "Tape it Up," which explains the ultimate theory of life, the universe and everything. Atoms and the tiniest particles known are not made of indescrib...

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Funny story: Is the ever expanding universe the reason for obesity?

Is the ever expanding universe the reason for obesity?

Scientists from the San Francisco Institute of Cosmotology, today released what they claim is a groundbreaking new paper on the links between the ever expanding universe and the high levels of obesity seen in the world.

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Funny story: Yorkshire man creates microcosmos in his potting shed

Yorkshire man creates microcosmos in his potting shed

Yorkshire pensioner, Fred Cocksplodge, is a man with an unusual hobby. For twenty years now he has been fiddling with the laws of nature and has now revealed that he has created his own fully operational cosmos.

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Funny story: God Loses Playing At Dice With The Universe

God Loses Playing At Dice With The Universe

RIGEL - Monday, on the as-yet unnamed seventh planet of the giant blue star Rigel, extremely rare circumstances allowing the eventual rise of humanity were set into motion after God, Creator of All Eternity, "lost his robes" at the craps ta...

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Funny story: Intelligence Agency Finds Intelligent Designer

Intelligence Agency Finds Intelligent Designer

The World Intelligence Agency announced today that they've finally found the mysterious "Intelligent Designer" - the one responsible for the creation of mankind and the entire universe.

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Funny story: He-Man Kills Skeletor, Bush Applauds

He-Man Kills Skeletor, Bush Applauds

After years of brutal, yet never fatal, combat, He-Man, Master of the Universe, has killed Skeletor, the self-proclaimed "Prince of Darkness" and He-Man's arch nemisis. He-Man claims the death was "accidental", and only attack...

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Funny story: Universe Not Real

Universe Not Real

This week Cambridge physicists revealed new findings concerning the nature of the Universe which are threatening to stand the Cosmos on its black hole. According to a recent article in the monthly Nature, the Universe never existed and therefore can...

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Funny story: Theresa Heinz Kerry Knows What Universe Is Made From

Theresa Heinz Kerry Knows What Universe Is Made From

Theresa Heinz Kerry, in a brazen effort to jump start her husband's yet to be announced 2008 election plans, politicians constantly rotating in perpetual orbit around their offices, announced today she has discovered exactly what the universe is mad...

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Funny story: Scientists Discover "Big Bang" Destroyed Universe

Scientists Discover "Big Bang" Destroyed Universe

OAHU, HAWAII - Reversing the widely accepted view that the Big Bang created the universe, some 10 to 20 billion years ago, astrophysists now believe that the Big Bang actually destroyed the universe, some 10 to 20 billion years ago.

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Funny story: Man sues God

Man sues God

St. Cloud, Minnesota -- A Minnesota man has filed a lawsuit against God Almighty, the Lord of the Universe. Clyde Tollerud, 44, of St. Cloud, has filed a lawsuit for breach-of-contract against the Creator, citing numerous prayers that were never ans...

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Funny story: Where Have All the Cartoon Hotties Gone?

Where Have All the Cartoon Hotties Gone?

Remember when Judy Jetson was hot? My brother used to salivate over her. He could have been teething, though. We were young. I, personally, had a thing for He-man. He was master of my universe for about a week in 1983.

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