Following quick on the heels of the EU mandating that prisoners be granted the right to vote, came the shock pronouncement today that all prisoners now have the right to join a union, go on strike, and in effect bring justice to a standstill! Nati...
Lawyers for the International Brotherhood of Hamsters announced yesterday that the entire population of pet Hamsters will go on a full activity strike, unless reports of Felching around the globe cease. Terry Beaverton, lawyer and translator for t...
The majority of Spoof Writers are wanting to form a Union. The major issue concerning these Spoof Writers is the appalling conditions in which they work. A large number of writers work in dank, dark basements, tapping away at their keyboards by candlelight. They have no running water and feel isolated from the real world speaking online only to fellow spoofers. Others have to use their l...
RMT union leader Bob Crow has caused raw anger by declaring his intention to ballot members for strike action on the London Underground for 29th April 2011, the date of the Royal wedding between Prince William and Kate Middleton. A statement relea...
A furious union backlash is expected, in response to the government's announcement that 490,000 public sector jobs will be cut. Union leaders have joined forces in condemning the decision and have compared the cuts to those recently made in France.
A recent study by the University of Camford has proven that trade union bosses are dumb psychopaths. Nerdy student Colin Anus PhD said "You see, many psychopaths have controlling tendencies, so they want to have a powerful job. But many people wit...
Manchester, England: During the last 13 years of the Labour Party Utopia, when the Union 'Brothers' had control of the Government due to their financial contributions, not a word was uttered about the dire state of Britain's financial situation. Th...
In a display of workers solidarity the Governor of the Bank of England told the TUC Conference that they were right to be angry with the Banks over the Financial crisis. However he also said that the working people of the country would still have...
A new theory doing the rounds is that senior trades union officials are all born with incurable brain damage. Why else would they wish to be top trades union officials? A very good question. Actually they all have delusions of grandeur, but lack the basic intelligence to make any headway in the world of commerce, hence their lowly stations in life. I cite the sad case of fat John who was forced to...
Willy Vanka, the Chief of Brutish Airways has vowed to smash the UNITY trade union, whatever the cost to the company, its shareholders, or its employees. In an impassioned speech, reminiscent of the Glory days of Margaret Thatcher and Sir Ian McGr...
The California wine bottling industry remains in an uproar over the recent ouster of long standing Cork Soaker Union President, Haywood Jablome. With a firm grip on both Napa and Rutherford Valley union bottling facilities, Jimmy A. Haanjob won the...
Fighting for their rights to publish barely credible news reports, based on disreputable sources and shady facts, satire writers from TheSpoof.com have agreed in principle to unionize. The Union for Plagiarists, Ingrates, Numskulls, Commies, Hacks...
Newly appointed labor appointee Craig Pecker, sporting a gold fez and holding the spear of destiny, pulled President Obama out of his pocket long enough for him to sign an executive order to grant Labor Unions religious status. Political experts...
Today, I met the head of the WU (Workers' Union), Taffy McScab. The WU have recently organised a number of strikes across the UK, from Devon cheesemakers to Scottish sheep-shagging holiday tour guides. Me: Hello, Mr MrScab. TM: Hi. Me: So, you've had a number of successful strikes recently. TM: That we have. Chuffing great they were and all. Me: What exactly have you achieved with t...
The union for Borax at the plant in California was just on the news today as they have been locked out since January, because they reused to work for a contract and the owners had to close, because they could not keep paying union pay with the curren...
Jimmy Hoffa, the former union leader and mob boss who disappeared under mysterious circumstances, had been found. It was long believed that he was buried under Giant's Stadium (a.k.a. The Meadowlands), but no body was ever discovered. With the cu...
UK construction firms have been accused of obtaining personal data about their employees. In a move condemned by trade unions firms have been able to check to see if prospective employees have any union experience. Stan Northener, union executive mem...
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