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Funny story: Monopoly updated to reflect the current economic uncertainty

Monopoly updated to reflect the current economic uncertainty

Monopoly, the world's most popular bored game, has had several incarnations, mainly by using different cities or the Simpsons. Now, MasterBate games have announced that the game will be getting its first major revision since the addition of the Scott...

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Funny story: Nottingham News for W/E: 29th April 2012

Nottingham News for W/E: 29th April 2012

Monday 23rd April 2012 Topic: Crime - Murder "Nottingham murder police in plea to taxi drivers" Source: BBC News Extract Police investigating the murder of a teenager outside a pub in Nottingham have appealed for taxi drivers who were in the area to contact them. Malakai McKenzie, 19, died from a gunshot wound following an attack outside the Hubb, on Hucknall Road, Sherwood, early on Saturday...

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Funny story: Man Quits Job To Spend More Time With Netflix Queue

Man Quits Job To Spend More Time With Netflix Queue

DES MOINES, IA-Area man Daniel Hammond has, according to sources, left his job as a soft drink vendor in order to stay at home and spend more time with his growing Netflix Queue. Hammond, 29, began his subscription two years ago, when his wife ca...

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Funny story: Obama Points Out that Nation's Lack of Jobs Is Evidence of American Productivity and Efficiency: "We get our jobs done."

Obama Points Out that Nation's Lack of Jobs Is Evidence of American Productivity and Efficiency: "We get our jobs done."

Throughout his reelection campaign, President Obama has remained unfazed by Republican accusations that the American economy has deteriorated significantly during his presidency. Despite record-high unemployment levels and the constant charge that "t...

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Funny story: Britain's last crumpet factory closes

Britain's last crumpet factory closes

There was wailing on the streets of Bradford as Kingsburton closed the last crumpet factory operating in Britain. "We have been making crumpets in Bradford for nearly four hundred years," said Kingsburton spokesman, Hillary Hovis. "Unfortunately,...

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Funny story: New Government Scheme Will Create Millions Of Jobs!

New Government Scheme Will Create Millions Of Jobs!

A new government jobs creation scheme is to be brought in this April. From April all current back-to-work schemes will be gradually phased out. Announcing the new scheme today Prime Minister David Cameron said he fully expects it to create millions o...

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Funny story: Joblessness could affect millions

Joblessness could affect millions

With unemployment among the working classes reaching record levels, a similar problem could well permeate the upper classes. Increasing numbers of toffs are worrying about 'joblessness' (which is a posh word for 'unemployment'). And hundreds of JS...

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Funny story: Obama's Economic Growth Plan - Fire 80,000 in US Military

Obama's Economic Growth Plan - Fire 80,000 in US Military

WASHINGTON, DC - In his State of The Union Address, President Obama praised US troops for their hard work, competence, honor, selfless service, and ability to exceed expectations. Afterward, he announced that he would fire 80,000 members of the US Ar...

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Funny story: 300,000 immigrants claim benefits

300,000 immigrants claim benefits

The UK government has today released shocking statistics that as many as 300,000 immigrants in Britain are claiming benefits, on top of the many millions of Britons who claim them. For years, Britain has led the world in unemployment. The dole qu...

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Funny story: Riot at Nottingham's Parliament Street Jobcentre Plus!

Riot at Nottingham's Parliament Street Jobcentre Plus!

There was panic in Nottingham city centre this morning, when it was mistakenly published in the 'Free paper', that the Jobcentre Plus on Parliament Street had got 333 new jobs just come in, in error for 3 new jobs. As soon as the crowd rushed the...

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Funny story: Liverpool Unemployment Shock

Liverpool Unemployment Shock

A new study has revealed the astonishing fact that there are now 3.9 million households in Britain where not one person works, and whose only income consists entirely of welfare benefits. The study, which was undertaken by the Confederation of Dis...

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Funny story: Job Centre Conundrum

Job Centre Conundrum

The Government announced that strange new powers were to be granted to Job Centre staff. As well as teaching them advanced telepathy, speed wanking to Facebook profiles they will be given the ability to order people to work for free before they are a...

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Funny story: Many Youngsters Still Refusing To Work For Nothing!

Many Youngsters Still Refusing To Work For Nothing!

The government is to finally clamp down hard on unemployed work-shy youths who refuse to work for nothing. The promise to deal with the problem of 'youths with principles' who continue to expect to be paid for their labour was made by the Prime M...

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Funny story: Adopt an unemployed person scheme in pipeline

Adopt an unemployed person scheme in pipeline

A controversial new scheme announced by George Osborne today will give tax payers the opportunity to 'adopt' an unemployed person for as little as £5 a month. The scheme will provide bi-monthly updates on how the jobless adoptee is progressing in...

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Funny story: Baby Boombers Starting to Turn

Baby Boombers Starting to Turn

Emmaus, PA - The smell of something rotten is in the air in Emmaus. Emmaus, according to local constable Finass, used to smell pretty fine. But now the constable often complains of bad odors, especially when called upon to arrest one of the many ba...

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Funny story: Jobless Youth Finally Sort Themselves Out

Jobless Youth Finally Sort Themselves Out

Feelings of total ambivalence overtook each other today as 2,000 mud-slinging, disease ridden peasants of the underworld descended on Trafalgar Square. Cries of outrage and shrieks of gay abandonment were heard for miles around as thirty years of...

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Funny story: USA discovers way to eliminate unemployment

USA discovers way to eliminate unemployment

Unemployment statistics in the US plummeted this month, as another 100,000 people gave up looking for work. People who have given up looking for a job do not count in the official statistics. It is not known what has happened to those people. They...

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