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Funny story: The Importance of Clean Briefs Chapter 1

The Importance of Clean Briefs Chapter 1

The days had turned dark and ominous for the elves of the Kingdom of Dodgedom. A great evil had imparted itself on this once merry and happy Kingdom, greatly souring the elves spirits as well as their milk. Yes, it is sad to say that where there was once happiness there is now sorrow. The laughter had changed to crying and the sunshine to rain. Parties had turned into mere funerals for lost...

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Funny story: What's Thong With That?

What's Thong With That?

Flamboyant makeup and fashion stylist to the stars Jean-Pierre D'Alpuget, 45, was caught on closed circuit television last Wednesday trying on frilly laced underwear at a swanky department store in Vancouver, Canada. When stopped by store securi...

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Funny story: Queen's knickers and other royal items 'missing' after Obama Palace stay!

Queen's knickers and other royal items 'missing' after Obama Palace stay!

London - Someone rifled through HM's drawers and made off with dozens of pairs of Bridget Jones-style undies, a Palace footman revealed today. Also missing from the royal inventory are two dozen George III silver teaspoons, an Ormolu candelabra in...

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Funny story: Louise Minchin approached by the EPL WAGS for fashion advice; Victoria Beckham first in line

Louise Minchin approached by the EPL WAGS for fashion advice; Victoria Beckham first in line

Louise Minchin (or Louise Mingeking as she is known by many) has been approached by many of the wives of the rich and famous, for fashion advice. Many say they have often been approached - prior to interviews - regarding their mode of dress, espec...

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Funny story: Beckham to launch own 'ladies underwear' range

Beckham to launch own 'ladies underwear' range

David Beckham is to launch his own 'ladies underwear' range following the launching of his undies for men. Advertising for the men's range features David on huge billboards showing off his six pack, dressed in undies bearing his name. The tightie...

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Funny story: Chelsea Striker Didier Drogba finally reveals why he does not wear underwear and comments on Torres' arrival at Chelsea

Chelsea Striker Didier Drogba finally reveals why he does not wear underwear and comments on Torres' arrival at Chelsea

Chelsea Striker, Didier Drogba, who recently turned 33, finally revealed to one of our reporters why he does not wear underwear. Apparently, when growing up, his family could only afford to buy the absolute essentials, which did NOT include under...

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Funny story: 'Skinnymalinx" Victoria's Secret Model Is Gradually Vanishing

'Skinnymalinx" Victoria's Secret Model Is Gradually Vanishing

A skeletal thin lingerie model is gradually fading away. She is gradually growing thinner and thinner. The South African beauty is worried by her gradual loss of weight. She said, "I bought some special 'vanishing cream' and rubbed it on my butt...

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Funny story: Kristen Stewart's Panties On eBay

Kristen Stewart's Panties On eBay

Panties purporting to be Kristen Stewart's are fetching prices of more $3,000 on eBay. But insiders say the unwary buyers are being conned. Just last week, an unknown buyer coughed up $3,250 for a pair of "Slightly soiled, worn once, open-crotc...

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Funny story: Victoria's Secret: Models Wear Crotchless Panties Because There's No There There

Victoria's Secret: Models Wear Crotchless Panties Because There's No There There

At long last the secret that has been hidden from true believers has been revealed; the nymphet models for this provocative display of flesh have legs so long that they are virtual infinitesimal parallelograms. That being so, the fact that they...

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Funny story: Valentine's Day Shopping Frenzy

Valentine's Day Shopping Frenzy

Shops across the UK have braced themselves for the influx of inexperienced male shoppers desperately trying to find a last second Valentine's Day gift for their partners. "We've put extra staff on," said Mark St John, manager of Lataman, Altrincha...

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Funny story: Brett Favre to Quarterback Lingerie Football League Expansion Team In Green Bay

Brett Favre to Quarterback Lingerie Football League Expansion Team In Green Bay

Tarnished legacy Quarterback Brett Favre is hoping that football fans in Green Bay Wisconsin have forgotten how the future Hall Of Famer f--ked them over by September, because he will be playing for Green Bay next season. In the Lingerie Football...

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Funny story: Jasmine Villegas Reveals An Interesting Intimate Secret About Justin Bieber

Jasmine Villegas Reveals An Interesting Intimate Secret About Justin Bieber

LOS ANGELES - Jasmine Villegas, who not only was Justin Bieber's opening act last year but who also dated the young Canadian for two months has revealed an intimate detail about the Bieber. Villegas, 17, who starred on the Disney Channel's spin-of...

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Funny story: Queen's knickers auction in Florida

Queen's knickers auction in Florida

Miami - (Reuterus & Ass Mess): The Xtra-Large pink M&S stretch polyester undies were left by the Queen on a private plane to Chile circa 1968. They are being auctioned by the estate of 'Baron' Joseph de Bicske Dobrony who paid General Pino...

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Funny story: Ghana bans the sales of second hand knickers, what a load of old "pussy"!

Ghana bans the sales of second hand knickers, what a load of old "pussy"!

The selling of second hand knickers has been banned in Ghana: Markets, second-hand shops, even brothels are not allowed to issue used knickers to Ghanaian women, even if they can't afford new ones. This situation has caused a lot of pleasure for G...

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Funny story: Tess Sends E-bay in to Meltdown

Tess Sends E-bay in to Meltdown

Internet auction site E-bay went in to meltdown on Friday night when Tess Daly co-host of BBC's Children in Need announced that the underwear she was wearing that night would be auctioned on their web site with the proceeds going to Children in Need...

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Funny story: Barack Obama blamed for Tea party's underwear disaster

Barack Obama blamed for Tea party's underwear disaster

The Tea Party's underwear related problems continue to cause concern amongst its members, as it was announced today that Sarah Palin had accidentally put her panties on inside out. This incident is only the latest in a string of underwear problems...

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Funny story: Nigella Lawson's New Series To Boost Bra Sales

Nigella Lawson's New Series To Boost Bra Sales

Bra sales at big girls' underwear stores like Bravissimo are set to rocket as top totty TV cook Nigella Lawson began a new TV series last night. Ms Lawson's new series, Nigella Kitchen, launched a 13-week run with an episode featuring such delight...

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