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Funny story: Ukraine's Defense Minister Mistakenly Buys Wrong Kind of Tanks

Ukraine's Defense Minister Mistakenly Buys Wrong Kind of Tanks

Kiev, Ukraine - The acting Defense Minister for Ukraine, Colonel General Mykhailo Koval, was put on administrative leave this week after one of his top aides mistakenly ordered septic tanks to replace the country's current armored forces of aging Rus...

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Funny story: Good, bad, and ugly elections via White House suds 'n duds laundry operations

Good, bad, and ugly elections via White House suds 'n duds laundry operations

Rumor has it that departed White House Press Secretary Jay Carney once compared the job now occupied by Josh Earnest to running a laundromat. Top quality detergent is essential to getting response to issues correct and clean. Recently a good el...

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Funny story: The Blame In Ukraine Lies Mainly in The Brain (of Putin)

The Blame In Ukraine Lies Mainly in The Brain (of Putin)

Russian separatists in Ukraine, eager to show the world just how diplomatic and democratic they are in their newly taken over territory, smashed voting tables, threatened vote takers and surrounded the home of a man vocally in support of elections...

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Funny story: The Milkybar Kid sweeps to Ukrainian Presidency win

The Milkybar Kid sweeps to Ukrainian Presidency win

Chicken Kiev, Ukraine - A former child actor who played the Milkybar Kid on Ukrainian TV ads circa 1969 has been elected the country's new President this weekend. 'Candy King' Petro Poroshenko wooed voters with a 'free pair of Snickers for every...

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Funny story: US State Department thinking bon bon and eclairs victory celebration for May 25 election in Ukraine

US State Department thinking bon bon and eclairs victory celebration for May 25 election in Ukraine

With "chocolate king" Petro Poroshenko likely to become Ukraine's President in the May 25 elections, politicians in Kiev and the US are reconsidering the old adage "You can't have your cake and eat it too." Eclairs, bon bons, and chocolate cake fr...

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Funny story: Vladimir Putin: Mission Accomplished

Vladimir Putin: Mission Accomplished

Unlike President Bush, President Vladimir Putin did not fly in a navy jet, land on an aircraft carrier and announce: Mission Accomplished! Instead, Mr. Putin sailed on a white cabin cruiser (that looked more oligarch than Russian Navy) into the Crime...

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Funny story: Ukraine elections in dispute by White House and Yats

Ukraine elections in dispute by White House and Yats

Yesterday the White House said "it does not recognize" results of the Ukraine referendum on Sunday. An "illegal" process. Arseniy "Yats" Yatsenyuk called it "farce." But in February, when Kiev protesters drove President Yanukovich from office--...

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Funny story: Bundy offers militias to rescue Nigerian girls and help out in Ukraine or wherever more cowboy forces are needed

Bundy offers militias to rescue Nigerian girls and help out in Ukraine or wherever more cowboy forces are needed

Notorious for his defiance of laws requiring tax for grazing cattle on federal lands, Mr. Cliven Bundy has advanced rapidly toward leadership in world affairs. Mr. Bundy is now offering to help United States military operations in special circumst...

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Funny story: New York Times nominated as State Department's official representative on Ukraine and elsewhere

New York Times nominated as State Department's official representative on Ukraine and elsewhere

Vice President Joe Biden's office has confirmed that The New York Times has now been given official status as a spokesperson for US government interests, supplementing the role of White House spokesperson Jay Carney. According to a member of Mr. B...

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Funny story: Russia: We Will Bomb Ukraine Into The Stone Age Message Welcomed By Kiev

Russia: We Will Bomb Ukraine Into The Stone Age Message Welcomed By Kiev

The Ukrainian Government has welcomed Russia's promise of "bombing them into the stone age" and see it as a chance to progress. "By advancing the Ukrainian people, from our current state of anthropological sub-infancy into the earliest dawning of...

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Funny story: Ukraine Tank Congestion Solved by Mayor of London

Ukraine Tank Congestion Solved by Mayor of London

The innovative and flamboyant Ccmedy star and Mayor of London, Boris Johnson has returned from a successful mission in Russia and The Ukraine to solve the problematic tank congestion crisis. Exasperated Tank Commanders with nowhere to park have b...

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Funny story: Russian Jets Enter Ukraine Airspace, Top Gun's Maverick Dispatched to Region

Russian Jets Enter Ukraine Airspace, Top Gun's Maverick Dispatched to Region

Washington, D.C. - As tensions continue to escalate between Russia and Ukraine, Russian President Putin has ordered his fighter jet pilots to flirt with crossing into Ukrainian airspace to tempt a response from the smaller country. In respons...

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Funny story: Russian Navy Steal Isle of Man

Russian Navy Steal Isle of Man

The Government is holding emergency talks with Russia after the Russian navy stole the Isle of Man and moved it to within just 1 mile of the Russian coast in an attempt to catapult the UK into the Ukraine/Russian war. The daring raid took place l...

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Funny story: Hague - No Ginger Beer for Russia Until Putin Leaves Best Bits Of Ukraine Alone - So There!!'

Hague - No Ginger Beer for Russia Until Putin Leaves Best Bits Of Ukraine Alone - So There!!'

Foreign Secretary and Ginger Beer heir, William Hague said this morning: "We will take sanctions to a fourth level and make sure no - one in Russia can get Ginger Beer if secret agents, plain clothes soldiers and tanks do not immediately leave the be...

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Funny story: Master tour for war art across the globe planned to include Syria, Ukraine, and Iran, guarded by sundry military units

Master tour for war art across the globe planned to include Syria, Ukraine, and Iran, guarded by sundry military units

Inspired by President George W. Bush's recent entry into the world of art, a new tour is being launched to inform and charm the globe on current and developing wars. Chancellor Angela Merkel offers a large self-portrait, with her left hand holding...

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Funny story: Russia Orders "Chicken Kiev" Stricken From Restaurant Menus

Russia Orders "Chicken Kiev" Stricken From Restaurant Menus

Moscow - Russian President Vladimir Putin has issued an executive order requiring all restaurants in Russia to strike the dish 'Chicken Kiev' from their menus. Although Putin does not need the approval of the legislative branch of the Russian Federa...

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Funny story: One Ukranian soldier armed with a shovel continues to guard barracks in Crimea

One Ukranian soldier armed with a shovel continues to guard barracks in Crimea

Most of the Ukranian forces have pulled out of Crimea but one man remains, determined to hold his ground. First Sergeant Ihor Rodchenko is the exception. Stationed a few miles out of the provincial capital, he defiantly maintains his post. The...

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