Research scientists at the University of Newcastle have made a startling link between DNA from ugly people and a particular variety of celery mainly used in vegetable packet soups. The research, based on a sample of 540 people who described thems...
Just to prove the fact that humans are, WELL, pretty ugly, generally, thousands of them stripped off their clothes in front of the Sydney Opera house and proved the point! Fatties, skinnies, pregnant women, beer-gutted fathers, balding women/men,...
A retarded father from New Mexico was arrested by police after walking through downtown Albuquerque with a loaded shotgun which he pointed at men who were in the immediate area. The man's name is Ricardo Alfonzo Sanchez and he told police he was t...
(Defecated News) Some call it cynical electioneering, other call it genius. Whatever people think of it, one thing is certain - it will be passed as law by very soon. As of next week, people considered by the governenment to be 'fucking munters'...
The Forestry Commission has recently added the fictional Ugly tree to its list of endangered species. The Ugly Tree, which has given rise to a number of catch phrases, as well as a number of Politicians, David Mellor, and Eastender Dean Gaffney ha...
A man who recently died, and who later managed to contact his wife through tarot cards, has revealed that God is actually way more ugly than originally expected. Kevin Jones was killed by a high velocity squirrel and because he was of good charact...
A hideously ugly radio DJ was mistakenly hired to present a daytime chat show. Thomas 'DJ Tommo' Thomas, 46, from Bournemouth was supposed to be one of those 'seen but not heard' type presenters but a mix-up with the rosters at the BBC meant that...
Oklahoma City -- A war of words erupted today after KFUG, Channel 12, defended itself against charges of "deep-seated bias favoring the ugly" by local media watchdog group, Fairness in Broadcasting (FiB). According to FiB, the group has repeatedl...
The recipient of the world's first male face transplant has launched an unprecedented attack on the previous owner of his face. James Maki, 59, who underwent the operation after suffering severe facial damage in a subway accident, launched into hi...
Controversy today in the world of showbiz, as an attractive person was found to be, actually, not that attractive after all!?!?! The supposedly gorgeous, famous person was snapped by pap's rushing out of her house and jumping into her car, appeari...
LONGWOOD, VA - Doctor Ilf Ayverd had to perform seven vasectomies today, but he says that's half the number of a busy day. He believes, like many other doctors, that the recent unprecedented rise in vasectomy rates is related to an explosion in the...
This is the big question many people are asking around the world as to whether they should look like a ninja warrior or just to be themselves - damn well ugly. We have compiled a list of the advantages and disadvantages of wearing a veil. The advantages If you've had a bad hair do you can hide under the veil You don't need to shave everyday, Its one way of getting all your cousins i...
The World's most ugliest woman has been shot dead by police in China after neighbors in her village claimed she was 'scaring' their children. Claire Zang Pho Duckworth, 26, suffered from a rare illness which made her repulsive to look at - however...
The World's most ugliest man has been shot dead by police in China after neighbors in his village claimed he was 'scaring' their children. Xi Zang Pho Phi, 26, suffered from a rare illness which made him repulsive to look at - however he had manag...
Former small time boxer and bouncer, Bruno "The Bruno" Bratcher has been arrested by Forgytown police and remanded in custody tonight in Boogertown jail for 'just being too amazingly ugly'. Mr. Bratcher was travelling south on the 231 when he was...
Demi Moore has received some shocking news from her agent, Frank Telling. Telling has told her the reason she has been rebuffed from several parts that she auditioned for in recent months. "Basically," said Misty Morning, Telling's assistant, "she...
She should never have done it. She should have just left it alone. But she didn't. The mother of EIGHT babies, all at once, Nadya Sillywoman, of Witless Ca, unemployed, with six kids already and jobless, had the effrontery to pose for photographs...
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