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Funny story: US Navy Sponsors Iranian Speedboat Races

US Navy Sponsors Iranian Speedboat Races

TEHRAN (FMLiveWire) - The US navy has sponsored popular speedboat racing by Iranian navy enthusiasts in the Straits of Hormuz area of the Persian Gulf.

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Funny story: U.S. to Outsource Navy to Carnival Cruise Line

U.S. to Outsource Navy to Carnival Cruise Line

Camp Pendleton, CA (CNN) - Admiral Isaac Washington announced today that in an effort to reduce costs and encourage enlistment the Navy will be outsourcing the Pacific Fleet to Carnival Cruise Lines. The Navy is also currently working on a deal to ou...

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Funny story: Battleship USS Bush Unveiled

Battleship USS Bush Unveiled

Virginia Beach, Virginia (IP) - The newest and mightiest battle ship ever built was unveiled today. It was christened the USS Bush. Its forte but not single purpose is friendly fire. The ship is powered by fear and scare tactics.

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Funny story: Gay Sailor discharged from US Navy repents, commits felony, joins Army

Gay Sailor discharged from US Navy repents, commits felony, joins Army

Fort Gordon, Georgia (UPI) - Former Petty Officer Second-Class Stefan Bozeman, an Arabic translator in the US Navy, was accidentally 'outed' via random electronic surveillance and then discharged under the military's "Don't Ask,...

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Funny story: US Navy Submarine Mounted By Giant Sperm Whale

US Navy Submarine Mounted By Giant Sperm Whale

Seamen of the USS Wyoming, a US Navy fast attack submarine stationed off the coast of Central American, had a rough jolt this morning after a gigantic sperm whale, in a gross case of mistaken identity, tried to mount the submarine and one of it's...

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Funny story: Rocketeers Miss Battleship, Sent Home to Practice

Rocketeers Miss Battleship, Sent Home to Practice

Aqaba -- Terrorists fired a pair of Katyusah missiles at US Navy Warships docked at the Red Sea resort of Aqaba, but missed. "My God," said Lieutenant Commander Gilligan Giles, "The USS Ashland is a sitting duck! We're bigger tha...

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Funny story: Haitian Missile Crisis Resolved!

Haitian Missile Crisis Resolved!

The world cast a giant sign of relief today as Haiti and The United States retreated from the brink of war. Unconfirmed sources report that US bombers are returning to their bases and the US Navy has ended its blockade of the Caribbean Nation. The Ha...

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