Basra, Iraq. Yesterday - As British forces withdrew from this southern Iraq city, they were replaced by US Army personnel, who immediately complained about the food on offer at the British base. Upon being presented with a Full English Breakfast,...
The number of troops diagnosed as overweight or obese has more than doubled since the start of the Iraq war, yet another example of stress and strains of continuing combat deployments, according to a recent Pentagon study. "This is serious", state...
As the US economy crashes and Bush administration officials run for cover, the military protocol for informing families of dead sons and daughters seems to have lost some of its sensitivity. In better times, a personal visit to the home with a we...
Washington DC: President Elect Obama has informally asked his Secretary of Defense Robert Gates to think about how defense spending could be cut, without sacrificing military systems development, operational readiness and troop welfare. The Presi...
Washington, DC/Army Times - In his first assault on the Constitution, President elect Obama has ordered his new cabinet and a compliant Congress, to expedite his vision for a politically controlled armed force to take control in the event of a "Natio...
In a shock and awe statement to the press this morning President Brush, accompanied at the podium by UK Sub-Prime Minister Gordon Brown, declared that the two countries had mutually agreed to disband their respective military forces forthwith. Cit...
Ft. Dix, NJ/ Basic Training in Pine Barrens - Saying he wanted to learn more about the military, Barack Obama took 4 hours off from campaigning to take a compressed basic training course. Scoring 85 out of a possible 100 on the final physical and wri...
A super-secret nuclear weapons project, thought to be inactive since the mid-2000s, has been re-activated and revealed to the world media. Project: Metal Gear was the US Government's codename for a series of bi-pedal tanks that it was developing i...
Thousands of people have attended a big rally in the centre of Baghdad to say "thank you" to the soldiers of America and Britain for all their help that has returned Iraq to normal.
Washington - Today Pentagon officials announced the formation of the newest branch of military service, The United States Morale Corps. Joining the Coast Guard, Navy, Marines, Air force, and Army, the Morale corps will provide members of the other se...
The U.S Army announced today that it would be recalling thousands of aging WWII veterans to active duty over the next few months amid recent recruiting shortfalls and troop retention troubles.
Fort Campbell, KY - Today the U.S Army unveiled its newest Helicopter, the UH-60M. The "Mike model," as its affectionately known among those who fly it, will replace its aging Fleet of UH-60A/L model Aircraft Which first entered service in...
Senator John McCain declared on Thursday that most American troops will be home from Europe by Christmas 1945 and that France will soon be a functioning democracy with only "spasmodic'' episodes of goose-stepping and pro-Vichy gr...
Washington, DC - The Department of Defense is experimenting with replacing Jesus as an element of basic training in favor of more warlike deities, such as Thor and Zeus. "We have nothing against the Prince of Peace," said the religious consultant...
January 2008 :: Ft. Monroe, VA - The U.S. Army, after fighting to get a seemingly decade-long recruiting monkey off of it's collective back, has light at the end of it's tunnel. The Army TRADOC (Training and Doctrine) Command...
Reports today that the US Army has exceeded their recruitment goals for 2007 have been verified. US Secretary of Defense, Robert Gates told reporters with Black recruitment down 58%, the Army's top brass had no other choice but to think "out...
It was announced today at the Pentagon that the United States Army was going to switch over to using hybrid tanks in its ground forces. The American military is the single-largest purchaser and consumer of oil in the world, the total of which consume...
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