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Funny story: Number Of Overweight U.S. Troops Double

Number Of Overweight U.S. Troops Double

The number of troops diagnosed as overweight or obese has more than doubled since the start of the Iraq war, yet another example of stress and strains of continuing combat deployments, according to a recent Pentagon study. "This is serious", state...

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Funny story: US Army Informs Bereaved families with To Whom It May Concern Text Message

US Army Informs Bereaved families with To Whom It May Concern Text Message

As the US economy crashes and Bush administration officials run for cover, the military protocol for informing families of dead sons and daughters seems to have lost some of its sensitivity. In better times, a personal visit to the home with a we...

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Funny story: Defense Spending to be Reduced

Defense Spending to be Reduced

Washington DC: President Elect Obama has informally asked his Secretary of Defense Robert Gates to think about how defense spending could be cut, without sacrificing military systems development, operational readiness and troop welfare. The Presi...

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Funny story: Congress Responds to Obama Mandate:Rushes OK for 20k Armed Troops to "Secure" US!

Congress Responds to Obama Mandate:Rushes OK for 20k Armed Troops to "Secure" US!

Washington, DC/Army Times - In his first assault on the Constitution, President elect Obama has ordered his new cabinet and a compliant Congress, to expedite his vision for a politically controlled armed force to take control in the event of a "Natio...

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Funny story: US and UK to Disband Military Forces

US and UK to Disband Military Forces

In a shock and awe statement to the press this morning President Brush, accompanied at the podium by UK Sub-Prime Minister Gordon Brown, declared that the two countries had mutually agreed to disband their respective military forces forthwith. Cit...

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Funny story: Obama Takes on NRA, Says He Will Ban Guns from Military!

Obama Takes on NRA, Says He Will Ban Guns from Military!

Ft. Dix, NJ/ Basic Training in Pine Barrens - Saying he wanted to learn more about the military, Barack Obama took 4 hours off from campaigning to take a compressed basic training course. Scoring 85 out of a possible 100 on the final physical and wri...

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Funny story: Super Secret Military Project Re-activated

Super Secret Military Project Re-activated

A super-secret nuclear weapons project, thought to be inactive since the mid-2000s, has been re-activated and revealed to the world media. Project: Metal Gear was the US Government's codename for a series of bi-pedal tanks that it was developing i...

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Funny story: Iraqi People Thank American and British Soldiers

Iraqi People Thank American and British Soldiers

Thousands of people have attended a big rally in the centre of Baghdad to say "thank you" to the soldiers of America and Britain for all their help that has returned Iraq to normal.

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Funny story: Pentagon announces formation of United States morale corps

Pentagon announces formation of United States morale corps

Washington - Today Pentagon officials announced the formation of the newest branch of military service, The United States Morale Corps. Joining the Coast Guard, Navy, Marines, Air force, and Army, the Morale corps will provide members of the other se...

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Funny story: U.S Army Recalls thousands of WWII Vets to active duty

U.S Army Recalls thousands of WWII Vets to active duty

The U.S Army announced today that it would be recalling thousands of aging WWII veterans to active duty over the next few months amid recent recruiting shortfalls and troop retention troubles.

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Funny story: U.S Army unviels new Blackhawk Helicopter

U.S Army unviels new Blackhawk Helicopter

Fort Campbell, KY - Today the U.S Army unveiled its newest Helicopter, the UH-60M. The "Mike model," as its affectionately known among those who fly it, will replace its aging Fleet of UH-60A/L model Aircraft Which first entered service in...

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Funny story: McCain Sees Troops Coming Home by 1945

McCain Sees Troops Coming Home by 1945

Senator John McCain declared on Thursday that most American troops will be home from Europe by Christmas 1945 and that France will soon be a functioning democracy with only "spasmodic'' episodes of goose-stepping and pro-Vichy gr...

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Funny story: Pentagon to replace Jesus with Thor, Zeus

Pentagon to replace Jesus with Thor, Zeus

Washington, DC - The Department of Defense is experimenting with replacing Jesus as an element of basic training in favor of more warlike deities, such as Thor and Zeus. "We have nothing against the Prince of Peace," said the religious consultant...

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Funny story: Army Anxious About New Positions Available

Army Anxious About New Positions Available

January 2008 :: Ft. Monroe, VA - The U.S. Army, after fighting to get a seemingly decade-long recruiting monkey off of it's collective back, has light at the end of it's tunnel. The Army TRADOC (Training and Doctrine) Command...

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Funny story: US Army far exceeds recruitment goals for 2007; relies heavily on unconventional and creative recruiting practices; WWII generation reports feeling alive again

US Army far exceeds recruitment goals for 2007; relies heavily on unconventional and creative recruiting practices; WWII generation reports feeling alive again

Reports today that the US Army has exceeded their recruitment goals for 2007 have been verified. US Secretary of Defense, Robert Gates told reporters with Black recruitment down 58%, the Army's top brass had no other choice but to think "out...

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Funny story: US to feature hybrid battle tanks

US to feature hybrid battle tanks

It was announced today at the Pentagon that the United States Army was going to switch over to using hybrid tanks in its ground forces. The American military is the single-largest purchaser and consumer of oil in the world, the total of which consume...

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Funny story: Private Security Organisation Announce Life Insurance Plans

Private Security Organisation Announce Life Insurance Plans

A US private security organisation, at the centre of the ongoing investigation into killing of 17 innocent Iraqi civilians, has announced plans to sell Life Insurance.

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