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Funny story: Challenging French rural eco plumbing freaks out pilgrims to Bugarach apocalypse site

Challenging French rural eco plumbing freaks out pilgrims to Bugarach apocalypse site

Aude, France - A camper van convoy heading south to the apocalyptic 2012 town of Bugarach is threatening to sue UK tour operators HippyWheels amid a gruelling three day experience of local extreme plumbing. Treacherous wintry conditions saw the cl...

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Funny story: Google Earth shows Chinese 'Area 51' hiding vast alien hangar: reports

Google Earth shows Chinese 'Area 51' hiding vast alien hangar: reports

Gansu Province - The huge UFO monster responsible for gobbling up Russia's $160 million Zenit-2SB rocket-powered Phobos-Grunt probe last week is believed to be stationed at the top secret Ding Xin military air base. Google Earth pictures released...

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Funny story: UFO belting out prophetic 'Silvio's Mother' in Rome lap-of-honor flypast!

UFO belting out prophetic 'Silvio's Mother' in Rome lap-of-honor flypast!

Rome - - The Italian Scare Force was out in numbers today as the dulcet strains of an adapted Dr Hook & The Medicine Show 1972 smash hit were heard resonating from a giant UFO mothership over the Roman skyline at dawn. The flypast coincided wi...

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Funny story: UFO mothership snaffles up Russia's Phobos probe

UFO mothership snaffles up Russia's Phobos probe

Bloodyvostock - A $160 million Zenit-2SB rocket-powered Phobos-Grunt probe has been gobbled up by a 'massive mother******' just outside the Van Allen Belt distraught Russian space agency sources said today. The huge UFO mothership is known to lurk...

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Funny story: Werritty and Fox 'like Laurel & Hardy' at UFO alien summit

Werritty and Fox 'like Laurel & Hardy' at UFO alien summit

London - Videoed by International Space Station astronauts the dodgy and buffoonish Tory stand-up double act was captured negotiating crucial Space Treaty terms with some Persian-looking aliens and a Mexican drug cartel hitman. The summit onboard...

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Funny story: UFO contrails trace Yom Kippur eruv

UFO contrails trace Yom Kippur eruv

Jerusalem - A new directive from the Supreme Alien Council has seen the demarcation of large parts of Planet Earth with an Atonement Day eruv. The quasi-religious mechanism traditionally transforms an enclosed shared living area into a communal on...

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Funny story: Have the Time Team found ET?

Have the Time Team found ET?

Following a recent excavation in Northumberland for Channel Four's Time Team, Tony Robinson has confirmed the discovery of remains believed to be from a space craft of unknown origin. Discovered in a blast crater, the remains appear to be those o...

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Funny story: Two-sun 'Star Wars' planet lies on UFO rat run

Two-sun 'Star Wars' planet lies on UFO rat run

Groom Lake, Nevada - NASA HQ sources said today the binary stars orbited by newly discovered Kepler-16b act as the perfect visual foil to camouflage UFO traffic. The Tatooine-like planet is bathed in sunlight for 99% of its 30-hour day and lies on...

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Funny story: '9/11 UFO mothership' behind US/Mexico power outage seen over Balmoral Castle

'9/11 UFO mothership' behind US/Mexico power outage seen over Balmoral Castle

Scotland - Its Ground Zero 10th anniversary lap of honor sucked the West Coast power grid supplying five million Arizona, California and Mexico homes on Thursday. This morning the same alien flagship was spotted hovering close to the Queen's Scott...

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Funny story: 'Stop Using Loch Ness As A Toilet' aliens told amid UFO 'blue ice' dump

'Stop Using Loch Ness As A Toilet' aliens told amid UFO 'blue ice' dump

Scotland - 'Mayday! Mayday! Extraterrestrial space shit attack!' The SOS message, picked up Saturday evening on marine emergency frequencies, saw Scotland's premier eerie loch trawled by rescue services after locals reported seeing a large blue b...

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Funny story: Riot cops fear 'psychotic' UFO mothership dumping toxic blue ice on Inner City hellholes

Riot cops fear 'psychotic' UFO mothership dumping toxic blue ice on Inner City hellholes

London - "Don't blame this 'alien shit' for the breakdown of law and order," a Home Office spokesman snarled at crunchtime today. The fierce rebuttal comes amid multiple sightings of a rogue spacecraft dumping over urban hotspots. Historically...

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Funny story: Rash of flying saucer-shaped wedding hats 'proves royals are all aliens'

Rash of flying saucer-shaped wedding hats 'proves royals are all aliens'

Scotland - Their tin-foil linings aren't always visible to paparazzi lenses because of Palace deals aimed at stopping the Queen's relatives looking stoopid. But yesterday's Edinburgh turnout saw a new outbreak of daft UFO-shaped fascinators as Hou...

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Funny story: Bong-shaped UFO over Winehouse pad on night of her RIP - reports

Bong-shaped UFO over Winehouse pad on night of her RIP - reports

London - A giant flying bong from outer space was seen hovering over Camden Square last weekend close to Amy Winehouse's two million quid pad. Eyewitnesses reported seeing curly plumes of pungent smoke above the NW1 rooftops as the craft spelled o...

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Funny story: Duke and Duchess of Cambridge snub Cambridge

Duke and Duchess of Cambridge snub Cambridge

(Si Cofant, Royal correspondent): The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge have moved into their first royal residence as a married couple, an apartment in Kensington Palace. The Duchess was said to have been 'overwhelmed' when she saw it for the first tim...

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Funny story: Wapping UFO 'sucked emails from NewsCorpse archive'

Wapping UFO 'sucked emails from NewsCorpse archive'

London - A mystery craft 'armed with a 1,000ft plunger' was seen servicing sewers under the newspaper HQ. It then took off in a northerly direction leaving behind toxic contrails 'that looked awfully like the letters IOU'. Witnesses described t...

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Funny story: Crop Circle Discovered In Pensioner's Garden

Crop Circle Discovered In Pensioner's Garden

[Burnley Echo] Conspiracy theorists were buzzing today after photographs were published of what appears to be a crop circle in a pensioner's garden. The out-of-this-world design, which resembles a giant penis, was first spotted by eager-eyed grandmot...

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Funny story: Independence Day crop circle sprouts on Holyrood Palace lawn

Independence Day crop circle sprouts on Holyrood Palace lawn

Edinburgh - A Stars and Stripes crop circle composed entirely of the reviled Christmas Day brassicas has sprung up outside the Queen's bedroom window in Scotland. Its appearance on Holyrood Palace's lush turds - er...turves! - came within minutes...

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