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Funny story: 'Two and A Half Men' Goes On Without Charlie "The Former Mr. $1.8 Million Per Show" Sheen

'Two and A Half Men' Goes On Without Charlie "The Former Mr. $1.8 Million Per Show" Sheen

HOLLYWOOD - Well the moment of truth has finally arrived and the new season of Two and A Half Men aired on CBS (Cursed By Sheen). The Tinsel Town Times Tribune's Margarita Mixx remarked that the show's creator, producer, and head writer Chuck Lorr...

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Funny story: Charlie Sheen Explains Why He's Hitting On Lindsay Lohan

Charlie Sheen Explains Why He's Hitting On Lindsay Lohan

SHERMAN OAKS - Charlie Sheen has reportedly been emailing Lindsay Lohan and telling her that he truly understands what she is going through and that he wants to be her BFF (Best Friend Forever). According to Bedroom Pillow Talks Carolina Chipotle,...

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Funny story: Charlie Sheen and His Erotically Sexy Ex-Wife Brooke Mueller Spent Three Days 'Vavavooming' Down In The Land of Olé!

Charlie Sheen and His Erotically Sexy Ex-Wife Brooke Mueller Spent Three Days 'Vavavooming' Down In The Land of Olé!

CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico - Charlie Sheen may have lost his two goddesses but he more than made up for it with his ex-wife Brooke Mueller. The former happy couple looked happy again as Charlie whisked "Brooky" away to Cabo San Lucas to celebrate her...

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Funny story: Charlie Sheen and Heidi Montag Caught In An "A-Ha Moment" On Catalina Island

Charlie Sheen and Heidi Montag Caught In An "A-Ha Moment" On Catalina Island

CATALINA ISLAND - Charlie Sheen recently said that he no longer misses his two former goddesses Natalie Kenly and Rachel Oberlin and that he has burned all of the clothes items, shoes, and padded bras that they both left behind. He says that he re...

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Funny story: Charlie Sheen Talks Candidly With One Tough Cookie of A Reporter

Charlie Sheen Talks Candidly With One Tough Cookie of A Reporter

SHERMAN OAKS - The man who went from having two goddesses to being totally goddess-less now says that he realizes that the two were only using him to advance their own careers. Charlie Sheen has lots of nicknames but one that perhaps fits him the...

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Funny story: Charlie Sheen Set To Appear On The Charlie Sheen Show

Charlie Sheen Set To Appear On The Charlie Sheen Show

Word is spreading that Charlie Sheen could be back on British TV screens as he is set to appear on the new instalment of Celebrity Big Brother on Channel 5. However, a term in his rather lucrative contract states that Channel 5 must rename the sho...

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Funny story: Charlie Sheen Wants To Buy The Los Angeles Dodgers

Charlie Sheen Wants To Buy The Los Angeles Dodgers

LOS ANGELES - Charlie Sheen, the man who threw away the number one comedy show in America (Two and A Half Men) and who recently lost both of his goddesses along with lots of common sense brain cells [double negative alert!] cannot stand not to be in...

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Funny story: Charlie Sheen's Last Goddess Walks Out On Him - Sheen Demands She Return The $100,000 Mercedes-Benz

Charlie Sheen's Last Goddess Walks Out On Him - Sheen Demands She Return The $100,000 Mercedes-Benz

SHERMAN OAKS - It appears that Charlie "Tiger Blood Boy" Sheen has now ended up Goddessless as his last goddess Natalie Kenly has walked out of his intergalactic life. Sheen who was making $1.8 million per week on the then top rated sit-com Two an...

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Funny story: Lady Gaga Reveals That She Has a Lasciviously Lustful Crush On Charlie Sheen

Lady Gaga Reveals That She Has a Lasciviously Lustful Crush On Charlie Sheen

BOISE, Idaho - Lady Gaga who is definitely a one-woman travelling carnival sideshow has confided to one of her back up singers that she finds Charlie Sheen to be quite an intriguing individual. Gaga was in Boise visiting the infamous One Potato Tw...

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Funny story: CBS Replaces Charlie Sheen On 'Two and A Half Men' With Ashton Kutcher

CBS Replaces Charlie Sheen On 'Two and A Half Men' With Ashton Kutcher

HOLLYWOOD - The top executives at CBS are all as happy as woodpeckers in a Dutch wooden clog shoe factory. After meeting with actors Hugh Grant, John Stamos, Rob Lowe, and Jeremy Pivin the network and the creator, writer, and producer of Two and A...

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Funny story: Hugh Grant Turns Down Chance To Replace Charlie Sheen

Hugh Grant Turns Down Chance To Replace Charlie Sheen

Brit actor Hugh Grant has been asked to replace troubled actor Charlie Sheen in the next series of hit US TV comedy Two And A Half Men. But sources report that talks with the Bridget Jones's Diary star have stalled this week due to "creative diffe...

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Funny story: Jon Cryer To Teach "Two And A Half Men" Seminar At Harvard

Jon Cryer To Teach "Two And A Half Men" Seminar At Harvard

Jon Cryer, the former co-star of " Two And A Half Men" will be teaching a seminar at Harvard University based on the show. The seminar will be part of Harvard's "Examples Of Crap In Media" which is also tied to the very popular "Women's Extreme...

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Funny story: Chuck Lorre Says That He Has Finally Decided On A Replacement For Charlie Sheen On "Two and A Half Men"

Chuck Lorre Says That He Has Finally Decided On A Replacement For Charlie Sheen On "Two and A Half Men"

HOLLYWOOD - Chuck Lorre says that he did not invest an untold amount of time, money, and effort getting his hit show Two and A Half Men to the number one position on the television rankings to simply let the likes of Charlie "Tiger Blood Boy" Sheen r...

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Funny story: Tinsel Town Shocker: Justin Bieber May Agree To Join The Cast of 'Two and A Half Men'

Tinsel Town Shocker: Justin Bieber May Agree To Join The Cast of 'Two and A Half Men'

HOLLYWOOD - In what many entertainment media experts are calling a fantastic move by both CBS and the creator, producer, and writer of Two and A Half Men Chuck Lorre, teen singing sensation Justin Bieber may be joining the cast of the number one tele...

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Funny story: Charlie Sheen, Rob Pattinson, and Kristen Stewart To Begin Filming "Tiger Blood Boy - The Winning Warlock of The West"

Charlie Sheen, Rob Pattinson, and Kristen Stewart To Begin Filming "Tiger Blood Boy - The Winning Warlock of The West"

LOS ANGELES - Charlie "Space Traveler" Sheen and Twilight stars Rob Pattinson and Kristen Stewart have met with famed producer Bandini Borrapelli and have agreed to star in the science fiction - spy thriller Tiger Blood Boy - The Winning Warlock of T...

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Funny story: Jon Cryer Announces He Will Be Directing Charlie Sheen, Lindsay Lohan, and Bristol Palin In The Film "The Spoiled Circus Brats"

Jon Cryer Announces He Will Be Directing Charlie Sheen, Lindsay Lohan, and Bristol Palin In The Film "The Spoiled Circus Brats"

HOLLYWOOD - Actor Jon Cryer, former cast member on television's number one situation comedy Two and A Half Men, until Charlie "Tiger Blood Boy" Sheen messed up that little 'gold mine' of a show all to hell, will be stepping into the director's chair.

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Funny story: Hugh Laurie plays Charlie Sheen In Two and a Half Men

Hugh Laurie plays Charlie Sheen In Two and a Half Men

Hugh Laurie has played Charlie Parker in an episode of "Two and a Half Men". He tells a police officer that his niece won't be 'caught' shop-lifting again and that she is his favourite tax "write-off". Sheen has made an 'epic' deal and has organi...

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