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Funny story: Co-Joined Twins May Have to be Separated

Co-Joined Twins May Have to be Separated

Co-Joined twins, Mary and Terry McBriar, may have to be separated on police advice. During a day trip to a local shopping centre, Mary was facing one way, and Terry the other, when local Mafia boss, Peanut Johnson, took out a shot gun and blew awa...

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Funny story: Spineless Co-joined Twins Slither into Miss Universe History!

Spineless Co-joined Twins Slither into Miss Universe History!

Buenos Aires - In a twist of fate, or perhaps just twisted in general, the co-joined McBriar twins, Terry and Mary, sung and bounced their way into the hearts of thousands in Buenos Aires and millions around the world in the international Miss Univer...

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Funny story: Co-Joined Twins attacked On Visit To Lincoln's Grave During School Trip

Co-Joined Twins attacked On Visit To Lincoln's Grave During School Trip

Terry and Mary McBriar, a pair of co-joined twins, were treated for injuries that a local hospital and released after the were assaulted while visiting Abraham Lincoln's gravesite. The two were on a field trip with a busload of other students from C...

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Funny story: One Co-Joined Twin Gets Scholarship Offer to Harvard, While Other Only Gets Accepted At Community College

One Co-Joined Twin Gets Scholarship Offer to Harvard, While Other Only Gets Accepted At Community College

Mary McBriar is the class Valedictorian. Her co-joined twin sister Terry is passing only because she has been able to copy Mary's papers over the years (she failed both study hall and lunch). This week, Mary received word that she will have a full...

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Funny story: Co-Joined Twin Upset That Sister Was Named Prom Princess and She Wasn't

Co-Joined Twin Upset That Sister Was Named Prom Princess and She Wasn't

Mary McBriar cannot understand what she did wrong. She was friendly to everyone in the school, she made sure to welcome all of the new students. She volunteered at all activities and stayed long after many had left. She thinks that she is attracti...

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Funny story: Co-Joined Twins Admit That "Life Is Not Roses" During Their Menstraul Cycle

Co-Joined Twins Admit That "Life Is Not Roses" During Their Menstraul Cycle

Co-Joined Twins Admit That "Life Is Not Roses" During Their Menstrual Cycle Co-Joined Twins Mary and Terry McBriar admitted today that life is not always pleasant between them. The pair, who just turned eighteen, said that the worst time that the...

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Funny story: Co-Joined Twins In Arguement as One Wants to Pose Naked While Other Makes Chastity Vow

Co-Joined Twins In Arguement as One Wants to Pose Naked While Other Makes Chastity Vow

Co-Joined twins Mary and Terry McBriar have reached a crossing point in their relationship. Mary, who insists on dragging her sister to church every Sunday, took a Chastity vow this week and has covenanted with her Savious to remain a virgin until m...

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Funny story: Co-Joined Twins Named Employees Of Month

Co-Joined Twins Named Employees Of Month

A pair of co-joined twins, Mary and Terry McBriar, have been named the co-employees of the month at the Burger Lord franchise on South Mesa Street. The sisters, who are joined together at the hip and share three legs and a few internal organs, have...

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Funny story: Britain's Got Talent - Good (Not Really) Evans

Britain's Got Talent - Good (Not Really) Evans

TV viewers were this evening left more than a little scared by the semi-final act, Good Evans. Far from being good, the two daughters did a pretty scary impression of the dead sisters in Stanley Kubrick's Stephen King adaptation of the Shining, wh...

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Funny story: Woman Discovers Suspected Co-joined Twins Not Related

Woman Discovers Suspected Co-joined Twins Not Related

Mary Ellen Hirsch has learned that she is more gullible than she originally thought. This discovery came to her when she learned that Bob Mitchell and Susan Holmes were not only not co-joined twins, they weren't even related. Mrs. Hirsch was allo...

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Funny story: Carrie Prejean's Insane Twin Chained Up In Attic

Carrie Prejean's Insane Twin Chained Up In Attic

Hollywood, Ca - News is just emerging that reigning Miss California, Carrie Prejean, 21, who came out vehemently against same sex marriage causing outrage in many quarters, is nursing a very dark and dirty secret indeed. It has been revealed that...

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Funny story: Twin Separation Scheme Could Become Law

Twin Separation Scheme Could Become Law

A controversial new scheme could see all twins separated at birth so that comparative psychological testing can become more accurate. The idea is being championed by Dr George Mentalyst, head of the Government's Psychology Think Tank. Twins are o...

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Funny story: Steingrabber Twins Offer to Pay A-Roid in Testosterone

Steingrabber Twins Offer to Pay A-Roid in Testosterone

Since acquiring baseball's greatest prospect and believing that that would insure the return of the greatest sports franchise in history to its championship ways, the Steingrabber family has been disappointed. Baron George after all had a stroke ove...

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Funny story: Capello Denies Twin

Capello Denies Twin

England manager Fabio Capello today denied reports that he has a famous twin brother. The Italian, 55, dismissed a national tabloids claims that himself and Postman Pat were separated at birth as "Ridiculous". And in an exclusive i can reveal t...

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Funny story: Identical Twins No Longer Share Similarities

Identical Twins No Longer Share Similarities

From Merseyside comes the incredible story of the Bumble twins, Barry and Terry, who were identical in every way until they reached their 21st birthday - a fateful day when everything changed...

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Funny story: Angelina Jolie set to destroy own vagina

Angelina Jolie set to destroy own vagina

Angeline Jolie, the big-lipped star of Tomb Raider today confirmed she was expecting twins thus abandoning any hope of retaining a youthful tuppence.

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Funny story: Doctors Uncovered the Remains of the Twin of George Bush

Doctors Uncovered the Remains of the Twin of George Bush

In a routine surgery in the abdomen of the mother of the worst President ever George W Bush, doctors uncovered the remains of the twin of President Bush.

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