The price of a bag of chips from a local fish and chip shop is likely to rise to £3 after Britain leaves the EU, voters have been warned, a revelation that struck fear into the hearts of the underclasses. The Prime Minister, Theresa May, told repo...
In the case of a reversal in the Brexit madness, Theresa May has ordered a special flying squad of WW2 spitfires to protect the nation from a EU attack on UK sovereignty. May, reaching the end of her sanity, has turned to the inspirational Winsto...
Labour leader, Jeremy Corbyn, has been severely disciplined by House of Commons speaker, John Bercow, who has decreed by the powers invested in him, that the Right Honourable Member should, without much further ado, attend an Anger Management Course.
Under-pressure Prime Minister Theresa May heaved a huge sigh of relief and stuck two spindly fingers up to her detractors tonight, when she won the so-called 'no confidence vote' by a landslide, condemning the public to another year of her ugly mug a...
Desperately short of excuses after her apparent refusal to allow Parliament to vote on the deal with the EU regarding Brexit, Theresa May has now put full blame on her twin sister, Meryl. "No, it wasn't me in the Commons yesterday", puffed an asto...
UK Prime Minister, Theresa May, acted decisively earlier, by cancelling Tuesday's vote by MPs on her Brexit deal, a vote she had previously said would go ahead. The U-turn came as no surprise to many, however, who, recognise that Mrs May is merely...
Prime Minister, Theresa May, and Labour leader, Jeremy Corbyn, have cancelled their plans to hold a televised head-to-head debate in front of the nation, and have agreed, instead, to engage in a bout of mudwrestling. May, who suffered three smackd...
As all our readers know, the The Spoof is politically neutral as it hates all politicians, although we do reserve particular ire for Tories. So, in the last faltering days of weak and stable Theresa Maybot's premiership, it's time for The Spoof's political editor, Paxton Quigley, to evaluate the contenders for the leadership of both the Conservative & Unionist party and of our benighted countr...
The EU's double glazing department has come under increasing criticism lately about its over charging and binding contracts which most people in Britain believe need to be adhered to. We recently spoke to a bloke called Nigel who gave us the followin...
Just as Theresa May thought she'd struck a deal with her EU counterparts, the 27 remaining member countries have now agreed on a curtailment which will severely hurt any Briton travelling to Europe. As of April 2019, Britons will be subjected to 15 h...
So-called Prime Minister, Theresa May, admitted today that she has had enough, and has consequently submitted her own letter of no confidence in her leadership to Sir Graham Brady, chair of the 1922 Committee of backbench Conservatives. Mrs May will...
As British Puppet Minister, Theresa May, continues to gnash on her lips, and bury her head in the sand bucket in the corridor at the House of Commons, moves are afoot to oust her from her precarious position, and to disentangle her from the nightmare...
In a stunning turnaround, and against all the odds, the EU and the UK government put aside their previous differences on the Brexit deal, and finally reached an agreement to suit both sides: they agreed to disagree. The two factions, who had previ...
Cabinet members were called in this afternoon to sign off Theresa Maybot's Brexit deal but all was not well as it was condensed into a two line SMS or "text message" as Britons like to call it. "Ministers" were shocked by the paucity of information m...
An extravagant budget is expected following Theresa May's announcement at Conference that Austerity is over. Just revised to "an end to Austerity is in sight." Expected to later be adapted to "okay, Austerity's indefinite." With the most funds ava...
Politicians have condemned the use of distasteful language by politicians, after politicians used distasteful language towards a politician. Somehow-still Prime Minister, Theresa May, was the target of the rhetoric before a Brexit meeting with fel...
In what is being treated as a 'purely symbolic action', British Prime Minister Theresa May has received a lifetime ban from Kenya. May visited the African country in September to try and smooth the way for future trade deals between Britain and Ke...
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