A man in the Thai capital of Bangkok received an awakening of the rudest kind this morning after a cockroach crawled across his sleeping face, causing the aforementioned man much disgust. Moys Kenwood, 48, was laid asleep dreaming at his apartment...
Reports are coming out of Phuket that Queens Park Rangers have offered a trial to Thailand striker Supaporn Massage. Supaporn, who has partnered new signing Robbie Fowler at Muang Thong United, has been told that she has an opportunity to play in...
Reports are emerging from the Thai capital of Bangkok that a mosquito has died after unsuccessfully trying for hours to bite a man, after which it collapsed and subsequently expired through sheer exhaustion. Moys Kenwood, an English 'teacher', had...
Thailand is a country well known for its stunning beaches, great food, sex tourism and being the world's largest consumer of ping pong balls (where do they all go?!) But it is also known for its ladyboys. So many young Thai men become ladyboys th...
HOLLYWOOD - The producers of Hangover Part II are ecstatic as their comedy motion picture has just broken the opening weekend record for a comedy film. The Tinsel Town Times Tribune stated that the motion picture had grossed $85,946,294 for the Me...
There was some stifled laughter from a passenger on a Bangkok bus this morning, when it was noted that a fellow passenger, a soldier who was laden down with a heavy knapsack, had attached a rather childish-looking furry Teddy Bear key fob to his bag.
There was a real sense of confusion in Bangkok at the weekend, when a man was kept waiting for hours as he sat by the telephone expecting a call from his girlfriend, whilst, in another part of the city, she waited patiently for him, thinking he was g...
An Englishman living in the Thai capital of Bangkok has told friends of how he endured a 10-hour coach journey to the far-ff northern outpost of Loei which is situated about six hours from the capital. Yes, that's right. Six hours. Not ten. Th...
A Englishman in the Thai capital of Bangkok today related the unlikely tale of how he spotted the former Chelsea and England left-back Graham Le Saux waiting at a bus stop in the city as he went to work. Moys Kenwood, who works as a 'teacher', cla...
Bus fares in the Thai capital of Bangkok are set to rise for the seventh decade running, according to an ungrateful woman sitting near me on the 515 this morning. FORMULA 1 Fares in the city are astronomically low compared with anywhere else on...
Fourteen couples in Thailand are to compete for the longest kiss on Valentine's day. The winning couple will get £2000 and a diamond ring worth £1000. However to get the prize the couples have to prepared to to lock their lips together at all time...
Medical staff at a hospital say that they may have to wait indefinitely if a man's penis, which become so swollen that it could not be removed from his partner's vagina by the normal method, remains erect. Doctors have said that the unnamed Englis...
There were grumblings under his breath this afternoon, when a boy in Bangkok was sent to the supermarket with an extremely short shopping list - he had to buy a single onion! The boy - me - 14, was told to fetch the onion by his mother who was in...
There was controversy in the Thai capital of Bangkok today, when a female sales assistant in a 24-hour convenience store became argumentative over the price of two sandwiches bought by my dad. The incident occurred today at the Bang Kruay soi 7Ele...
A fat cat has sat on a mat with a rat, a bat and a twat called Pat in a wat in Korat, north-eastern Thailand. They are so infinitesimally small, that it hardly seems worth mentioning the gnat that was also present. The cat, known locally as Tab...
An man successfully fooling authorities in Bangkok that he is a real English teacher, has made a decision to 'retire' one of his white shirts, in the same way that famous American sports teams sometimes retire the jerseys worn by some of their more i...
A English teacher in the Thai capital of Bangkok has told how he "enjoyed a cavort" with his girlfriend on his bed at his condominium home in the city. The man, Moys Kenwood, 47, who should have known better, related the epic tale to this reporter...
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