Federal transportation officials have postponed the release of "UnSafe2Drive", a free downloadable cell phone app which would allow drivers to notify highway patrol officers of hazardous road conditions and accidents via text message. An adverti...
Sussex - A sixty-something lady from Bognor has complained about misleading headlines blaming policemen, suspected of receiving News International bungs, for sending her inappropriate S&M texts. Retired soprano Mrs Aida Bumburst said today the...
LOS ANGELES - The year 2011 was definitely a year of ups and downs for Miley Cyrus, the 19-year-old singer who became nationally known for her starring role on the Disney Channel's Hannah Montana. During the summer Miley had a bad planking experie...
Pakistan Telecom companies have drawn up a list of words that "texters" are not allowed to use. If the "texters" are caught using these words during texting in public they will be flogged in the main square and used as a example. The list contains...
Millions of Blackberry owners across Europe have aired their disgust at being forced into communicating by speech after a server outage in Slough meant they were left having to depend on their scarcely functioning vocal chords, rather than Instant Me...
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David Brady of Durango, Colorado has been arrested by local authorities for deviant behaviour. The sixteen year old high school student is being held in county jail pending psychiatric evaluation and could be sentenced to time in a state mental hospi...
Phoenix, AZ - The Arizona Legislature today overwhelmingly passed the "English Only Texting While Driving" law. The new state law would make it illegal in Arizona to text in any language other than English while operating motor vehicles on state...
HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Demi Lovato was to have appeared at a concert at this year's Wisconsin Cheese State Fair in May but she has reportedly cancelled it. Lovato, who last year spent three months at The Henry and Betty Ford Rehab Clinic spoke with iGo...
LA BREA, California - David Archuleta is still devastated at being dropped by his record label Hand Jive Records. Luckily for Archie, he has a good friend in Christina Aguilera who helped pick up his down-trodden spirits by sending him several sex...
BEVERLY HILLS - Stating that she herself has been there before, singing sensation Christina Aguilera has reached out to American Idol alumni David Archuleta after his record label Hand Jive Records dropped him. Aguilera was at the Haven of Hair Sa...
A recent survey, conducted by students at Newgateshaven University, has brought students to conclude that "Texting can be extremely hazardous to your health." The students decided to carry out a survey of their own after reading about the shopper...
Brett Favre's little game of "say hello to my little friend", via inappropriate messages and lewd photos texted to former New York Jets game-day hostess Jenn Sterger, has cost him $50,000, or $25,000 per inch. Ran out of dick jokes early, I see...
Minneapolis, MN - Brett Favre hurt his throwing shoulder while texting a Vikings cheerleader. "I went to hit send on my cellphone and it slipped from hand, and when I tried to catch the phone I felt a tingle in my shoulder." Brett Favre told rep...
Early Adopters of the iPhone 4 were annoyed to find that it doesn't work if you hold it in your left hand because it blocks the antenna. But there's another group that is seriously damaged by this flaw: Right handed people who Sext. In fact, 21 pe...
Orlando, FL- Juan Esposito's bold move during this morning's rush hour paid huge dividends as he successfully sent a witty text message to his work buddy in response to his equally witty initial text. "I heard my phone beep and I instantly knew I...
In a new move, "texting" has been instituted as the official language in the small African nation of Somalia. Many people have applauded this move, but those people all live in the southernmost regions of California. Others have questione...
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