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Funny story: Confusion at 'NI cops sent sexagerian texts' headline

Confusion at 'NI cops sent sexagerian texts' headline

Sussex - A sixty-something lady from Bognor has complained about misleading headlines blaming policemen, suspected of receiving News International bungs, for sending her inappropriate S&M texts. Retired soprano Mrs Aida Bumburst said today the...

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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Reportedly Hospitalized With 'Texting Fatigue'

Miley Cyrus Reportedly Hospitalized With 'Texting Fatigue'

LOS ANGELES - The year 2011 was definitely a year of ups and downs for Miley Cyrus, the 19-year-old singer who became nationally known for her starring role on the Disney Channel's Hannah Montana. During the summer Miley had a bad planking experie...

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Funny story: Pakistan Telecoms ban obscene words used by "texters", first banned word was Jesus!

Pakistan Telecoms ban obscene words used by "texters", first banned word was Jesus!

Pakistan Telecom companies have drawn up a list of words that "texters" are not allowed to use. If the "texters" are caught using these words during texting in public they will be flogged in the main square and used as a example. The list contains...

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Funny story: Blackberry users' fury at having to use phone to make phone calls

Blackberry users' fury at having to use phone to make phone calls

Millions of Blackberry owners across Europe have aired their disgust at being forced into communicating by speech after a server outage in Slough meant they were left having to depend on their scarcely functioning vocal chords, rather than Instant Me...

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Funny story: How 2 TXT Tweetly

How 2 TXT Tweetly

I'm not de9 u should have a 6th sense b4 u leave 4 a dinner party. When u arrive, it dozen hurt 2 remember the bay6. Don't b l8, hold ur 4K properly, keep ur food on ur pl8, don't let any1 say u 8 2 fast, and check ur napkin off10. 4tun8ly it will keep food off of u. It's ys advice 4 kids, 4 adults and even 14agers. Don't get plum stains on urself or some1 will say, "o i c u 8 1 2." TTFN 4 NOW...

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Funny story: Teenager Arrested For Deviant Behaviour For Not Using Facebook

Teenager Arrested For Deviant Behaviour For Not Using Facebook

David Brady of Durango, Colorado has been arrested by local authorities for deviant behaviour. The sixteen year old high school student is being held in county jail pending psychiatric evaluation and could be sentenced to time in a state mental hospi...

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Funny story: Arizona Law Makes English the Official Texting While Driving Language

Arizona Law Makes English the Official Texting While Driving Language

Phoenix, AZ - The Arizona Legislature today overwhelmingly passed the "English Only Texting While Driving" law. The new state law would make it illegal in Arizona to text in any language other than English while operating motor vehicles on state...

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Funny story: Demi Lovato Reveals The Reason She Cancelled Her Appearance At This Year's Wisconsin Cheese State Fair

Demi Lovato Reveals The Reason She Cancelled Her Appearance At This Year's Wisconsin Cheese State Fair

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Demi Lovato was to have appeared at a concert at this year's Wisconsin Cheese State Fair in May but she has reportedly cancelled it. Lovato, who last year spent three months at The Henry and Betty Ford Rehab Clinic spoke with iGo...

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Funny story: Christina Aguilera Emails Broken Hearted David Archuleta A Dozen Photos of Her In A Teenie Weenie "String Bikini" To Cheer Him Up

Christina Aguilera Emails Broken Hearted David Archuleta A Dozen Photos of Her In A Teenie Weenie "String Bikini" To Cheer Him Up

LA BREA, California - David Archuleta is still devastated at being dropped by his record label Hand Jive Records. Luckily for Archie, he has a good friend in Christina Aguilera who helped pick up his down-trodden spirits by sending him several sex...

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Funny story: Christina Aguilera Sends David Archuleta A 'Sexually Explicit' Text Message After His Record Company Drops Him

Christina Aguilera Sends David Archuleta A 'Sexually Explicit' Text Message After His Record Company Drops Him

BEVERLY HILLS - Stating that she herself has been there before, singing sensation Christina Aguilera has reached out to American Idol alumni David Archuleta after his record label Hand Jive Records dropped him. Aguilera was at the Haven of Hair Sa...

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Funny story: Texting can be extremely hazardous to your health or the health of others

Texting can be extremely hazardous to your health or the health of others

A recent survey, conducted by students at Newgateshaven University, has brought students to conclude that "Texting can be extremely hazardous to your health." The students decided to carry out a survey of their own after reading about the shopper...

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Funny story: Brett Favre Fined $25,000 Per Inch

Brett Favre Fined $25,000 Per Inch

Brett Favre's little game of "say hello to my little friend", via inappropriate messages and lewd photos texted to former New York Jets game-day hostess Jenn Sterger, has cost him $50,000, or $25,000 per inch. Ran out of dick jokes early, I see...

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Funny story: Brett Favre Hurts Shoulder Texting

Brett Favre Hurts Shoulder Texting

Minneapolis, MN - Brett Favre hurt his throwing shoulder while texting a Vikings cheerleader. "I went to hit send on my cellphone and it slipped from hand, and when I tried to catch the phone I felt a tingle in my shoulder." Brett Favre told rep...

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Funny story: iPhone 4 Inhibits Right Handed Users From Sexting. "I used my left hand, and nearly ripped my junk off!"

iPhone 4 Inhibits Right Handed Users From Sexting. "I used my left hand, and nearly ripped my junk off!"

Early Adopters of the iPhone 4 were annoyed to find that it doesn't work if you hold it in your left hand because it blocks the antenna. But there's another group that is seriously damaged by this flaw: Right handed people who Sext. In fact, 21 pe...

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Funny story: High Risk Text Message Delivered

High Risk Text Message Delivered

Orlando, FL- Juan Esposito's bold move during this morning's rush hour paid huge dividends as he successfully sent a witty text message to his work buddy in response to his equally witty initial text. "I heard my phone beep and I instantly knew I...

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Funny story: Texting Now Official Language of Somalia

Texting Now Official Language of Somalia

In a new move, "texting" has been instituted as the official language in the small African nation of Somalia. Many people have applauded this move, but those people all live in the southernmost regions of California. Others have questione...

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Funny story: New Version of Scrabble to allow "Text Speak"

New Version of Scrabble to allow "Text Speak"

The makers of the word play game Scrabble, are in the process of allowing Proper Nouns, such as Google, Facebook and Aldi, to their repertoire of allowed words. This has angered Scrabble players across the world, but Mattel have indicated that this i...

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