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Funny story: New Security Threat System Unveiled

New Security Threat System Unveiled

Security experts are meeting today to discuss the implementation of a new Terror Alert system. The current system, which has five levels ranging from 'Tickety-Boo' through to 'Critical' is claimed to be insufficient to meet the needs...

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Funny story: Five Iraqi Hostages Captured At Heathrow

Five Iraqi Hostages Captured At Heathrow

After the kidnap of five British hostages in Baghdad earlier this week, Mr Blair's government has reacted in kind by capturing five Iraqi hostages of its own, and subjecting them to the kind of "hostile treatment" that many foreigners in Britain have...

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Funny story: Government Backs Down - Public Inquiry Soon

Government Backs Down - Public Inquiry Soon

After intense public and media pressure, the Government this morning caved-in, and has said that it will, after all, hold a Public Inquiry. Indeed, the Home Secretary John Reid, a dimwit, confirmed t...

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Funny story: "Women Don't Belong In British Army" - Claim

"Women Don't Belong In British Army" - Claim

Claims made in a British national newspaper that women do not belong in the Armed Forces have angered some high-ranking British Army officials.

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Funny story: Terrorist Kills No One and Wounds No One In Daring Rubber Band Shooting Rampage

Terrorist Kills No One and Wounds No One In Daring Rubber Band Shooting Rampage

New York City - The hapless terrorist, Al Spankma Salami, once again showed the world how inept he was after viciously attacking a Star Trek convention with rubber bands.

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Funny story: Graduation Day

Graduation Day

Eagle Eyed Security Guard Mohammed Jones was in attendence yesterday at the Jones Academy of the Vigilant Graduation Commencement.

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Funny story: Disgruntled father found with holster in capitol

Disgruntled father found with holster in capitol

Washington, D.C.: Authorities detained a suspicious man Tuesday lurking around the White House and discovered a holster for a Mac-10 machine gun under his jacket.

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Funny story: Bush announces "War on reading"

Bush announces "War on reading"

Washington DC- President George W Bush today proudly announced his administrations new vote winning inititive that is sure to rival the already popular "War on terror".

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Funny story: Muslim Outrage Reaches Its Outrageous Peak

Muslim Outrage Reaches Its Outrageous Peak

Muslim leaders have spoken out to say that, contrary to popular belief, Muslims are indeed outraged by the strange actions, words and sentiments of anyone who is not of their ilk.

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Funny story: Plot Search Fails to Find Men in Banana Suits

Plot Search Fails to Find Men in Banana Suits

SAS officers have spent the night searching 12 million Birmingham parks in connection with a plot or plan. Police are questioning nine hundred men arrested over the plot, or plan. A man in a banana suit was...

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Funny story: MI5 - threat levels explained more clearly

MI5 - threat levels explained more clearly

In conjunction with the release of e-mail and mobile alerts to the general public, MI5 have also today released details of the renaming of the levels of security threat.

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Funny story: Stupid Terrorist Flies Hang-Glider Into Side Of Building - "He fluttered to earth like a dead butterfly!" Say Witnesses

Stupid Terrorist Flies Hang-Glider Into Side Of Building - "He fluttered to earth like a dead butterfly!" Say Witnesses

New York City - Witnesses here stared in curiosity today as a man on a hang-glider smashed into the side of a New York City skyscraper, wounding one and killing one. Both of them him.

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Funny story: Devil Kitty warns Bush - "Impending Doom unless you meet with Cindy"

Devil Kitty warns Bush - "Impending Doom unless you meet with Cindy"

Homeland Security officials have raised the terror threat color to the level beige after receiving an odd sort of tape purportedly showing a talking demonic "cat" predicting impending doom upon the president if he did not meet with his mist...

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