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Funny story: Cold caller dies of hypothermia

Cold caller dies of hypothermia

Door to door double glazing salesman Hugh Peeveesea was found dead in a Swansea street this morning, apparently from acute hypothermia. At first, it was suspected that Mr Peeveesea was another statistic in the tragic Bridgend suicide cult that has...

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Funny story: Police seek thousands of bogus callers

Police seek thousands of bogus callers

There were many reports this evening of children as young as 5 demanding money with menaces at locations across the UK. Police Officer Hal O'Ween said "I think these reports are very unlikely. There are very strict laws in this country about minor...

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Funny story: Heavy Breather Calls Clinic

Heavy Breather Calls Clinic

After a local health clinic in Hartford, Connecticut, received six telephone calls in a row from some heavy breathing pervert, they decided to call the police. Police then traced the seventh call to an apartment on Bigelow Street and called in for a...

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Funny story: Local Man Accused Of Using Cell Phone While Shitting

Local Man Accused Of Using Cell Phone While Shitting

Local man caves to mounting testimony from friends and admits he has used his cell phone while shitting but maintains it was only for texting and never while talking. Jeff Blake found himself cornered in the last seat of the bar with some of his...

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Funny story: Boris Johnson to Redesign Telephone Boxes as Public Loos

Boris Johnson to Redesign Telephone Boxes as Public Loos

London - Mayor Boris Johnson has come up with a novel solution to the shortage of public loos in downtown London for tourists and shoppers. The historic red telephone box designed by Sir Giles Gilbert Scott is to be redesigned as a loo under the KX10...

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Funny story: Gordon Brown personally telephones another voter

Gordon Brown personally telephones another voter

Hot on the heals of his fantastic, incredible, unbelievable, Conservative-beating and amazing majority of, er, 9 in the recent Commons vote on 42 days detention, Prime Minister Gordon Brown decided to telephone a random British voter to join in the c...

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Funny story: Red Phones, the new Princess of Phone Phasion

Red Phones, the new Princess of Phone Phasion

With all the talk of red phones around the Democandies campaign, telephone companies are predicting that their once top seller, the Princess phone, may have a 21st century rival. Red Light Districts are ordering them by the car-load and Vladmir Putin...

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Funny story: Red Phone Boxes to Be Turned into Smoking Shelters

Red Phone Boxes to Be Turned into Smoking Shelters

What's old, doesn't work and smells of wee? Not pensioners, but BT red telephone boxes. These scarlet iconic beauties were set to disappear from remote villages all over Britain, but have received a last minute reprieve from the Government.

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Funny story: "Ryan's Plan" Knew Too Much

"Ryan's Plan" Knew Too Much

VANCOUVER (Varietal Magazine) - The voice on the other end of the telephone was fraught with panic: "Listen to me, I need to disappear for a little while... If they even know that I am talking with you, your life could be in danger too!"...

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Funny story: Elisha Cuthbert Accused of Telephone Harassment

Elisha Cuthbert Accused of Telephone Harassment

Hollywood, California (IP) - Elisha Cuthbert is famous for her role as Jack Bauer's daughter on the TV series 24. Now she has become famous for chasing after a well known American space scientist named Dr. Povenmire Finootch.

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Funny story: New software detects drawls

New software detects drawls

An increasing number of businesses today rely on computer voice recognition for navigating their phone directories. First generation software products, unfortunately, could not decipher the language of many rural speakers.

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Funny story: Those phone-ins

Those phone-ins

A queue formed last night at the BBC, ITV, C4 and SKY's boardroom doors, of producers waiting to confess to having run bent phone in competitions, and in fact any contact that TV and radio has ever had with the outside world by telephone turns out to be false.

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Funny story: New Custom Telephone Messaging Service From Alec Baldwin

New Custom Telephone Messaging Service From Alec Baldwin

Are you a parent afraid of lashing out at your child? Kids can be so sensitive these days! Calling your eleven year old daughter a little pig can get you in a world of trouble. Not only will your child be upset, but the authorities will have a field day at your expense. Don't be victimized!...

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Funny story: Phone tapping conspiracy spirals out of control

Phone tapping conspiracy spirals out of control

In the last few days, news has broken regarding the unprecedented level of phone tapping occuring in the UK. As many as 1 in every 3,000,000 phones is, as I speak, being tapped.

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Funny story: Russell Crowe - It's Just Not Boxing!

Russell Crowe - It's Just Not Boxing!

After recently spending time with Aussie boxing champion, Kostya Tszyu, Australian Russell Crowe 41, was out to test the waters. When the telephone in his hotel room didn't work he approached the porter in the lobby. Russell did his best to provoke a...

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Funny story: Telephone "Time" lady passes away

Telephone "Time" lady passes away

Betty-Lou Lipbaum, better known as the "time lady" who possessed what many have called the "best known voice in the world", passed away this morning at the age of 81.

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Funny story: Verizon Guy Sued for Telephone Harassment

Verizon Guy Sued for Telephone Harassment

BREWSTER, NY - Paul Marcarelli, better known to millions of television viewers as "the Verizon guy," has been sued for sexual harassment and making terroristic threats by telephone. The suit was filed by Marcarelli's ex-fiancé, Julia Richardson, in B...

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