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Funny story: Teen girl wants her parents to punish her

Teen girl wants her parents to punish her

A 16 year old straight A student in El Paso, Texas claims her parents never punish her when she does wrong. She claims that when she was issued her 1st detention, her parents did not punish her or give her a lecture at all, instead they laughed th...

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Funny story: Know-It-All Teenager Informs Friends Sex Is When The Man Jizzes On The Woman's Tits

Know-It-All Teenager Informs Friends Sex Is When The Man Jizzes On The Woman's Tits

PALO ALTO--In the age of the internet, few things get by the average wise-ass teenager, especially not the secrets of sex and reproduction. So when local 14-year-old Daniel Weatherby correctly guessed his mother's site blocker password to be her cat...

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Funny story: Goth Caught In Smirk Fiasco

Goth Caught In Smirk Fiasco

A teenage Goth was in hiding last night, after accidentally smirking at an episode of 'Take Me Out', the ITV Saturday evening dating show hosted by the 9'8" comedian Paddy McGuiness. Darren Gloom, 17 of Hastings, was staying with associates when t...

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Funny story: Teen Girl's Parents Sued By Girl's Own Dog

Teen Girl's Parents Sued By Girl's Own Dog

Fairdale Kentucky, USA - Jaime a 16 year old high school girl was walking her dog after she arrived home from school last Friday, February 3rd. According to Jaime and witnesses, Jaime's dog Jack became so excited that he ran out into the road in fron...

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Funny story: Death Penalty Brought Back For Litterers

Death Penalty Brought Back For Litterers

In a dramatic U-turn the government have outright voted in the death penalty, for people too lazy to find a waste bin in the street. Cases of littering have increased by over 2000% in recent years, compared with figures taken in 2003, with many of...

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Funny story: Sociologists coin a new term: Tenager

Sociologists coin a new term: Tenager

Sociologists have coined a new term to describe the way that boys retreat into their own heads from the age of ten onwards. "We have noticed that boys appear to be moody and entering puberty much earlier these days," said sociologist Connie Fern.

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Funny story: ‎Teen Girls Furious At MPAA Decision To Give Most Recent Twilight Movie NC-17 Rating... Planning Mass Exodus to UK.

‎Teen Girls Furious At MPAA Decision To Give Most Recent Twilight Movie NC-17 Rating... Planning Mass Exodus to UK.

‎Teen Girls all over Social networks were furious Friday Night at the Movie Picture Association of America's decision to give the latest movie in the Twilight saga, Breaking Dawn Part 2, a NC-17 rating. One status update on Facebook received an overw...

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Funny story: Your kids want a phone? There's an app for that

Your kids want a phone? There's an app for that

It seems that children want a phone at an ever younger age these days. Parents are concerned about letting their kids have a mobile phone though, and this is where iNanny comes in. This app is produced by Apple and integrates seemlessly into the i...

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Funny story: Relationship counselling for teenagers slammed

Relationship counselling for teenagers slammed

A new service offering relationship counselling for dating teenagers has been slammed by CHILD, the Children's Helpline In Lessoning Dependency. "Kids make and break relationships all the time," said Hillary Capillary. "It's part of growing up, l...

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Funny story: "He tried to bite me" - Teenage girl's horror as date with vampire goes wrong

"He tried to bite me" - Teenage girl's horror as date with vampire goes wrong

Leesa, 16, of Alabama today told of her shock when a date with a vampire almost ended in disaster. "I thought he would write poetry and say really deep things" she sobbed "but he wasn't like that at all. Then he got all fangy and tried to bite me...

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Funny story: Hoodies to be made compulsory for teenagers

Hoodies to be made compulsory for teenagers

In a bold move, the Conservative Liberal alliance has moved to make the wearing of so-called Hoodies compulsory for anybody under the age of seventeen. The fashion accessory has become de rigueur among boys, and, increasingly, girls. It is often a...

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Funny story: Teenager Arrested For Deviant Behaviour For Not Using Facebook

Teenager Arrested For Deviant Behaviour For Not Using Facebook

David Brady of Durango, Colorado has been arrested by local authorities for deviant behaviour. The sixteen year old high school student is being held in county jail pending psychiatric evaluation and could be sentenced to time in a state mental hospi...

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Funny story: Teenagers To Be Taught To Sleep

Teenagers To Be Taught To Sleep

Despite the collective tightening of belts that is taking place the length and breadth of the country, resources are to be pumped into teaching youngsters how to get enough sleep. The Children's Commissioner Professor Al Aynsley-Green is very conc...

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Funny story: First Aid Training for Children?

First Aid Training for Children?

An international aid charity is recommending that, in view of the large numbers of 11 to 16 year olds who find themselves in the company of friends who are unconscious through drink, they should be given first aid training. Furthermore, its under...

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Funny story: MTV's New Teen Show "Skins" Has Already Lost Nine of Its Ten Sponsors

MTV's New Teen Show "Skins" Has Already Lost Nine of Its Ten Sponsors

NEW YORK CITY - The Big Apple Globe Gazette, a New York City based entertainment publication has stated that the new MTV show Skins may soon be cancelled. The show which recently premiered has already managed to offend the decency advocate group A...

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Funny story: Justin Bieber Gives Ted "The Velvet Voice" Williams $100,000

Justin Bieber Gives Ted "The Velvet Voice" Williams $100,000

BOISE, Idaho - Canadian singing sensation Justin Bieber performed at The Mashed Potatoes Arena before a standing room only sell out crowd. Bieber gave the amazing crowd a record breaking 13 encores. The crowd of 30,000, which included not only you...

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Funny story: One ended mobile call Overheard!

One ended mobile call Overheard!

This morning, our Spoof reporter, Inchcock Chambers, was doing his laundry at this local launderette (the police has fininshed the break-in investigation, and the windows have been boarded up), and overheard the following from a young lady in the shop. He thought perhaps someone could work out what the conversation actually applied to, and inform him please? The young lady answered the incom...

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