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Funny story: The Two Teds to Tour Together

The Two Teds to Tour Together

In spite of the spanking the Tea Party received from Barack Obama after its failed government shutdown recently, Ted Cruz and Ted Nugent are unapologetic and are going to tour together to promote the stranglehold the Tea Party, they hope, still has o...

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Funny story: Tea party drama for 014 to include gold crowns and jesters

Tea party drama for 014 to include gold crowns and jesters

Anonymous tea party insiders indicate the party is recovering quickly from its recent defeat, with exciting notions for more shutdown and debt ceiling crisis into the new year The defeat was accompanied by a thrilling revelation, as though a cloud...

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Funny story: Top 10 Ways To Annoy The Tea Party

Top 10 Ways To Annoy The Tea Party

The Tea Party is a group of political hacks who have hijacked Congress, shut down the government, and polluted vast stretches of the Infosphere with their antisocial notions and out of order tactics. Sure, they were entertaining at first, offering earnest explanations of how a bill becomes a hate crime. But Tea Party demagogue Ted Cruz has stopped being funny and has become just annoying. Now...

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Funny story: Tea Partiers drink more Vodka than Tea - Polls suggest

Tea Partiers drink more Vodka than Tea - Polls suggest

A recent Gallup poll conducted over the last weekend seems to suggest that the Tea Party may consider changing its name. While the nation is coping with the shutdown and many families are struggling to find ways to put food and drinks on the table ma...

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Funny story: NSA sneaks into damp basement tea party meeting on government shutdown etc

NSA sneaks into damp basement tea party meeting on government shutdown etc

Anonymous NSA sources are now revealing the latest surveillance deep inside an old textbook building where current tea party aficionados are planning strategy. The nature of this surveillance is not clear although deployment of tiny insect drones...

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Funny story: Moderate Republicans Do an About-face on Gun Control

Moderate Republicans Do an About-face on Gun Control

WASHINGTON, D. C.--With the deepening rift in the Republican Party over the government shutdown, some moderate Republicans are beginning to embrace a more measured approach to gun control. Said one Republican moderate, who remained anonymous for fe...

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Funny story: GOP pool party survives testicle eating fish scare

GOP pool party survives testicle eating fish scare

With the recent success in shutting down the government, the "gang of thirty" tea party members who are currently steering the GOP decided to celebrate. They dispersed to the home of one of their benefactors with its three swimming pools and sund...

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Funny story: Where the Child Things Are

Where the Child Things Are

The year Ted went to Congress and made mischief of one kind and another John McCain called him "CHILD THING!" and Ted said "I'LL RUIN THE LEGISLATIVE PROCESS!" so he stomped off to bed without passing anything. That very night in Ted's room a chaos grew and grew and grew until his ceiling hung with pointless obstructions and the walls of Congress became the world all around Ted and a tide tumb...

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Funny story: The American People Speak, Boehner Hears Voices

The American People Speak, Boehner Hears Voices

Steely blue eyes ablaze with conviction, Speaker of the House John Boehner (R - Ohio) expresses the will of the American People. In virtually every speech, the phrase "the American People want" passes his righteous lips with prophetic certainty and...

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Funny story: GOP opera to be performed in special government shutdown drama

GOP opera to be performed in special government shutdown drama

This week GOP politicians, led by House Speaker Mr. Boehner and his conservative colleagues, will use a stunning new technique in an effort to further persuade congress and the American people on the wisdom of shutting down the government. An ent...

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Funny story: Boehner Steps Down as House Majority Leader; Appoints Wife's Toy Poodle in His Stead

Boehner Steps Down as House Majority Leader; Appoints Wife's Toy Poodle in His Stead

WASHINGTON, D.C.--After tweeting, "Fuck it! My wife's toy poodle could get more done with these guys than I can!", the besieged Speaker of the House stepped down on Friday to allow his wife's toy poodle, Knuckles, to take over as Majority Leader.

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Funny story: Senators John McCain and Lindsey Graham Seen Hunting Wacko Birds in Washington

Senators John McCain and Lindsey Graham Seen Hunting Wacko Birds in Washington

WASHINGTON, D.C.--Senators John McCain and Lindsey Graham were seen today hunting Wacko Birds in Washington, D. C., in an attempt, McCain explained, to rid the Republican Party of all the extremist kooks bubbling up from the Tea Party faction of the...

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Funny story: Republicans Call for "Starve Your Poor" Legislation

Republicans Call for "Starve Your Poor" Legislation

WASHINGTON, DC--Having had such success nationwide with the Stand Your Ground laws, Republicans in the House and Senate are now calling for passage of a law they call the "Starve Your Poor Bill." This bill, which Republicans are selling as a self-de...

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Funny story: The Declaration of Independence Rewritten by the Tea Party

The Declaration of Independence Rewritten by the Tea Party

Although the more momentous voting on the Declaration of Independence occurred on July 2, this revered document was signed and officially adopted on July 4, which we now proudly celebrate as Independence Day (although John Adams preferred July 2). What follows is a rewrite of the Declaration of Independence, as conceived of by the Tea Party, had the Founding Fathers known as much about their ow...

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Funny story: Tea Party to adopt fugitive from justice Edward Snowden after he promises to publish Barack Obama's 'real birth certificate'

Tea Party to adopt fugitive from justice Edward Snowden after he promises to publish Barack Obama's 'real birth certificate'

Washington DC - The CIA intelligence whistleblower has become the darling of the US Tea Party movement after tweeting from somewhere in International Airspace his intention to publish the US President's 'real birth certificate' that names him as a Br...

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Funny story: Can Chemicals in Juice Boxes Make Your Kids Gay?

Can Chemicals in Juice Boxes Make Your Kids Gay?

Everyone knows that I'm an extreme conservative. I'm the kind of hard stomping guy usually depicted in Super Bowl Truck commercials. I drive my Ford F350 from my house in the suburbs to my high impact job as an Accountant downtown. Today's hero of Freedom is conservative Radio sensation Alex Jones. Alex is the kind of hard hitting conservative who wanted to deport suspected Redcoat Piers Mor...

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Funny story: The Tea Party Strikes Back

The Tea Party Strikes Back

Everyone knows that I'm an extreme conservative. I'm a hardcore Republican warrior who will fight for limited government, deregulation, personal responsibility and a balanced budget. As long as we don't have to cut our centralized military that costs more than the next four countries combined. Today's hero of freedom is Dustin Stockton a spokesperson for TheTeaParty.net. Dustin is the kind o...

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