An expert in such things has concluded that the Haitian earthquake which devastated the Caribbean country was as a result of Mother Nature not taking too kindly to the inhabitants dislike of her favourite drink. "If they had have named the country...
Typical Englishman. Typical English Sunday morning. Coronation Street Omnibus edition on the TV. Surfing the net, checking out Google News. Then disaster struck. It came without warning, throwing Martin Shuttlecock's life into a maelstrom of sh...
Local deep-thinker Norbert Wibble was at it again today as he pondered one of the mysteries of the world: why isn't the word 'Tea' spelled 'T'. Mr. Wibble, 53, Cockchafe Street, Orkney Islands, was enjoying a nice cup of warm brew when the thought...
British National Tea Party leader Rick Muffin has used his Question Time appearance to criticise Starbucks and defend a past head of afternoon tea campaign. He also told a large hostile audience that Granma Smith from Skegness would be a BNTP supp...
Tea is set to become more expensive, causing panic throughout the land. Shortage of rainfall in the tea-producing nations has led to a knock on effect in our stores. Gordon Brown has already created a special committee, known as Two Sugars, which wil...
Boston, USA. - Tea Drinking for America Now (TDAN) - the largest tea drinking advocacy campaign - launched a new television ad today in the Boston area while Congress was back in town for it's latest jaked tanned session. The ad is designed to pr...
God has said that he' love a nice cup of tea and a slice of cake. The divine being made the off-the-cuff remark while walking his dog in the park yesterday. "Id love a nice cup of tea. Lots of milk. No sugar. And a lovely slice of chocolate cake",...
LONDON. In a startling press conference today British Prime Minister Gordon McScottish announced plans to force UK tea drinkers to re-use tea bags in a bid to realign the UK's balance of payments index (etc and tosh and nonsense). The plans are de...
The latest health report shows that green tea is beneficial to your overall health and may in fact help to prevent cancer.
Monkey, the popular face behind the PG Tips campaign has denied attacking Municipal worker Gary Shaver and severing his ear.
Monkey, the face of PG Tips was arrested earlier today after attacking a bin man with a machete.
The names Craig. Daniel Craig! The new James Bond has entered the history books by traveling around the world in a small teapot.
Researchers at Magdalene College Cambridge have today published the results of their five-year study into popular beverages and it makes for fascinating reading.
Get Spoof News in your email inbox!
We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.
