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Funny story: Local Man Wonders Why TEA is spelled 'TEA' instead of 'T'

Local Man Wonders Why TEA is spelled 'TEA' instead of 'T'

Local deep-thinker Norbert Wibble was at it again today as he pondered one of the mysteries of the world: why isn't the word 'Tea' spelled 'T'. Mr. Wibble, 53, Cockchafe Street, Orkney Islands, was enjoying a nice cup of warm brew when the thought...

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Funny story: BNTP attacks coffee on BBC show

BNTP attacks coffee on BBC show

British National Tea Party leader Rick Muffin has used his Question Time appearance to criticise Starbucks and defend a past head of afternoon tea campaign. He also told a large hostile audience that Granma Smith from Skegness would be a BNTP supp...

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Funny story: Cost of Tea Set to Rise

Cost of Tea Set to Rise

Tea is set to become more expensive, causing panic throughout the land. Shortage of rainfall in the tea-producing nations has led to a knock on effect in our stores. Gordon Brown has already created a special committee, known as Two Sugars, which wil...

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Funny story: Obama Ousts Vegas In New Tea Drinking Ad!

Obama Ousts Vegas In New Tea Drinking Ad!

Boston, USA. - Tea Drinking for America Now (TDAN) - the largest tea drinking advocacy campaign - launched a new television ad today in the Boston area while Congress was back in town for it's latest jaked tanned session. The ad is designed to pr...

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Funny story: God says he'd love a Cup of Tea

God says he'd love a Cup of Tea

God has said that he' love a nice cup of tea and a slice of cake. The divine being made the off-the-cuff remark while walking his dog in the park yesterday. "Id love a nice cup of tea. Lots of milk. No sugar. And a lovely slice of chocolate cake",...

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Funny story: British Prime Minister Has Idea

British Prime Minister Has Idea

LONDON. In a startling press conference today British Prime Minister Gordon McScottish announced plans to force UK tea drinkers to re-use tea bags in a bid to realign the UK's balance of payments index (etc and tosh and nonsense). The plans are de...

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Funny story: Green Tea Is Beneficial to Your Health...Maybe

Green Tea Is Beneficial to Your Health...Maybe

The latest health report shows that green tea is beneficial to your overall health and may in fact help to prevent cancer.

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Funny story: Monkey denies machete attack

Monkey denies machete attack

Monkey, the popular face behind the PG Tips campaign has denied attacking Municipal worker Gary Shaver and severing his ear.

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Funny story: Machete attacker arrested

Machete attacker arrested

Monkey, the face of PG Tips was arrested earlier today after attacking a bin man with a machete.

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Funny story: James Bond circumnavigates the world in teapot

James Bond circumnavigates the world in teapot

The names Craig. Daniel Craig! The new James Bond has entered the history books by traveling around the world in a small teapot.

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Funny story: Polly Put The Kettle On We've All Gone Crackers

Polly Put The Kettle On We've All Gone Crackers

Researchers at Magdalene College Cambridge have today published the results of their five-year study into popular beverages and it makes for fascinating reading.

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