Showing:

Funny satire stories about Taylor Lautner

Try another search?

Funny story: Taylor Lautner Denies Making 'Profanity Laced' Remarks About Amy Winehouse

Taylor Lautner Denies Making 'Profanity Laced' Remarks About Amy Winehouse

SANTA MONICA BEACH - Taylor Lautner, one of the stars of the Twilight series, and his girlfriend Lily Collins were enjoying themselves down at Santa Monica Beach. The two wore red, white, and blue swimsuits that the very talented Lily Collins, daughter of music icon Phil Collins had personally sewn herself. A crowd had gathered around them and the happy couple gladly allowed them to take all...

Read full story
Funny story: Taylor Lautner Explains Why He Sent An Extremely &quotErotic Email" To Kate Gosselin

Taylor Lautner Explains Why He Sent An Extremely "Erotic Email" To Kate Gosselin

CANCUN, Mexico - Taylor Lautner, who has appeared in all of the Twilight series movies, took a much needed vacation down to the extreme southernmost part of Mexico. Lautner flew down to Cancun, Yucatan, where he stayed at the luxurious Ole Toro Resort Hotel, which is one of the finest hotels located in the resort town of Cancun. The word 'Cancun' is Spanish for 'Land where the local citizens...

Read full story
Funny story: Robert Pattinson And Kristen Stewart Horrified As Emma Watson And Taylor Lautner Almost Accidentally Kill Miley Cyrus's Pet Goldfish In Potentially Horrendous Deckchair Mishap

Robert Pattinson And Kristen Stewart Horrified As Emma Watson And Taylor Lautner Almost Accidentally Kill Miley Cyrus's Pet Goldfish In Potentially Horrendous Deckchair Mishap

The latest development in a sensational type Daily Male news non-story has Twilight stars and alleged sweethearts Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart looking on in horror as a skylarking Harry Potter star, Emma Watson, and Twilight werewolf Taylor L...

Read full story
Funny story: Alex Pettyfer: Taylor Lautner Did Not Steal Dianna Agron From Me

Alex Pettyfer: Taylor Lautner Did Not Steal Dianna Agron From Me

British actor Alex Pettyfer says that he is not concerned with actor Taylor Lautner stealing his girlfriend. This was after Lautner and Dianna Agron were seen at a restaurant together in Pittsburgh. Lautner was there several months ago to work on...

Read full story
Funny story: Robert Pattinson: I'd Never Fight Lautner Over Kristen Stewart

Robert Pattinson: I'd Never Fight Lautner Over Kristen Stewart

Most ladies would not like to hear the sort of statement that Robert Pattinson made about his longtime girlfriend, Kristen Stewart, but Stewart says she can understand him saying that. "Rob tries to always be truthful. He was telling the truth and...

Read full story
Funny story: Taylor Lautner: Doing It Wolf Style!

Taylor Lautner: Doing It Wolf Style!

Is the wolf man on the prowl? Twilight Movie star Taylor Lautner has been pulling reporters legs and playing jokes on his friends for as long as he can remember. "You never know what the guy is going to do next or to whom", stated one member of th...

Read full story
Funny story: Taylor Lautner Admits to Hamming it up in "Eclipse", "New Moon" Episodes as They Had to Redo the Shooting

Taylor Lautner Admits to Hamming it up in "Eclipse", "New Moon" Episodes as They Had to Redo the Shooting

Actor Taylor Lautner has offered an official apology to Phil Tippett for ruining a scene in one of the Twilight movies. "I got bored awaiting this big scene in Eclipse that Phil Tippett was working very hard to get just right. He is a perfectionis...

Read full story
Funny story: Kristen Stewart Says That is Not Her in XXX Amateur Blue Movie

Kristen Stewart Says That is Not Her in XXX Amateur Blue Movie

A very upset Kristen Stewart tweeted her fans today that that is definitely NOT her in the amateur blue movie that is going round. "Someone is making some money here and I have turned a copy I bought over to the authorities. You can tell that it w...

Read full story
Funny story: Robert Pattinson, Lautner Taylor, Adam Lambert Selling Jockey Shorts for Charity on E-Bay

Robert Pattinson, Lautner Taylor, Adam Lambert Selling Jockey Shorts for Charity on E-Bay

Twilight star Robert Pattinson has joined several currently popular actors in selling his old jockey shorts on eBay to raise funds for charity. "Why not?", asked Pattinson. "It's for a good cause and I need new ones anyway." Lautner Taylor was...

Read full story
Funny story: Taylor Lautner, Chaske Spencer to Star in Adult Underground Comic-Based, "The Fabulous Fuzzy Freak Brothers"!

Taylor Lautner, Chaske Spencer to Star in Adult Underground Comic-Based, "The Fabulous Fuzzy Freak Brothers"!

Actor Taylor Lautner will be starring in a new adult movie based on the old comic classics, "The Fabulous Fuzzy Freak Brothers" which is proving to be a very profitable trend of late. "It combines youth stars like Lautner and Chaske Spencer with o...

Read full story
Funny story: Robert Pattison, Taylor Lautner Say Microwaving Kristen's Panties Only Half the Story

Robert Pattison, Taylor Lautner Say Microwaving Kristen's Panties Only Half the Story

Twilight actor Robert Pattinson told reporters yesterday that Taylor Lautner's story about his sniffing Kristen's panties and refreshing the smell in the microwave was only half the story. Apparently, it was the better half. "Every fan must hav...

Read full story
Funny story: Robert Pattinson Reveals The Behind The Scenes "Sex Secrets" Of "The Twilight Saga: Eclipse"

Robert Pattinson Reveals The Behind The Scenes "Sex Secrets" Of "The Twilight Saga: Eclipse"

LOS ANGELES - Robert Pattinson has finally spoken out about the behind-the-scenes 'Sex Secrets' during the filming of The Twilight Saga: Eclipse. R-Pattz had said that Taylor Lautner and him had made a vow to never reveal the particulars of what h...

Read full story
Funny story: Taylor Lautner Complains That Kristen Stewart Sniffs Robert Pattinson's Socks

Taylor Lautner Complains That Kristen Stewart Sniffs Robert Pattinson's Socks

This news item is totally uncorroborated and based purely on statements made by certain individuals whose veracity cannot be certified by Skoob Entertainment News. An unidentified source today released a statement, scrawled on a school exercise bo...

Read full story
Funny story: Taylor Lautner Claims Rob Pattinson Sniffs Kristen Stewart's Panties

Taylor Lautner Claims Rob Pattinson Sniffs Kristen Stewart's Panties

As Robert Pattinson was talking with a group of Twilight fans at a staged event where the actors from the Twilight movies travel and promote the show, Taylor Lautner was beside him when he heard Pattinson joke about Lautner falling asleep once and be...

Read full story
Funny story: Taylor Lautner Apologizes For Making Lewd Remarks About Kristen Stewart and Vanessa Hudgens

Taylor Lautner Apologizes For Making Lewd Remarks About Kristen Stewart and Vanessa Hudgens

LA BREA - Taylor Lautner was having lunch at the famed La Brea Tar Pits Diner when he was asked why he had made such lewd remarks about Kristen Stewart and Vanessa Hudgens. Lautner, who is currently dating Lily Collins, the daughter of music icon...

Read full story
Funny story: Taylor Swift Has Stated She Is Seriously Thinking About Getting A Tattoo With The Initials J.G. (Jake Gyllenhaal)

Taylor Swift Has Stated She Is Seriously Thinking About Getting A Tattoo With The Initials J.G. (Jake Gyllenhaal)

OXNARD, California - Taylor Swift finished her encore song "He's My Hot Doggin' Hot Dog Man" and walked backstage where she was met by Tittle Tattle Tonight's Skippy Viperwater. Skippy was in Oxnard visiting his maternal grandparents Marlowe Bob a...

Read full story
Funny story: Taylor Lautner and Bristol Palin To Star In A Remake of The Musical Dance Classic "Singing In The Rain"

Taylor Lautner and Bristol Palin To Star In A Remake of The Musical Dance Classic "Singing In The Rain"

HOLLYWOOD - Noted American director-producer Sheboygan Saddlewood has announced to the Hollywood press that he has just agreed to produce Touchrock Films remake of the classic musical dance motion picture Singing In The Rain. Starring as the male...

Read full story

Breaking news…
Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Subscribe…
Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more