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Funny story: Survey shows America is Greatest Country Ever

Survey shows America is Greatest Country Ever

More than two-thirds of Americans surveyed agree that America is Number One on Planet Earth. In a recent Yeehaw! poll, a random selection of Americans were asked to answer the question, "Do you agree with the statement that America is the greatest...

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Funny story: Jesus Due Back On Earth in 2050

Jesus Due Back On Earth in 2050

A poll in America asked of the second coming by Jesus. In a shock result the survey discovered over 39% of all U.S. citizens believe Jesus will return and specified 2050 as the year. God fearing folk to the "only on Sunday" Christians believe Jesu...

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Funny story: Britons Now Use the Internet More

Britons Now Use the Internet More

A recent study by Opsos, the blindingly obvious survey company, has shown that today, Britons are using the internet more than at any point in history. "If we look at internet usage twenty years ago," said Opsos researcher, Quentin Aires, "we can...

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Funny story: NHS Leadership Questionnaire

NHS Leadership Questionnaire

Thank you, member of NHS staff, for taking the time to complete this questionnaire. Please fill it in anonymously and return it in the envelope provided. 1. You are working on a busy ward, full of elderly patients. One of the patients is in extreme discomfort and wants urgent assistance. You are busy helping another patient. Do you: a) drop whatever you are doing and rush to help b) tell...

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Funny story: UN Survey

UN Survey

Last month a world-wide telephone survey was conducted by the UN. The only question asked was: "Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?" The survey was a huge failure because of the following: In Eastern Europe they didn't know what "honest" meant. In Western Europe they didn't know what "shortage" meant. In Africa they didn'...

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Funny story: Is there anyone normal left asks survey?

Is there anyone normal left asks survey?

According to research published on the ever reliable internet, the following is proved by statistics: 1 in 8 men are gay, 1 in 3 girls are abused by their boyfriends, 1 in 4 people will have mental health issues, 1 in 6 men are abused as boys, 1 in 10 children are illegitimate, 1 in 12 people are colour blind, 1 in 10 have restless leg syndrome, 1 in 5 will get Alzheimers, 1 in 5 primary age ki...

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Funny story: Explicit, explosive India: a recent survey bares the Indian mind!

Explicit, explosive India: a recent survey bares the Indian mind!

[PTI/NDTV News, New Delhi Aug 4-5] India may be among the world's fastest growing economies; but going by the results of a recent survey, Indians - particularly the younger generations - have some pretty weird ideas about life and the world in genera...

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Funny story: Americans' Approval Rating Plummets

Americans' Approval Rating Plummets

WASHINGTON DC (AP Newsliar) - A Pew Research Center poll of current U.S. presidents reveals that the approval rating of American voters has plummeted from 100% in January, 2009 to 0% in July, showing that sitting U.S. presidents now overwhelmingly St...

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Funny story: National Statistics Office sheds light on life in the UK

National Statistics Office sheds light on life in the UK

The National Statistics Office has unearthed some hitherto unpublished facts which were released today in an effort to get away from stories about mad Islamic clerics, Jade Goody, senior bankers' bonuses, the Home Secretary's homes, extortionate trai...

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Funny story: World Unfair to US

World Unfair to US

A recent survey has shown that the United States is being unfairly connected with the world economic downturn and as the cause of the banking crisis. Headlines such as 'US Toxic Debt Ruins World Economy', 'US Institution Responsible for Biggest Fr...

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Funny story: Tourism Survey Shows Finland Has Fallen Off The Map

Tourism Survey Shows Finland Has Fallen Off The Map

Finland took part in an extensive study last spring to ascertain mental images associated with different countries. Unfortunately, results show that it ranks just above Iran as a welcoming destination for inquisitive foreigners. Minister for F...

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Funny story: Survey on Bush daughter's wedding

Survey on Bush daughter's wedding

Bush's daughter just got married. To celebrate of the good riddance, Bush would like to grant his subjects 36 hours' no-holds-barred freedom of speech. Below are some people' replies to the survey "Bush's daughter just got married. What do you say?"...

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Funny story: Britons agree: dead neighbours are the best neighbours

Britons agree: dead neighbours are the best neighbours

Half of Britons have said hello to fewer three people in their street in the last week, with the other half only mildly curious whether or not their neighbors might actually be dead, a survey for BBC Breakfast has suggested.

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Funny story: Scrap the 10p lower tax rate - survey shows lethargic reaction

Scrap the 10p lower tax rate - survey shows lethargic reaction

I discovered a top secreat report from the inland revenue on why they scrapped the 10p lower tax rate leaked survey of the average person from the council estates of England gave some shocking results.

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Funny story: 96.7% of Los Angelinos Hate Their City

96.7% of Los Angelinos Hate Their City

A new survey commissioned by the County of Los Angeles has discovered that a whopping 96.7% of the citizens of the city believe they live in a smelly, concrete covered, rat infested hellhole, with little or no attractive vegetation and can't understand why anyone would want to visit.

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Funny story: 62% of Americans find polls useless

62% of Americans find polls useless

A new Harris interactive poll shows that 62% of Americans have no use for polls in their lives.

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Funny story: Twenty percent of Americans trust politicians unequivocally

Twenty percent of Americans trust politicians unequivocally

A recent survey asked Americans how much faith they have in their leaders among other related questions.

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