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Funny story: Berlusconi Has Face Surgery

Berlusconi Has Face Surgery

Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi has undergone a triple operation in Milan's Raffaele Hospital and is convalescing for the next few days at his holiday home in the Istrian mountains. The under fire Premier, who's currently facing a number...

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Funny story: China facing dangerous real-estate bubble and rising inflation

China facing dangerous real-estate bubble and rising inflation

One of China's leading economists has said that the country is facing the possibility of a dangerous real-estate bubble and rising inflation which could put growth at risk. This headline is a cause for great concern. The majority of the Chinese...

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Funny story: Elephant's trunk sewn on to elderly patient

Elephant's trunk sewn on to elderly patient

Los Angeles, California. A doctor here has carried out the world's first elephant plasty, transplanting an elephant's trunk onto a 74 year old man. It was explained as being necessary for the patient as his wife could no longer stand his ceaseles...

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Funny story: Bono Recovering from Emergency Ego Surgery

Bono Recovering from Emergency Ego Surgery

U2 frontman Bono was recovering well yesterday from emergency surgery to combat injuries sustained while he was preparing for his latest US Tour, writes Sal Volatile, Entertainment Correspondent. U2 promoter Arthur Goebbels confirmed that all 16 U...

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Funny story: Chimpanzee Plastic Surgeon Team Performs Radical Face Lift On Man

Chimpanzee Plastic Surgeon Team Performs Radical Face Lift On Man

This is a true story: Approximately five years ago, Dr. Ollie and Dr. Buddy, the first chimpanzee plastic surgeon team recognized by the American Board of Plastic Surgeons, successfully completed a radical facelift on Mr. St. James Davis without the...

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Funny story: First Full-Arse Transplant A Success Say Doctors

First Full-Arse Transplant A Success Say Doctors

The world's first full arse transplant has taken place at a hospital in Arcelona. Over thirty medics worked for twenty four hours to give a new arse to a lucky patient. The man was thought to have been a former swimming pool cleaner who had suffer...

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Funny story: Al Queda Claims Responsibility for 10,000 Gall Bladder Removals in U.S.

Al Queda Claims Responsibility for 10,000 Gall Bladder Removals in U.S.

Yonkers, NY - A new video tape released to Al Jazeera and Al Franken, appears to be an authentic video created for Osama Bin Laden to prove his definitely, maybe still alive. Content of the tape was unusual even by Al Queda's standards. It showed...

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Funny story: Surgeon Switches Husband and Wife's Legs

Surgeon Switches Husband and Wife's Legs

A married couple visiting a New Mexico ski valley both severed their legs this past weekend while skiing and the surgeon who reattached the limbs switched the legs in a medical error. The couple, Tina and Fred Jones of Austin, Texas, who were visitin...

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Funny story: Anesthesiologist passes gas

Anesthesiologist passes gas

Horror erupted in the course of routine back surgery on hospital patient Morris Murcheon, 31, and he slept through the entire ordeal. Mavis Brincheton, M.D., said that the explosion, triggered by the laser cautery device she was holding at the ti...

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Funny story: Artificial Wank Hand Created In Italy

Artificial Wank Hand Created In Italy

Italian scientists believe that they have successfully created the first ever artificial wank hand. Previous attempts led to users complaining of a lack of feeling. Now Professor Luigi Crackoneoffi says such problems are a thing of the past. "We have...

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Funny story: First Total Ass Surgery Approved For Rosie O'Donnell

First Total Ass Surgery Approved For Rosie O'Donnell

In the first of it's kind, Rosie O'Donnell will receive a total ass replacement surgery early next year at an unknown Mayo Clinic in Minnesota. Although it was a close call between O'Donnell and Bernie Madoff, Madoff's health was taken into consi...

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Funny story: Plastic Surgery Definitely Not Half Assed

Plastic Surgery Definitely Not Half Assed

New York City - Austin Trever, lawyer for prominent socialite Doris Hansen has announced the filing of an astronomical lawsuit. Suing for five hundred million dollars Trever alleges that Dr. Marc Sterling destroyed the face of his former wife w...

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Funny story: Surprise surge in Sales but Boss, bemoans staff shortages!

Surprise surge in Sales but Boss, bemoans staff shortages!

Nigel Rimmer proprietor of South Devon confectionery wrapping company "Gaylord's Fruity Fudge Packers" today gave an interview bemoaning the difficulty in finding staff. I don't know what the problem could be?, he moaned whilst shrugging his shoul...

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Funny story: "Pitchman" Billy Mays' Historic Laryngeal Bypass Operation a Complete Success

"Pitchman" Billy Mays' Historic Laryngeal Bypass Operation a Complete Success

ORANGE GLO, FL - When Discovery's Channel aired its new show "Pitchman," many viewers were surprised to find Billy Mays had a softer side. They can thank Dr. Les Lowden of Tampa General Hospital for this minor miracle. Just weeks before the show...

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Funny story: Mary Hart's Smile Surgically Widened

Mary Hart's Smile Surgically Widened

The 58 year old Entertainment Tonight icon went under the knife this past weekend to surgically enhance the width of her now-famous, never flinching smile. Previously known for her stage-lit, crossed legs at the desk of the 1980's version of "ET", H...

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Funny story: Doctors Complete First Successful Brain Transplant

Doctors Complete First Successful Brain Transplant

Orlando, FL - Doctors at the University of the United States Medical Center have completed what they are calling the 'first successful brain transplant.' Neurosurgeon Ed Andrews explained the procedure. "Basically, we took out the old brain and...

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Funny story: Centrefold model gets radical surgery to keep job

Centrefold model gets radical surgery to keep job

Following recent financial losses, a men's magazine is introducing a new slimmer version of their publication, which goes on sale from next month. It means that fewer models will be needed, and there is stiff competition for the available places. A...

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