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Funny story: Superman p*ssed off leaves earth

Superman p*ssed off leaves earth

Is it a bird, is it a plane, no its Superman,and he left planet earth this morning vowing never to return because humans are the hardest race of beings in the Universe to understand. Just before he left Superman made his farewell speech In London...

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Funny story: Superman Accused Of Rape By The Invisible Man!

Superman Accused Of Rape By The Invisible Man!

Reports are coming in of a bizarre incident involving Superman, Wonder Woman and The Invisible Man. It appears that Superman may be guilty of raping The Invisible Man, though it may not have been a deliberate act. According to a report released by...

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Funny story: Superman has Diarrhoea

Superman has Diarrhoea

Superman is on the sick list and not able to perform any super hero tasks this week and will not return to his super hero duties until further notice. Lex Laxative his arch enemy tricked him into drinking a cup of coffee with the very strong laxat...

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Funny story: Superman's Career Ruined as final Telephone Box Removed

Superman's Career Ruined as final Telephone Box Removed

No more will the cry of "is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's Superman!", be heard in the tiny fishing village of Glamogylly, Wales as its last telephone box was removed yesterday due to commercial reasoning. The worst hit will be local mild-man...

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Funny story: Sid Kent Denies Superman Allegations

Sid Kent Denies Superman Allegations

Metropolis man, and reporter for the Daily Planet newspaper, Sid Kent 32, today categorically denied that he was the caped crusader from the planet Krypton who has been valiantly fighting crime and rescuing citizens in mortal peril for over fifty yea...

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Funny story: Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's Superpranny, being helicoptered to an underwater darts match

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's Superpranny, being helicoptered to an underwater darts match

As MPs in Westminster reeled under continual media attacks, today it was the turn of the Royal Family. Their caped crusader relation, Superpranny, who single-handedly defeated the Iraqis last year, was helicoptered by the Army to an underwater darts...

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Funny story: Superman confesses "I'm gay" - Romance with Lois Lane was just a cover-up

Superman confesses "I'm gay" - Romance with Lois Lane was just a cover-up

Metropolitas - Man of Steel, saviour of the world, Superman has finally admitted he's gay. Superman first graced our TV screens in black and white in 1954 and followed up with a series of successful movies two decades later. In the second movie h...

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Funny story: Sri Lanka Bus Driver Was None Other Than Hero Pilot Chesley Sullenberger

Sri Lanka Bus Driver Was None Other Than Hero Pilot Chesley Sullenberger

The hero of yesterday's Pakistan terrorist attack on the Sri Lankan cricket team in Lahore was revealed to the public this morning just hours after the incident, and turned out to be none other than miracle airline pilot, Chesley Sullenberger! Sul...

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Funny story: Gordon Brown's Kryptonite Doesn't Stop Him From Saving The World

Gordon Brown's Kryptonite Doesn't Stop Him From Saving The World

After the British Prime Minister Gordon Brown recently announced in the House of Commons that he has saved the world all on his own, without any help from anyone, he found a piece of Kryptonite in the mail, delivered in a suspiciously conservative bl...

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Funny story: Keanu Reeves To Star In New Superman Film

Keanu Reeves To Star In New Superman Film

Looking to hopefully break the Superman jinx, Keanu Reeves has accepted the title role of Superman in a new film expected to be released in June 2005. "Keanu is the perfect actor for the role. His work in The Matrix was second to none and he will be...

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Funny story: Superman Redux

Superman Redux

Metropolis, June 2008: When Superman started his career, in 1938, telephone booths were plentiful. Clark Kent could step into one anywhere (train stations, movie theaters, hotel lobbies) and become Superman.

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Funny story: Fortress of Solitude to be re-developed

Fortress of Solitude to be re-developed

The second home of timid, mild mannered Daily Planet reporter Clark Kent, The Fortress of Solitude is to be developed into a number of flats and apartments for well-heeled multi-millionaires.

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Funny story: Hillary using Zod, Ursa, Non to influence superdelegates

Hillary using Zod, Ursa, Non to influence superdelegates

Reports have surfaced that Democratic Presidential Candidate Hillary Clinton is in communication with General Zod, Ursa, and Non to "help make the superdelagates see things more clearly." Clinton denies the reports stating that she has neve...

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Funny story: Superman rejects Ashley Tisdale for marriage

Superman rejects Ashley Tisdale for marriage

According to a report, Ashley Tisdale made an attempt to propose marriage to Superman during a Football game against the Denver Broncos. Ashley made her way up the stairwell stumbling twice before she made it to the stand Superman was sitting on.

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Funny story: Superman. Gay? Pull the other one mate.

Superman. Gay? Pull the other one mate.

It's no secret that I'm a fan of Superman. He's not just my favourite comic book character; he's my favourite film, cartoon, TV character, everything. It has come to my attention that there's been a lot of talk that Superman is gay. I'm not so sure. Maybe he just likes the way the tights feel. As for the pants on the outside? They actually give you more support when worn in...

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Funny story: Metropolis Daily Planet reporter, Clark Kent, detained, arrested and then deported to Mexico

Metropolis Daily Planet reporter, Clark Kent, detained, arrested and then deported to Mexico

Tijuana, Mexico - The Daily Planet's very own, Clark Kent, has himself became the news today, as U.S. immigration officials first detained, arrested and then later deported him at the U.S./Mexican border after his name failed to come up in the ne...

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Funny story: Superman evicted from his Fortress of Solitude by the Russians; applies for Section 8 government subsidized housing in Metropolis -- rejected

Superman evicted from his Fortress of Solitude by the Russians; applies for Section 8 government subsidized housing in Metropolis -- rejected

Metropolis, Metropolis - Superman flew out to his Fortress of Solitude located somewhere in the North Pole this weekend only to find it had been discovered by a recent Russian submarine expedition claiming it on the behalf of Mother Russia. He arrive...

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