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Funny story: Clegg Vows "No NHS Privatisation" - millions of students relieved

Clegg Vows "No NHS Privatisation" - millions of students relieved

Following Nick Clegg's declaration that the NHS will not be privatised under any conditions, the National Union of Students have reacted: "That's it then - the NHS will not be privatised. We believe him." Their reaction is at odds with Nick...

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Funny story: Ashley Cole Shoots - It's in the Back of the Neck!

Ashley Cole Shoots - It's in the Back of the Neck!

As a defender, Ashley Cole doesn't get many shooting opportunities. So when one comes along he tries to make it count. At a training session last weekend, it has been reported that the Chelsea player accidentally shot and injured a student with a...

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Funny story: Major Technological Breakthrough

Major Technological Breakthrough

A Dundee University design student has dreamt up a product for lonely long-distance lovers-in the shape of a glow-in-the-dark pillow that mimics a partner's heartbeat. The device is aimed at couples living apart, with each person having a pillow o...

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Funny story: Kate Middleton and Prince William's Wedding to be Stormed by Student Rioters

Kate Middleton and Prince William's Wedding to be Stormed by Student Rioters

Student rioters have are making plans to hijack the Royal Wedding. They plan to storm the wedding reception and eat all the party food to highlight the fact that students can't afford to eat food anymore. The wedding Reception will also be raide...

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Funny story: Future News: Adolecent Homelessness Reaches All Time High

Future News: Adolecent Homelessness Reaches All Time High

(Published 2014) - LONDON URBEM - A new report has found out that nearly 8 in 10 young people are homeless. The report found out that the unexpected spike was caused by the EMA cuts and tuition fee rises in the early part of this decade, enacted b...

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Funny story: Student Protests Spread to Airports

Student Protests Spread to Airports

In a development the Tory led Government had not anticipated, the British public have been organising spontaneous sit-ins at airports in the UK. One passenger Edna Trout had her children with her and they were part of the sit-in at Heathrow Airpor...

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Funny story: Tuitions Fees Bill Mysteriously 'Lost'

Tuitions Fees Bill Mysteriously 'Lost'

LONDON - The tuition fees bill was lost in the Parliament building today. The bill, which will impoverish thousands of budding young smart people, had disappeared. "Uhhh..." said an MP. "Yes. It is such a shame it was lost. Oh dear. What ever s...

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Funny story: Teacher Claims Students Bad for Heart

Teacher Claims Students Bad for Heart

New York - A teacher by the name of Monte Kuhr is claiming that students are bad for teachers' hearts. He is also suing the city for giving him students they knew would cause him way too much stress. Mr. Kuhr told reporters at a news confere...

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Funny story: University fees - the truth they wanted hidden

University fees - the truth they wanted hidden

Universities are set to introduce annual fees of at least six thousand pound per student under the guise that the money is necessary for funding a better quality high education. But this is simply not true. Universities do not operate in the sa...

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Funny story: Off With Their Heads!

Off With Their Heads!

There was a terrible mistake made by a mob that was protesting the rate hikes in college tuition's in front of Parliament, Thursday. Prince Charles and his wife Camilla lead pretty structured lives, appearing at charity events and fundraisers on a...

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Funny story: UK Police to revive 'Shoot to Kill' policy

UK Police to revive 'Shoot to Kill' policy

In the light of the recent 'Tuition fees' riots, and the criticism levied at the police for their poor management, the Met have made some sweeping and radical changes to the way that they manage some events. Met spokespersonnage Ronald Schwarzeneg...

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Funny story: More Violent Student Protests as Rampage Spreads to Berks

More Violent Student Protests as Rampage Spreads to Berks

Violence by outraged students spread to Berkshire today, as twenty-three toddlers ran riot under the mistaken belief David Cameron's government planned to increase school pees. "I don't want to go potty!" screamed 3-year old Violet Babby. "I wa...

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Funny story: Pro Tuition Fee Raise Voters Told to Pay Back THEIR University Fees

Pro Tuition Fee Raise Voters Told to Pay Back THEIR University Fees

LONDON - After a stupidly narrow defeat of 21 votes, a tuition fee rise for next year's university students was met with severe irony as a clause was found in the document. All the party members who voted for the fee rise will have to pay their un...

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Funny story: Charles and Camilla caught without seatbelts

Charles and Camilla caught without seatbelts

London - (Rioters): It cost Diana and Dodi their lives in that drunken Pont d'Alma tunnel freak show in August 1997. On Wednesday night an ominous echo of that folie a deux saw Charles and his faghag snapped by the paps not wearing seat belts.

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Funny story: Protesting Uni Students Protest Uni Protestors

Protesting Uni Students Protest Uni Protestors

Students rampaging over increased school fees are being strung even higher by accusations they are also looters, anarchists, and arsonists following last night's epic temper tantrum in central London. "All we are trying to do is point out it is s...

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Funny story: 'I Think They may have a Point' Charles

'I Think They may have a Point' Charles

Prince Charles, recovering from the assault on his car on the way to the Royal Variety Show, declared today that the student protesters 'may have a point'. 'Their variety performance was a darned sight more entertaining than the ghastly turns at the...

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Funny story: David Cameron Brings Out the Big Guns to Quell Student Riots

David Cameron Brings Out the Big Guns to Quell Student Riots

Prime Minister David Cameron is moving aggressively in a bid to restore order as rioting students trash central London. "He's delighted, as a Conservative Prime Minister, to have a war to fight," said Peregrine Sympring-Knobb, an old school frie...

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