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Funny story: Strictly Come Dancing in 'cold recanting mystic' Halloween shocker!

Strictly Come Dancing in 'cold recanting mystic' Halloween shocker!

London - (Trick or Treat Mess): A rearrangement of the popular Beeb show name has stunned Halloween TV audiences. A 'cold recanting mystic' anagram is sparking a conspiracy theorists' turf war among Strictly Come Dancing wingnutz this weekend.

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Funny story: Ann Widdecombe takes to the air on Strictly

Ann Widdecombe takes to the air on Strictly

In a desperate last ditch attempt to win over the judges, Ann Widdecombe and her partner were hoping to perform a daring aerial routine during their last dance. The idea behind this was to try to recreate the flying pig routine, which Pink Floyd used...

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Funny story: Strictly Come Dancing - Peter Andre A Worse Lip Syncher Than Cheryl Cole

Strictly Come Dancing - Peter Andre A Worse Lip Syncher Than Cheryl Cole

Sunday Evening - The UK - The X-Factor live elimination round may have caught the public's imagination, but SEN supremo Buffty Ginslinger reckons that the award for performance of the evening went to Strictly Come Dancing, and Peter Andre's singing s...

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Funny story: Widdicome Says, "I was a Pratt!"

Widdicome Says, "I was a Pratt!"

Anne Widdicome called a news conference yesterday evening, after her Strictly Humiliation to tell the gathered journalist, "I was a pratt!" She says she was blinded by the fee and the chance to get more press and television exposure. In a tearf...

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Funny story: Ann Widdecombe gets lowest ever score on Strictly

Ann Widdecombe gets lowest ever score on Strictly

Judges and the audience were left speechless, or at best mumbling incoherently, following Ann Widdecombe's performance of the Salsa. The cameramen were relieved of their posts and taken away for treatment of their PTSD. The show's director was also s...

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Funny story: Ann Widdercombe to learn the steps

Ann Widdercombe to learn the steps

Ann Widdercombe's going back to basics, following another shit performance on Strictly Come Dancing. The aging star from that TV show everyone loves is set to go back to basics to really woo the audiences. Following complaints that her routines we...

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Funny story: Anne Widdicome's G-String causes stir on Strictly

Anne Widdicome's G-String causes stir on Strictly

A row has broken out after Anne Widdicome appeared on Strictly Come Dancing wearing just a G-string and flimsy lacy bikini top doing the Rumba. As she was swung around the dance floor by Anton, kicking her legs higher than her shoulders and flingi...

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Funny story: Ann Widdecome to Win Strictly Come Dancing

Ann Widdecome to Win Strictly Come Dancing

Anne Widdecombe has emerged as the early front-runner to win strictly come dancing. All the book makers think she's great and just fantastic. She's a typical example of girls who are doing it for themselves and also, of course, she's the action her...

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Funny story: Kelly Brook Finally Gets Fed Up With Danny Cipriani's Womanizing Ways And Shows Him The Effen Door

Kelly Brook Finally Gets Fed Up With Danny Cipriani's Womanizing Ways And Shows Him The Effen Door

LONDON - Kelly Brook, model, actress, television presenter, and fox hunt organizer, revealed to her hair stylist that she has had it with boyfriend Danny Cipriani's womanizing ways. Thirty year old Brook said that she has never been with a man who...

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Funny story: Dancing Derek Hough To Join 'Strictly' To Get Closer To Cheryl Cole - Ashley Seething

Dancing Derek Hough To Join 'Strictly' To Get Closer To Cheryl Cole - Ashley Seething

A source speaking from close to the bar in The Nag's Head public house in the West End tipped me off today that Dancing Derek Hough is all set to drop everything and come to London to take up residence on Strictly Come Dancing - in order to allow him...

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Funny story: Bruce Forsyth Unveils New Catchphrase

Bruce Forsyth Unveils New Catchphrase

Bruce Forsyth, old git and loathsome presenter of various televisual game shows throughout this and the last century, has sensationally revealed his new catchphrase during filming of Stricly Come Dancing. The doddery old fart told us from his huge...

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Funny story: Camilla Bowles Has Agreed To Be A Contestant On Next Season's 'Strictly Come Dancing'

Camilla Bowles Has Agreed To Be A Contestant On Next Season's 'Strictly Come Dancing'

LONDON - The lovely, charming, and athletic as the dickens Camilla Bowles has finally agreed to be a contestant on next season's Strictly Come Dancing reality dance show. Strictly Come Dancing's producer Ellsworth Cruxton has been trying to convin...

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Funny story: Strictly Come Dancing's Ricky Whittle Demands To See The Voting Results

Strictly Come Dancing's Ricky Whittle Demands To See The Voting Results

LONDON - Ricky Whittle is not a happy camper as they say in Yellow Stone National Park. He feels that he and his partner Natalie Lowe danced much better than the winners Chris Hollins and Ola Jordan. The second place finisher in this year's Strict...

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Funny story: Strictly Come Dancing's Chris Hollins Beats Ricky Whittle To Win The First Place Title

Strictly Come Dancing's Chris Hollins Beats Ricky Whittle To Win The First Place Title

LONDON - The odds-on-favorite did not win this year's edition of Strictly Come Dancing. A disappointed Ricky Whittle said backstage that he wishes more people would have voted for him but he understands that a lot of them were out doing some Christma...

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Funny story: Strictly Come Dancing's Ali Bastian Scores Five Perfect Tens But Still Gets Booted Off

Strictly Come Dancing's Ali Bastian Scores Five Perfect Tens But Still Gets Booted Off

LONDON - The star of the soap opera Hollyoaks and the drama series Bill Ali Bastian and her partner Brian Fortuna danced good enough to receive a perfect score of 50 out of 50 from the quintet of Strictly Come Dancing judges but in the end it was not...

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Funny story: Strictly Come Dancing Gives London-Born Laila Rouass Her Walking Papers

Strictly Come Dancing Gives London-Born Laila Rouass Her Walking Papers

LONDON - Laila Rouass star of the English TV drama Footballers' Wives is the latest casualty on Strictly Come Dancing. The 38-year-old was given the heave ho after her and her partner Anton Du Beke performed in a dance off with Ricky "The Comeback...

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Funny story: Prince Charles and Camilla Are Big Fans Of Strictly Come Dancing

Prince Charles and Camilla Are Big Fans Of Strictly Come Dancing

LONDON - The BBC is reporting that two of the biggest fans of Strictly Come Dancing are none other than Prince Charles and his wife Camilla. Camilla said that the two have been watching the show since its very beginning. She said that they sit...

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